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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 3h
Eating a Krispy Kreme doughnut before I work out because life is about BALANCE and JOY and PISTACHIO FLAVOURED THINGS
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 4h
I love being a pervert
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 6h
Probably the last time I'll share this in case anyone would like to take the 5th and last slot for some horny Hannigram/HEU goodness 💕 #Hannibal #HEU
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 6h
Me for 37 years of my life: I hate soup. I hate smoothies. It's just drink pretending to be food. I hate it. It's gross. why does it exist. Me in 2026: hey have y'all heard about this amazing new invention I just discovered, soup and smoothies???
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 6h
(For non-cat owners, the scratching is instinctive from like how they scratch at cat litter in order to bury the evidence of their scent/sins)
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 6h
Mischa threw up her breakfast, and I cleaned it up, but she keeps scratching the spot on the floor and staring at me sadly like, "Dad I threw up :CCC" So I scrubbed the floor with a floral cleaning wipe She sniffed it, immediately started scratching again ":C"
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Sciva🔞 @lascivaaa.bsky.social · 18h
#Kinktober Day6: Held down "with my hands" alternate #hannigram
Will Graham sat on Hannibal Lecter's Chest. Will's right hand holds both of Hannibal's above his head. Wills other hand holding Hannibal's cock.
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 17h
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 18h
*you
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 18h
Looks like you may be able to get accessible rooms to appear if hoh play around with dates and guest numbers, but they may only be larger and more expensive rooms 💀 So you're forced to pay higher rates if you're disabled, basically (Sadly not unusual) #RDC8 #Hannibal
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 18h
Update: I couldn't get it to show for me, but someone did manage to see Accessible rooms but only for 3 guests and they were much more expensive 💀
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 19h
Hopefully this time around they at least fixed the form disabled attendees have to fill out to request assistance in advance of the event, so that the event is fucking listed on the form lmao
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 19h
I will say, staff at the event itself are usually very helpful, at least (I have heard complaints, but my experience was pretty good, minus the last day when they just randomly decided to do away with reserved disabled spaces for the closing ceremony for no reason)
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 19h
I'm not even going to RDC8 but I'd rather disabled attendees not have to suffer due to Starfury's shitty lack of organisation Not-for-profit charitable cons do better than this
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 19h
(I had an old booking, made a new booking with the Starfury rates, then emailed the venue to explain the situation so they could cancel my old booking and make a note to ensure my new room booking was specifically an accessible one. Hotels are usually quite helpful)
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 19h
I arranged to have an accessible room booking price changed to the Starfury rates at the previous venue for RDC7, hopefully Hilton can do the same sort of thing if anyone books now and then contacts them after, to avoid losing out on a room
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 19h
Starfury have now sent out the hotel booking link for #RDC8 so grab it from someone if you don't get their emails Unsurprisingly, they haven't offered ANY accessible rooms But the Hilton Metropole DOES have accessible Queen rooms, so highly recommend contacting them #Hannibal
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 19h
Neopolitan beans
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grey unreal @alisteravictoria.bsky.social · 21h
Hannibal | Charcoal drawing. #hannibal #madsmikkelsen #charcoaldrawing #art #traditionalart
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 20h
Holy shit this is amazing
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 20h
IT'S THE SQUIGGLY WIGGLER
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 22h
Creamy tomato and spinach soup!! It tastes SO fucking good
Big Dutch oven pot of spinach and tomato soup Four glass containers of soup
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm trying to find a nice soft cat plush online and this giga egg is fucking killing me
Amazing review of a fucking MASSIVE round white cat plush
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have to commend Verity for deciding not to go with the obvious twist you expect from the trailer alone, and instead going, "wouldn't it be funnier to have a much worse twist??" Silly movie, felt like it did the best it could with what I can only assume is a very bad book
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I LOVE BEING A WHEELCHAIR USER IT'S SUPER COOL AND PEOPLE MAKE IT REALLY EASY AND NOT HARD OR DIFFICULT AT ALL BY BLOCKING PATHS AND JUST FUCKING OFF OUT OF THEIR VEHICLES
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, fuck it, I've booked it It'll be pants but I like Anne Hathaway and I just woke up feel truly miserable so I need a distraction
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Should I go and see Verity even though it's apparently bad and also it's Colleen Hoover Just because I'm sad and can't think of anything else to do to silence my brain for a while Colleen "we both laugh at our son's big balls" Hoover
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh god
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Sciva🔞 @lascivaaa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#fadserver Bobbing for Apples Event Week 1: Victorian | Courtesan | Black Cat Hannibal searching after a coveted courtesan Will and his...cat. This was the first one I created for these events. Had to shake off the year+ of no drawing rust. #hannigram
Hannibal Lecter opening the curtains to find courtesan Will Graham lounging nudely with his black cat.
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Amity @amityillustration.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Brain on fire — Day 5 prompt: Mind Palace #hannibal #hannibalfanart #hanniballecter #willgraham #hannigraham #willgrahamfanart #digitalart #artistonbluesky
A digital drawing of Will Graham from Hannibal in greyscale with a forest fire on top of his head containing burnt trees and an elk skeleton walking through the flames
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han @hansoeii.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yearn #hannibal
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Arakni @arakni666.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fannibals, my fourth and final Omega Will Fest fic is out!! It's a bitter cold winter, and omega Galahad is finding soft furs left for him by some unknown benefactor. He knows who he wants the giver to be... Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/91968716
A photo of a large campfire in the darkness, over which is written "How to Warm a Soul" and "WhiteMizerable"
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praple-art.bsky.social @praple-art.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
day 5: accident shaving with half of your brain inflamed would probably lead to a few knicks... #willgraham #hannibal
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Apple Juice @applejuice0230.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Was meant to just be a warm up sketch but whoops- #Hannibal #HannibalLecter
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was just casually scratching my leg in bed, and discovered a hard, round bump and a bruise just under my knee What the fuck did I do
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CW: health concerns
I feel like I should probably make an appointment with my GP to discuss the possibility of me having EDS, considering that I have an overwhelming number of the less commonly discussed symptoms (Piezogenic Papules, resting tachycardia, as well as all of the chronic pain, joint pain, and a boat load of comorbidities) 

