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@femmefatalis.bsky.social
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Sabretooth-obsessed She/her 34 Born to be a paleoartist Forced to be a political junkie 🐅🦖🦈𖤐💉🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸🌹 🚫🧊🇮🇱🚫

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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 2h
Being an adult is the satisfaction of carpet scrubbing your very light grey carpets on the most heavily trafficked areas and realizing how dirty it was compared to places that get no foot traffic, like under furniture. So gross, yet so worth it.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Sigh
Alt: Cillian Murphy looking to the side suspiciously and sighing
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s October 3rd… you know what that means…. Happy FMA day!
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh yea, pluto tv definitely pulled the blood bending episode from avatar off their lineup.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got my 8th COVID vaccine today and I regret to inform everyone that I still have yet to turn into an animal or whatever shit anti-vaxxers said would happen. But my arm does hurt. And I’m slightly offended by it.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, discord finally asked to verify my age on a NSFW channel. They only asked me if I’d “like to proceed”. So I did and it let me in with no further questions. However, I’m under no illusion that they didn’t already have all my information including 3D scans of my bootyhole in 4k anyway. So… 🤷🏼‍♀️
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The worst part about having a pet who was on the brink of death, is that I will never recover from the trauma of him nearly dying. Obviously I’m thrilled that he’s still here, and I wouldn’t want it any other way, but the stress from the whole ordeal has altered my brain chemistry forever.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alright, fine. I'll do the "make your fursona as the GTA6 covergirl" trend that's going around. Twist my arm, why don't ya? (updated version) #smilodon #fursona #GTA6
anthro smilodon OC wearing seafoam green crop top and white bikini on sunset background
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hell fucking yea #mst3k #rifftrax
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So I’ve been on the Buddy hype train and been dying to see it since I discovered it. So I checked to see if it was in my local theater. Bad news: No Buddy Good news:
Movie poster and times for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments Sting of Death
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bro, he actually thought Americans WOULDN’T fight back and lash out at the next closest thing like a rabid animal, but instead question our government as to why it happened???? Buddy… buddy… It’s taken us 25 fucking years to truly start grappling with that question.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hate it when I’m right techstory.in/discord-is-b...
techstory.in
Discord Is Bringing Back Age Verification for Millions of Users - TechStory
Discord is once again putting age verification at the centre of its platform, as the messaging and community service moves toward a “teen-by-default” experience for users around the world.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok, I’m not even technically a Pittsburgher, but what the fuck is this spelling of *yinz*?
Question 10 of 24
What word(s) do you use to address a group of 2 or more people?
You all
Yous, youse
You lot
You guys
You’uns 
Yins
You
Other
Ya’ll
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Even if I was wondering, never would I ever want these fuckers to know.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bruh I can’t believe I had to explain what M*A*S*H was to my husband…. I’m like… offended rn. I’d say you can shame him, @atheistalex.bsky.social, but he’ll never see it cuz he lost his login.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
alright, I think its time to get back into lifting. I took my summer break (and then my dog, Zuko, got deathly ill), but bikini season is over, & Zuko seems to be on the mend 🤞🏼 But only after I chug a bottle of wine and play mario kart with my lovely hubby tonight. Then it's back to locking tf in 💪🏼
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
TRUUUUU
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And yet *trump* is the one who’s still alive. Gotcha.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
As a conservation biologist, "wild horses" are a misnomer. They aren't wild. They're feral domestic horses & by definition, are invasive that compete w/ native species & have no natural predators to keep them in check. So the admin is technically doing a good thing for the environment. HOWEVER...
NYT article of mustangs being corralled and sold off with the title "Under Trump, Wild Horses Are Going To Slaughter"
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It’ll never cease to amaze me how out of touch people can be that they can make this, check it, and say “yea, this looks edible. I’m sure this’ll make people wanna buy our food.”
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I just want Zuko to be ok. Beyond that, I don’t really give a fuck what happens. He is my baby. I can’t lose him.
Cream Pomeranian with a shaved leg laying on grey wood flooring Cream Pomeranian laying on grey carpet surrounded by all his friends (his toys)Cream Pomeranian wearing a blue birthday hat with a birthday muffin lit with a candle in front of his face
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
But wait! There's more....
