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@lexi.flowers
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Cybersecurity degree apprentice at Pearson. Interests include climate, narrowboats, canals, wildlife, and constitutional democracy. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌎❤️ Manchester sipping that gender fluid 🥤 (they(/she)) lexi.flowers

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lexi @lexi.flowers · 15h
⊹ ࣪ ˖☆⋆。𖦹°‧★ upcoming digital underground, cloud rap and hyperpop night in Manchester ☆⋆。𖦹°‧★~ www.thedeafinstitute.co.uk/event/digi-h...
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DIGI: Hyperpop, Digicore, Cloud Rap Club Night - The Deaf Institute
⊹ ࣪ ˖☆⋆。𖦹°‧★ digi ☆⋆。𖦹°‧★⊹ ࣪ ˖  hyperpop : digicore : cloud rap club night friday 20th november 2026 manchester  the deaf institute doors @ 11pm 18+ No Future DJs are taking over with a night dedicate...
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 19h
homobloc 2026 was wonderfully weird and queer and whimsical…… <3
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 22/09/2026
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View invoice / Manage
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 18/09/2026
i have found myself in the sad position of having a twilio phone number for automated sms/call send/receive and not enough silly ideas of what to use it for
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 16/09/2026
I think charli just sold out co-op live in the first 30 minutes of a presale
Ticketmaster Charli xcx seat selection - only one section leftTicketmaster Charli xcx seat selection - in the one remaining section there is only one seat left and it's a companion seat
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 02/09/2026
I could not put down Fawn by C.N. Vair! An enchanted, potent story of the steps a wildlife rehabilitator must take to protect her sanctuary. Bursting with feminine rage, and emotionally devastating when it needs to be. Fiercely recommend.
A Palma 2 Pro colour e-ink smartphone displays front cover of Fawn by C.N. Vair. It rests on a wooden table alongside a white Magic Keyboard and a pink heart necklace.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 28/08/2026
enjoying the phone and am reading SO much, but the camera on this thing is not great. 1 - takes ages to focus on a subject (and can often fail to do so) and 2 - bad at scenes with massive lighting contrasts or low light
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 27/08/2026
the nokia did not work out. life depends on too many smart things it would seem. time for attempt #2: an e-ink phone (plus short blog post to go along with it) felixweber.co.uk/eink/smartph...
A BOOX Palma 2 Pro phone displaying the blog post from felixweber.co.uk of my experience of using the very same phone as an iPhone replacement.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 25/08/2026
i love the part of my job which includes making absurd cybersecurity training videos
Blue text on top of a video of coral reef - “even though fish are very pretty,”Blue text on top of a video of coral reef - “they cannot send emails.” and below, “(they do not have fingers to type them with)”
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 24/08/2026
camping trip to the peaks with @moss-meister.bsky.social
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 14/08/2026
today I remembered after five minutes of blasting a block of frozen soup in the microwave that microwaves do not melt ice 
a very frozen block of mushroom and haggis soup sat sort of on top of a plastic tub, inside a microwave
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 13/08/2026
my iphone no longer recognises my face (shape) after a month of E
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 12/08/2026
@moss-meister.bsky.social and i (painfully, sorry eyes) viewing the solar eclipse through four pairs of sunglasses and a pair of IPL goggles
the greaseproof paper screen of a cardboard pinhole projector with a crescent sun on itthe greaseproof paper screen of a cardboard pinhole projector with a crescent sun on it - better exposed, clearermoss wearing five pairs of glasses to look at the sun through (we know this is not good for your eyes)two cardboard pinhole projectors held by our hands side by side pointed at the solar eclipse
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 07/08/2026
new phone :)
a shiny metallic pink nokia 225 (4g) (2024) held in my hand. it’s playing Kim Petras’ “03. I Like Your Look.mp3” with album artwork over bluetooth to my headphones (thanks itunes for letting me buy music and using the files freely)
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 05/08/2026
eBay, you have a new message

i_bolly:
'It's niche.'

