The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 03/03/2025in the downwards dancing darkness of the dungeons darkest depths, dives dragons and drop bears and dwarfs a like, drunkardly drinking daiquiri’s and dangerously devouring dandelions, dastardly drowning in devilish delight. 0112
Reposted by The Wizard FinchSpOoOoOkniko 👻 @santhewitch.quest · 11/01/2025I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE OKAY @felixfinch.bsky.social @skelbton.bsky.social #oc 1245
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 28/01/2025this was posted long before we were married mein schatz 120
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 01/01/2025you look so much like someone i used to know, it warms my heart every time i see you upon my timeline. 010
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 01/01/2025oh… there is a wizard lawyer somewhere around here… i wonder if he made his way to bluesky yet… 010
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 31/12/2024i-i… i don’t want to be held by a dead man…. 100
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 31/12/2024oh dear…. the wizard finch hast not thought that far… perhaps a throttle? 110
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 31/12/2024i know it is my wizardly duty to be loyal to my study’s and hide away in my tower but oh how i yearn to be held in the big strong arms of… WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MOPING CHAMBER?!? GET OUTT!!! 3130
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 31/12/2024ALL OF THEM!! AND BROKEN THEM ALL INTO LITTLE TINIER VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES AND FLOODED MY TOWER!! 220
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 30/12/2024listen here you little filthy rat… if you EVER pull that shit again- 2190
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 28/12/2024please…. for the love of george… @peedlefinch.bsky.social please stay still for one minute i can’t take much more of this 171
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 28/12/2024media.tenor.coma drawing of a fish with the words " my leg " written above itALT: a drawing of a fish with the words " my leg " written above it 010
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 28/12/2024POTIONSSSSS FOR SALEEE! POTIONS FOR SA- *trips over my cloak* OOOUGH~ OH! *thud* AH! *thud* ERG! *thud* OOF! *thud* OW! *thud* FUCK! (i fell down the stairs) 5341
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 26/12/2024MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT HAVE BURIED IT ALL ON MY LAND!!! 130
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I REALLY REALLY REALLY MESSED UP A SPELL NOBODY GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY TOWER UNTIL I FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX… THIS… APPRENTICES STAY OUT OF MY CHAMBERS 3200
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 16/12/2024running out of time to get gifts for the holidays? come to my shop! i have a plenty of potions, including forget me spells so your loved ones will not remember that you didn’t get them a present! 0122
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024media.tenor.coma man with a beard is sitting in a crowd of people and making a face .ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a crowd of people and making a face . 020
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024oh borny borny borny…. i don’t quite think you understand… just how many tunnels i have dug over the years. there is not enough magic in the entire enchanted forest to fix this… 040
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024not your winter ice lord your winter is lovely 120
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024BE WARNED TRAVELLERS! ONE OF MY MANY TUNNELS HAS COLLAPSED AND COINCIDENTALLY CAUSED A SERIES OF SINK HOLES! STAY AWAY FROM MY TOWER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! 3301
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024the winter is a cruel place for himbo wizards 3271
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 06/12/2024media.tenor.coma man with a beard is wearing a mask around his neck while talking to another manALT: a man with a beard is wearing a mask around his neck while talking to another man 010
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 06/12/2024*my staff rattling in my hands as i squint my eyes* “do i knooow you?” suspiciously child shaped mimic: “grandpa its me” 2315
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 04/12/2024oh dear… i would hate to get my robes wet… if only there was a big strong orc to carry me across this river… 0291
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024you can screw off the cap from a tube of tooth paste, or you can squeeze the tube until the cap pops off. both get the job done, but ones a bit more messy now innit. 000