Tweet from @grok
"ELON MUSK IS A CHILD RAPIST"
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Notice how since Hong lost, the establishment is acting like it’s proof the left is unelectable. Meanwhile, multiple other left candidates did win last night, but you won’t hear them mention those. Left loses = not electable Left wins = “uhhh hey look over there!” *runs away*
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Lest we forget, Matt Walsh is a pedo who thinks girls' peak fertility is 17.
tweet from Matt Walsh about AOC starting to freeze her eggs:
"She'll turn 37 in a couple months. If she got pregnant now, it would technically be a geriatric pregnancy. Instead she’s freezing her eggs. This desire to start having children late in life is completely baffling to me. I’ll have kids in theirs 20s by the time I turn 50. AOC apparently wants to have a toddler at that age. Totally backwards and ridiculous."
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Never won’t be funny that Third Way, a group whose name literally implies exactly that, is always telling progressives to make their own party. Just… the irony.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Fugliness aside, how is it not illegal that it doesn’t have a rear windshield or mirrors?!
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Me today and maybe tomorrow:
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Pettyratz: Waiting for the Call
Alt: Pettyratz: Waiting for the Call
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It may not have been by the margins we wanted, but at least she wasted $60 million of corporate/AIPAC spending for absolutely no fucking reason. A win is a win.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Damn libs on Twitter are bitter.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The best possible outcome today would be Abdul kicking the shit outta Haley, and Zuko’s biopsy coming back negative on cancer. Fingers crossed y’all 🤞🏼
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sometime this week, after months of misdiagnoses, ER vets, specialists, and an emergency abdominal surgery, I’m gonna find out if Zuko— my baby, has cancer or not. Part of me is so ready to finally find out, but also, i’m absolutely fucking not. All I know for certain is I’m motherfucking tired.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Stevens: “I’m the more electable candidate. I would put up a better fight against Mike Rogers” Rogers: “oh fuck. we cant wait til Aug 5th, we better get attack ads out against our opponent ASAP”
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
July has been absolute dog shit. I hope August is better.
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John Coffey's Iconic 'I'm Tired, Boss' Scene
Alt: John Coffey's Iconic 'I'm Tired, Boss' Scene
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Sexual insecurity.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
These types of people are why Sokka’s misogyny arc was nuked in the live action Avatar— because misogyny bad. Growing is for evil people. Why grow if you never had bad thoughts to overcome?
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I would believe RFK jr fucked a chicken (or any animal) faaaaar before I would *ever* believe that vaccines cause autism. In fact, I would almost guarantee it.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fuck.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Tomorrow morning can’t come soon enough. I’m excited, yet terrified at the same time. But moreover, I’m fucking exhausted.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The amount of people in this comment section saying something along the lines of “well just make a new party” are completely ignorant how democracy works at all. It’s painful to read.
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😸 Hugo the pink cat 😸 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Gumichan the Laughing Bird Says No
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And to think, Mitch McConnell died on this day, and we were none the wiser.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
literally my entire twitter feed rn.
a picture of a group of people all saying "I havta admit, she's growing on me" and the top of the pic says "When the checks cash for centrist liberal democrats"
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
100 percent this. I don’t even like Taco Bell, but it’s not their fault. Not only is it dangerous and disingenuous to solely blame them but also a little bit racist? Like sure, blame the *Mexican* restaurant. Making Taco Bell be the falls guys for this is evil.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Listen… I’m sorry, but, it can’t happen now. I’m not gonna be able to celebrate properly. Cancel your vacay til next weekend, please
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Alright, fine. I'll do the "make your fursona as the GTA6 covergirl" trend that's going around. Twist my arm, why don't ya? #smilodon #fursona #GTA6
anthro smilodon character wearing a seafoam green crop top and a white bikini
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Me: “it’s time to cut back on alcohol by making mocktails with seltzer water and fresh berries!” Raspberries & blueberries: “go ahead… I dare ya” Wine and Press in my fridge: “it’s ok. You’re safe with me”
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Something we’re gonna havta be prepared for is the amount of MAGAs who’ll try to act like they never liked Trump once he’s gone. We can’t let them forget what they supported. I don’t care if it alienates a few people who genuinely know they fucked up. Because 99.99% of them won’t.
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🐾 Shannibal 🐾 @femmefatalis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Mitch being able to write this long-ass post about how it’s just “a mild case of pneumonia” after a month of dead silence (pun intended), while not mentioning Lindsay Graham at all is honestly the most damning evidence that he is fucking dead.
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