You:
'Hello. What'

Used jam jar with lid containing rainwater
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 05/08/2026
i have purchased a pressure canner to can things like stews and soups and stock. i then realised i have a sad lack of jars. so, while browsing jars from the local The Range, it surprised me to find that jars are more expensive empty than with jam in them (49p for jar w/ jam vs £1.50/empty jar…)
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 31/07/2026
femme presenting on the bee network pride bus 🫶
double decker yellow bee network bus (number 126) in pride liveryfelix sat on a bus with shiny metallic purple hair and face mask (not shaved half my face for electrolysis appt)
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 31/07/2026
discovered a secret hideaway with peg dog this morning
a silver-coloured pond in a forestthe same silver pond in the forest from the mud bank on the other sidetop down view of peg dog head with a burry spider on her head looking at somethingldeg pog with boots on a gravel path looking at grass thinking “yummy grass”
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 29/07/2026
needed
one of the large sports direct mugs with two teabags (yorkshire tea obviously) and boiling water in. it’s sat on an electric hob
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 28/07/2026
facial hair electrolysis is soso great. feels very strange, like you have little lightning strikes under your skin
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 27/07/2026
lol @ knowing i pass in public bc the local youth take the piss out of my dog’s shoes rather than me 🥰
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 27/07/2026
pleasantly surprised today with my boss using they/them pronouns for me in my performance review. maybe it's the makeup and nails i show off in the weekly catch-ups
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British Hedgehog Preservation Society @hedgehogsociety.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Have you spotted or heard hedgehogs doing this in your garden? In the mating season males may be attracted by the different smell of females & commence a rather prolonged & noisy courtship - which includes a lot of circling & huffing! 📹 Simone
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 24/07/2026
this is sketchy as fuck, but it looks pretty cool at least
Two homemade corner shelves. One is larger, and about a metre higher than the lower one. 

The lower one holds a huge Yamaha MSP10 speaker with a spider plant on top in a red kidney beans tin. The lower shelf is supported on its front two chamfered corners with hemp rope extending up to the top shelf. 

It looks rather precarious.
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Lady Jessica @ladyjessica.northsky.social · 23/07/2026
Meme, 4 quadrants, black text on white background in left column images in right column 

Transmasc binder : a picture of a white human torso wearing a chest binder to keep breasts from showing through clothes.

Transfem binder : a picture of a binder full of pages of magic the gathering cards, in a 6x6 grid.
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
foolproof 👍
Men-only gyms seek to protect Christian men from lust
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 22/07/2026
i don’t know if this is a good idea in actuality but the science checks out according to a paper from 2003
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doop @doop.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hiya, if you’re having post-EMF discussions in the group chat for your mates/fellow villagers/whatever then PLEASE PLEASE put any useful feedback into the feedback form. It will be read by actual humans when we are caught up on sleep. grist.orga.emfcamp.org/forms/cL1XSk...
grist.orga.emfcamp.org
Grist, the evolution of spreadsheets
A modern, open source spreadsheet that goes beyond the grid
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 21/07/2026
first time I have seen an emoji used in an NHS website
"Application sent! 🎉

Please make a note of this reference number:"
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Meredith @ameredol.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's even self-effecting!
The large illuminated "EMF26" sign at Electromagnetic Field, except some nighttime ne'er-do-wells have switched it round to say "FEM26"
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paddington bear hate account @jamesacetate.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
EMF estrogen Male (to) Female it all makes sense…
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 19/07/2026
of course I end up taking oestrogen for the first time at five in the morning at EMF
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 14/07/2026
EMFCamp advert leaflets sorted ✅
Four leaflets of size 4x6 inches, which are two 4x6 photo papers cut in the middle halfway and fitted together to make an X-shape:

1. The first one says: 'Listen to recordings from Mars. Call ROVER on 76837.'
2. The second one says: 'MusicJam. Play music together.'
3. The third one says: 'Call YADIRF on 92373' on the top, and 'Call FRIDAY on 37329' on the bottom.
4. The fourth one says: 'WE CHANGE ANY NAME - 6263 (NAME) '
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Jonty Wareing @jonty.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
In case you're still looking for an #emfcamp ticket there are a bunch listed on the ticket exchange: www.emfcamp.org/wiki/ticket-...
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 09/07/2026
i have propagated a peg dog.
A wooden framed flower bed in a garden, half filled with soil (it is yet to receive more soil and any plants). peg dog (my lovely greyhound) has decided to lie in it.
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Nick of the Northbank @nicktheinventor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yes we trashcan
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 07/07/2026
EMFCamp posters printed and ready to stick to unsuspecting portaloos and notice boards
poster
“listen to aliens
call ALIEN on
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[two doodled aliens (green and purple) sat at a camping table with camping chairs on the moon with beers in front of their ms paint house saying “we are aliens :3” and “i do not know how to use a phone because i am an alien :c”poster
“listen to
recordings
from mars
call ROVER on
76837”

