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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 45m
I received the most wonderful letter today from @racheburn.bsky.social with these gorgeous original pieces of art that she was kind enough to gift to me!! They're so beautifully detailed I'll pop her links below if you'd like to buy her art or support her 💕 #Hannibal
Beautiful traditional artwork of Will Graham in a crop top and lace-up crotch trousersGorgeously detailed traditional artwork of Hannibal Lecter at his dining table
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 1h
My beautiful nutritious rice bundles that look like really unappetising burgers
5 flattened balls of brown rice with mixed grains, wrapped in cling film
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 2h
Highly recommend grinding your own toasted sesame seeds, because it will make your kitchen smell amazing
A marble mortar full of ground sesame seeds
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 4h
juicy cumbers
Bag of tsukemono cucumbers pickling in their juices
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 4h
Nice recovery Mischa
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 19h
Did you know that I have a (fully planned out!) multi-chapter Hannigram AU fic where Will lives in a palliative care home because he has a terminal illness, and his new therapist encourages him to make a list of 10 things to do before he dies #Hannibal #HEU
Castles In The Air
Fanfaron
Summary:
"It's only palliative until it's not," Will whispered, reluctantly opening his eyes to meet Alana's gaze. There was less concern than he had expected; instead, she seemed contemplative, her brow furrowed in concentration. "It doesn't change anything to deny reality. We both know that even this place is limited, that they'll move me into a different room eventually. One day it won't just be dropping bowls."

"But that day isn't today," Alana said stiffly, giving Will's bicep a squeeze.

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Will Graham is terminally ill and lives in residential care. The one person that he trusts, Alana Bloom, wants him to get more emotional support.

His new psychiatrist is... Unconventional, to say the least, and he requests that Will prepare a list of ten things that he'd like to do before he dies.
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My big beautiful girl has been making use of her many beds recently, and enjoying the autumn sunshine, instead of just spending all of her time in the desk bed (Though I need to replace her window bed as it refuses to stick properly anymore even if I boil the suction cups 💀)
Tuxedo cat lounging in the sunshine Tuxedo cat's mouth open mid-yap
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Miso-marinated basa fillets and tsukemono pickled cucumber prepped and in the fridge to stew in their own delicious juices
A bag of four miso-marinated fish filletsA bag of four pieces of cucumber that have been grated on some edges to create a striped effect
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is my incentive to get some writing done I do some writing, I get some treats
Little plate of assorted Japanese sweet treats
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Today in "Things Felix Irresponsibly Ordered Online Whilst He Was Depressed" Cat treats for me, because I am a cat
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mischa has a variety of different vocalisations, but I think this is one of my favourites. I call it 'beeping', when she goes "map map". It's always done in twos, and she does it a lot as like, conversation/response
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Two single brain celled creatures
Long tuxedo cat standing up on hind legs against a vivarium, inside is a bearded dragon watching her
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thinking about late 50s #Hannibal Lecter, relaxing at home in a tasteful silk negligee after a long, luxurious bath Sitting at an elegant vanity, applying his fancy skincare routine before bed Dabbing just a touch of perfume to the bare backs of his ankles, for his husband
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I was considering bidding on this, but then I ended up with only £30 in my bank account lmao But for any UK fannibals, Age UK (charity) are auctioning this Hannibal artbook that people usually try to sell second hand for over £100 Current bid is £40, ends in 5 hours #Hannibal
Hannibal Artbook An Artistic Celebration Of A Modern Masterpiece Book
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
SOUP So, it's creamy tomato and spinach soup again, but this time I boosted the protein a bit by adding nutritional yeast and using a block of silken tofu for the creamy element Also I used chicken stock but you could easily use vegetable instead and make it entirely vegan
Big ol' pot of soup4 glass containers and 2 plastic containers of soup
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Omg everybody deserves a Monkey (of Monkey's Comics) in their life I laughed so hard when I opened the package and saw the face of Sacabambaspis (I have to Google the spelling every time) staring back at me Already tagged them on Twitter so avoiding harassing them with another but I HAD to share
Small Sacabambaspis fish plush, a Christmas-print folded letter, and an amazing Hannicat Supremacy Monkeyscomics business cardMischa rubbing against the SacabambaspisSacabambaspis
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
OKAY WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A SPACECANNIBALS WEEK WITH DAILY PROMPTS (that will be released well in advance to prep but don't feel pressured to do them all, do one or as many as you like) BUT IT PROBABLY WON'T START UNTIL THE NEW YEAR YIPPE #Hannibal #HEU
Poll results from twitter
YES I AM INTERESTED - 86%
no I hate autism4autism - 14%
28 votes
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thinking about the original t4t couple today
Seymour and Audrey from Little Shop of Horrors
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pssst The Season 1 Volume 1 Hannibal soundtrack vinyl, that usually costs £100+ to buy, has currently appeared in stock on Invada for £29.99 So if you're after it, now is the time! #Hannibal www.invada.co.uk/products/bri...
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I added two more sets of hooks because there was some serious overcrowding and I am expecting a few more keychains and wouldn't have room for them, but now I'll be able to space stuff out and fit everything 💕 #Hannibal #HEU
A large collection of Hannibal and HEU acrylic keychains
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tomato Soup MK II is going to fucking rock I might be very depressed but my desire for recipe experimentation is unstoppable
A packet of Silken Tofu and pot of nutritional yeast
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I touched it so she bit me
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She said the c-word
Tuxedo cat sitting very politely, with her mouth open mid-yap
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hello UK fannibals! (Or those close/crazy enough to want to travel) I am planning to organise a free public event in central London in 2027 for folks to hang out, socialise, make friends, etc. Details are TBC, feel free to make suggestions! What I CAN confirm... #Hannibal
The Big Fannibal Picnic