But because I'm not hyper mobile, which is basically the only kind that GPs can diagnose (if they're comfortable diagnosing in the first place), I worry that it'll just be brushed off

I really don't feel like my diagnosis of Functional Neurological Disorder is correct, I don't think it fits my symptoms 

And originally when I saw a GP about suspected FND, she actually instantly assumed a likelihood of EDS but I just didn't know anything about it so we ended up discussing FND more, and then when she referred me to a Neurologist and I mentioned EDS they just instantly said, "No" and moved straight on to diagnosing me with FND with zero discussion or reasoning (they didn't even talk about FND or what it meant or give me any information, just said I had it and put that in a letter and that was it) 

I'm at a different surgery to when I saw that GP, so I'm just so worried about being brushed off
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know they're called love handles but I wish Mischa wouldn't stand up on her hind legs and stick her claws in to hold mine
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Amity @amityillustration.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I seem to love putting Will Graham into Situations ™️ — Submission for day 4 Hannibaltober on insta. (: #hannibal #willgraham #hannigraham #digitalart #hannibalfanart #willgrahamfanart #hannibaltober2026
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When people draw Will and Hannibal with nice THICK body proportions, it makes me want to bite something and shake it Like not necessarily fat (although 👀) But have you SEEN Hannibal's chest and tummy? Have you SEEN Will's biceps and thighs? Those men have meat on their bones
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zal🥀 @rottenrosen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Would anyone be interested in my #Hannibal itabag? 🖤 black heart 2-way window bag with a crossbody strap w/ over 15 fanmerch pins & charms. Only worn once at FFT2 for a couple hours and it's been in storage since 🫀taking offers❣️ #hannigram #fannibal #fannibals
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Might skip working out today to continue tomorrow because I have such a sore neck that it's making my entire day miserable I'm gonna go shopping for soup ingredients for my next soup to make later in the week gonna make TOMATO SOOP
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look at that pile of beans
Tuxedo cat curled up asleep, with her neopolitan mixed foot beans on display
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
✨ Fic tag list, ask to be added/removed @mokie.bsky.social‬ @dbmars.bsky.social‬ @silvergoldsea.bsky.social‬ @cassraven.bsky.social
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎉 New HEU one-shot! From a lovely c*mmissi*n 💕 Some saucy Dogsdogs smut in the world of Hannibal, with Nigel (Hannibal's twin) and Will in an established relationship during season 2. #Hannibal #HEU archiveofourown.org/works/93941281
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Sciva🔞 @lascivaaa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Kinktober Day 4: Subspace | Master/slave Simpler one for today. #hannigram
Will Graham kneeling legs spread to viewer, eye closed and leaning back into Hannibal Lecter. Hannibal is behind Will with his hands on his chest
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Nunar 💖🏛️⛓️ @nunar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Morality doesn’t exist, only morale” #Hannibal ❤️ #Hannibaltober: Morality
Hannibal and Will
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We are having a contest of wills (She really wants to go behind that monitor, even though she WILL get stuck and have to be rescued, like she was MERE MINUTES AGO)
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ii茶🍒(comms open) @miiaocha.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Hannigram⌚ #Hannibal #Willgraham #Furryart
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't figure out who I would ship with Le Chiffre But right now I'm edging towards Bobby purely because I think they'd piss each other off to an endless degree and it would be so unhealthy I think I also just love shipping Bobby with criminals
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Plus now I can focus on writing today instead and getting a c*mm finished so that next week I can start on the next c*mm YIPPE
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