picture of perseverance 2020 and insight lander
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 05/07/2026
yamaha mspspspsps
wooden built-in office desk with a Yamaha MSP10 Studio, Yamaha MSP7 Studio, and Yamaha MSP5 stacked on top of one another. There is a nasturtium plant (‘Blue Pepe’) in a pot in the foreground.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 02/07/2026
picked up a pair of old Yamaha MSP10 Studios and i am in love
a Yamaha Clavinova CVP-207 digital piano with a MacBook Pro and two huge black Yamaha MSP10 Studio monitor speakers sat on it
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 02/07/2026
omgomg kim petras is headlining homocloc 2026 i am going to explode
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 28/06/2026
my new grindr bio has resulted in approx. 100x the messages in a day
grindr profile screenshot of felix’s profile. it consists so far of a mirror selfie of felix in a white dress with a tight sharp collar, medium cup fake titties, irresistible pigtails, makeup. picture 2/5grindr profile screenshot- felix 22

about me:

I am looking for an Antonov An-22 “Antei” Four-Engine Turboprop Military Transport Aircraft.

No, they are not my tits.

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my tags are censored out in this screenshot, apart from diy, music, hiking, and direct.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 20/06/2026
got the first prototype of steerable-suspension-auto-shopping-assistant-robot wheels at least looking like they are working!!
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 17/06/2026
woo yay music with Tildagons. let's make some beats 🎶
Email from Electromagnetic Field
To: Felix Weber

Your Electromagnetic Field 2026 installation "Make Music with Tildagons" has been accepted!

We'll be in contact shortly to check how you'd like it to be listed in the schedule as well as to confirm some other details with you.
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 17/06/2026
having attempted to relocate a pi 5 by plugging in 5V to its GPIOs then _unplugging_ its USB PSU (to move it - powered - then plug back in), I now know this does not work and won't make the same mistake halfway through a 2-day long 3D print it's driving
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 11/06/2026
hello i am in the third dimension
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Dr Alex Bond @thelabandfield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
this is why capitalization matters
clipped screenshot of news heading "Doctor who sold Matthew Perry ketamine"
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 10/06/2026
this comment on an article about EVs has made my day
Comment from “Manzikert”: “Why can't EVs have two batteries with different charging ports? Then if you want to charge up quickly then you simply plug both in.”

Reply from “MatthiasL”: “good thing you are not in engineering”
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 06/06/2026
today at The Range: DUCK and “England Coloured Hairspray”
A bronze duck statue garden ornament sat on wooden decking in an outdoor garden centre. Its price tag label has simply the word DUCK in full capital letters, with £39.99 underneath.A cardboard box of white and red hairspray bottles. The cardboard box is labelled England Coloured Hairspray, rather than England Flag Coloured Hairspray, red and white England hairspray, etc. No, just England Coloured.
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harry 💜 @harryisquite.gay · 02/06/2026
happy pride month to this toxic throuple
Missy, the 12th Doctor and Clara Oswald serving for a promo of "The Magician's Apprentice"
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lexi @lexi.flowers · 28/05/2026
progress so far on the robot shopping assistant- - xbox kinetic v1 and v2 janked and USBified so bobot has eyes and knows where he is going and doesn’t crash (by accident anyway) - hoverboard arrived - shopping basket is still here
An Xbox One Kinect V2 sensor bar connected to a MacBook. One of the screens of the setup computer has four panels:

1. The top left is the black and white infrared view that the Xbox Kinect sensor sees.
2. The bottom left is an RGB standard camera-type view.
3. The bottom right is a black and white depth map that the sensor creates for a 3D visualisation.
4. The top right is a sort of mix between the depth map and the RGB.

For context, the connecting of the sensor bar to USB is a very janked job, with each USB 3.0 wire individually soldered and held in place with cloth tape and hope.an Xbox 360 Kinetic (v1) bar sat on a very messy desk with its light on. The wiring job for this one was just as awful, just fewer wires (USB 2.0)A window on my Mac desktop with the left panel being a depth map created of the space that the Xbox 360 Kinect sensor sees, and the right panel being a black and white image that it sees.A white Fusion hoverboard on a carpet (my living room) and my leg in the bottom left
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