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@femmefatalis.bsky.social
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Sabretooth-obsessed She/her 34 Born to be a paleoartist Forced to be a political junkie 🐅🦖🦈𖤐💉🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸🌹 🚫🧊🇮🇱🚫

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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shits actually light grey again and not like a dark beige 😬😂
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Being an adult is the satisfaction of carpet scrubbing your very light grey carpets on the most heavily trafficked areas and realizing how dirty it was compared to places that get no foot traffic, like under furniture. So gross, yet so worth it.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Sigh
Alt: Cillian Murphy looking to the side suspiciously and sighing
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s October 3rd… you know what that means…. Happy FMA day!
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And I can kinda see why. For a show that masterfully handles heavy topics like war, genocide and colonization in a way kids can understand, that episode still manages to be the darkest one. It’s a shame though, cuz it’s so goddamn good.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t find anything official online saying so, but I’ve seen the surrounding episodes many times on Pluto & always wondered why I never saw that one. I always assumed I just missed it. But finally sitting down to watch the entire series start to finish on Netflix, & yea, they definitely skip it.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh yea, pluto tv definitely pulled the blood bending episode from avatar off their lineup.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got my 8th COVID vaccine today and I regret to inform everyone that I still have yet to turn into an animal or whatever shit anti-vaxxers said would happen. But my arm does hurt. And I’m slightly offended by it.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would say these people are actually human cattle, but who am I kidding? That would be giving cattle a bad name.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s such a banger. We just watched it a few months ago. I need more asap
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fr. Of all the criticisms I saw, none were claiming immunocompromised people can’t have a space. It’s that you can’t be an antisocial freak, threaten people, then use your race & disability as a cudgel. If you want a space, you’d think wishing its destruction is kinda antithetical to your goal.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I unfollowed this person for this. Unfortunately they are the type of person who thinks that the more mass unfollows they get, the more correct they are. Which sucks, cuz I did like them.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, discord finally asked to verify my age on a NSFW channel. They only asked me if I’d “like to proceed”. So I did and it let me in with no further questions. However, I’m under no illusion that they didn’t already have all my information including 3D scans of my bootyhole in 4k anyway. So… 🤷🏼‍♀️
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Anyway, I was just trying to play some Mario kart when he started acting weird. He’d honestly felt off since dinner, but it got worse as soon as we sat down to play games. And my brain immediately jumped to the worst case scenario. He’s fine now. I think he was just gassy. But now I need a drink.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And cuz he hasn’t fully healed from whatever the fuck was wrong, every time he seems even slightly off, my brain goes back into panic mode. Not to mention since we still don’t know what caused his illness to begin with, we can’t guarantee that it won’t come back. Whatever “it” is
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The worst part about having a pet who was on the brink of death, is that I will never recover from the trauma of him nearly dying. Obviously I’m thrilled that he’s still here, and I wouldn’t want it any other way, but the stress from the whole ordeal has altered my brain chemistry forever.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alright, fine. I'll do the "make your fursona as the GTA6 covergirl" trend that's going around. Twist my arm, why don't ya? (updated version) #smilodon #fursona #GTA6
anthro smilodon OC wearing seafoam green crop top and white bikini on sunset background
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The amount of people that recognize this little sleep paralysis demon makes me so happy
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Something shifted in the mid 2000s where dorks/nerds became cool. Except it wasn’t the actually smart people becoming popular, it was the already popular kids putting on glasses and larping about being nerdy. and I feel like this is the consequences of that cohort growing up and getting jobs in tech
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wait, noooo what’d the Proclaimers do?
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hell fucking yea #mst3k #rifftrax
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So looks like I’m going to the theater regardless, cuz my ass ain’t missing this
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So I’ve been on the Buddy hype train and been dying to see it since I discovered it. So I checked to see if it was in my local theater. Bad news: No Buddy Good news:
Movie poster and times for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments Sting of Death
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bro, he actually thought Americans WOULDN’T fight back and lash out at the next closest thing like a rabid animal, but instead question our government as to why it happened???? Buddy… buddy… It’s taken us 25 fucking years to truly start grappling with that question.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m telling y’all, there is a secret hasanabi head working at fox because first they air every single based clip of him being completely reasonable, and then they show this?? And expect people to think it’s bad?!?!
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hate it when I’m right techstory.in/discord-is-b...
techstory.in
Discord Is Bringing Back Age Verification for Millions of Users - TechStory
Discord is once again putting age verification at the centre of its platform, as the messaging and community service moves toward a “teen-by-default” experience for users around the world.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok, I’m not even technically a Pittsburgher, but what the fuck is this spelling of *yinz*?
Question 10 of 24
What word(s) do you use to address a group of 2 or more people?
You all
Yous, youse
You lot
You guys
You’uns 
Yins
You
Other
Ya’ll
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It is indeed
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m so glad I stopped eating beef during covid.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Naw, it’s gotta be Skeeters.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yo ho ho
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Spongebob Squarepants: Patchy the Pirate Laughs
Alt: Spongebob Squarepants: Patchy the Pirate Laughs
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If there’s anything good about Trump deregulating all meat processing, it’s that dumb fucks like this will gladly be the first in line to eat the poop beef to own the libs.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Even if I was wondering, never would I ever want these fuckers to know.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bruh I can’t believe I had to explain what M*A*S*H was to my husband…. I’m like… offended rn. I’d say you can shame him, @atheistalex.bsky.social, but he’ll never see it cuz he lost his login.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
alright, I think its time to get back into lifting. I took my summer break (and then my dog, Zuko, got deathly ill), but bikini season is over, & Zuko seems to be on the mend 🤞🏼 But only after I chug a bottle of wine and play mario kart with my lovely hubby tonight. Then it's back to locking tf in 💪🏼
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Cuz I don’t fall for idpol shit *and I voted for Kamala Harris*. but that doesn’t help your argument, now does it?
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
TRUUUUU
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Thanks. I am smart. Because I said nothing wrong. And you have no argument.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Whatever helps you sleep at night, babes.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They literally weren’t, but ok. Notice how I commented on an article of her talking about how she’s *still* casting doubt on his campaign. She won’t back him because she’s a sore fucking loser. And until she starts fully campaigning with him, no, I won’t keep her name out of my mouth. Suck it
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
She’s a sore loser and a narcissist. I don’t prescribe to identity politics, which is all she did. She had zero policy outside of “I’m a black woman” and “Trump hates me”. It’s 2026 and we’re in another economic crisis. You’re gonna havta try harder than not being “the other guy”.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Your mom’s propaganda
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Me when I’m drunk and can’t make a coherent point
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Christ, she is such a sore loser, it’s embarrassing
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well if you are, then so is mine, cuz she let me watch Jurassic park around that age (I loved seeing people get eaten), & the Exorcist when I was not that much older. Surprisingly, the only thing that fucked me up about that was the bed shaking scene of all things. Not the spinning heads or pea soup
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
- The Ghost and the Darkness - The Beast - Jaws - The Exorcist - Zoids Chaotic Century
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And yet *trump* is the one who’s still alive. Gotcha.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just watched two equally insane movies both free on tubi: “Nano Shark” a spoof on “Fantastic Voyage” and “Jaws of the Shark” about a shark with a chainsaw that goes on a killing spree in the woods. Yes, you read that right. Highly recommend both, probably with a strong drink 😆
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I wasn't born yesterday and am under no illusion that the trump admin actually gives a fuck about the environment. These mustangs are getting sold off just so more land can be given to big ag. Or data centers. Pick your poison.
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