The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 03/03/2025in the downwards dancing darkness of the dungeons darkest depths, dives dragons and drop bears and dwarfs a like, drunkardly drinking daiquiri’s and dangerously devouring dandelions, dastardly drowning in devilish delight. 0112
Reposted by The Wizard FinchSaniko @santhewitch.quest · 11/01/2025I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE OKAY @felixfinch.bsky.social @skelbton.bsky.social #oc 1245
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 31/12/2024i know it is my wizardly duty to be loyal to my study’s and hide away in my tower but oh how i yearn to be held in the big strong arms of… WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY MOPING CHAMBER?!? GET OUTT!!! 3130
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 30/12/2024listen here you little filthy rat… if you EVER pull that shit again- 2190
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 28/12/2024please…. for the love of george… @peedlefinch.bsky.social please stay still for one minute i can’t take much more of this 171
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 28/12/2024POTIONSSSSS FOR SALEEE! POTIONS FOR SA- *trips over my cloak* OOOUGH~ OH! *thud* AH! *thud* ERG! *thud* OOF! *thud* OW! *thud* FUCK! (i fell down the stairs) 5341
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I REALLY REALLY REALLY MESSED UP A SPELL NOBODY GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY TOWER UNTIL I FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX… THIS… APPRENTICES STAY OUT OF MY CHAMBERS 3200
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 16/12/2024running out of time to get gifts for the holidays? come to my shop! i have a plenty of potions, including forget me spells so your loved ones will not remember that you didn’t get them a present! 0122
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024BE WARNED TRAVELLERS! ONE OF MY MANY TUNNELS HAS COLLAPSED AND COINCIDENTALLY CAUSED A SERIES OF SINK HOLES! STAY AWAY FROM MY TOWER UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! 3301
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024the winter is a cruel place for himbo wizards 3271
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 06/12/2024*my staff rattling in my hands as i squint my eyes* “do i knooow you?” suspiciously child shaped mimic: “grandpa its me” 2315
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 04/12/2024oh dear… i would hate to get my robes wet… if only there was a big strong orc to carry me across this river… 0291
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024local goblin suffers from severe decapitation after napsack malfunction 3230
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 30/11/2024EXCUSEEE ME! CANST THOU POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION OF- EXCUSE ME! BY GEROGE THY PUPILS ART HUGE!! WHATS THIS? A POTION? FOR ME! DONT MIND I DO~ 1161
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024the world is a lemonade stand, and i am a duck looking for grapes. 4326
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024all i want is to have my little homoerotic communist propaganda husband… alas i am stuck as an old lonely wizard… 0292
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024ⓘ this user is half giant and enjoys bone bread. 2210
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 25/11/2024this is a photo of me as a baby when i first discovered how to make homunculi 1455
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 23/11/2024instead of retreating deep into dungeons like most people who are sad, wizards just go higher and higher into their towers 2251
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 22/11/2024footage of one of my stupid homunculi coming back to the tower after breaking out and realizing the world is very unkind to his kind. 1434
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 20/11/2024i fear my orb number may have been scribed upon the glory hole wall again… 1450
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 20/11/2024OH MIGHTY GODS OF BLUESKY! WHY CAN I NO LONGER UPLOAD VIDEOS FROM MY ORB? IS MY MAGIC TOO POWERFUL? 1401
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 19/11/2024i don’t care HOW humble you are! I WILL BE KNEELING! 1160
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 17/11/2024today in the little wizard shop we are having a sale on hair growth potions! 4220
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 15/11/2024ride homunculus, life is good. homunculus fight back. kill homunculus. homunculus gone… think about homunculus… regret…. 4425
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Fun Felix Finch Fact 128: The wizard loves nutritional yeast so much that his hands tremble just thinking about it. 080
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 13/11/2024i am alive so it was indeed ogre snot. all is well in the wizard tower. 3290
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 13/11/2024someone switched the labels on my potion ingredients again. the mermaid tears were replaced with one of two things, ogre snot or wyrm venom. which of them i just dropped into my eyes? only the next few hours will tell!! 2273
Reposted by The Wizard FinchLordimass @lordimass.net · 12/11/2024FINCH AS A CATBOY! FINCH AS A CATBOY! You guys are so welcome. #art #digitalart #cat #wizard #wizardposting #furry #catboy #krita #digitalpainting #painting #drawing 291
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 12/11/2024i do declare my tummy acheth with great might 2241
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 11/11/2024come hither now traveler, it’s about time you return to jelly bean park. 0425
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 10/11/2024WHAT KIND OF IDIOT TRYS TO PUT OUT A SPELL FIRE WITH- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS WATER? THE BOTTLE IS CLEARLY LABELED ‘DRAGONS BREATH’!!! 1321
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 10/11/2024THIS IS SLANDER AND A ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS CLAIM! I AM OBVIOUSLY THE CUTEST WIZARD, THERE IS NO COMPETITION! 3101
The Wizard Finch @felixfinch.bsky.social · 10/11/2024my stupid little homunculus insisted on showing off its “dance” to bluesky… 2415