Where: Central London, UK

When: Early Summer 2027

More Details TBC

(Assorted silly Hannibal images)
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
IT'S THE SQUIGGLY WIGGLER
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Creamy tomato and spinach soup!! It tastes SO fucking good
Big Dutch oven pot of spinach and tomato soup Four glass containers of soup
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm trying to find a nice soft cat plush online and this giga egg is fucking killing me
Amazing review of a fucking MASSIVE round white cat plush
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I LOVE BEING A WHEELCHAIR USER IT'S SUPER COOL AND PEOPLE MAKE IT REALLY EASY AND NOT HARD OR DIFFICULT AT ALL BY BLOCKING PATHS AND JUST FUCKING OFF OUT OF THEIR VEHICLES
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
CW: health concerns
I feel like I should probably make an appointment with my GP to discuss the possibility of me having EDS, considering that I have an overwhelming number of the less commonly discussed symptoms (Piezogenic Papules, resting tachycardia, as well as all of the chronic pain, joint pain, and a boat load of comorbidities) 

But because I'm not hyper mobile, which is basically the only kind that GPs can diagnose (if they're comfortable diagnosing in the first place), I worry that it'll just be brushed off

I really don't feel like my diagnosis of Functional Neurological Disorder is correct, I don't think it fits my symptoms 

And originally when I saw a GP about suspected FND, she actually instantly assumed a likelihood of EDS but I just didn't know anything about it so we ended up discussing FND more, and then when she referred me to a Neurologist and I mentioned EDS they just instantly said, "No" and moved straight on to diagnosing me with FND with zero discussion or reasoning (they didn't even talk about FND or what it meant or give me any information, just said I had it and put that in a letter and that was it) 

I'm at a different surgery to when I saw that GP, so I'm just so worried about being brushed off
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look at that pile of beans
Tuxedo cat curled up asleep, with her neopolitan mixed foot beans on display
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🎉 New HEU one-shot! From a lovely c*mmissi*n 💕 Some saucy Dogsdogs smut in the world of Hannibal, with Nigel (Hannibal's twin) and Will in an established relationship during season 2. #Hannibal #HEU archiveofourown.org/works/93941281
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We are having a contest of wills (She really wants to go behind that monitor, even though she WILL get stuck and have to be rescued, like she was MERE MINUTES AGO)
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
okay okay okay let's go see Le Chiffre for the first time and on the big screen (just woke up and I have to leave in ten minutes lmao)
Casino Royale (20th Anniversary)
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL BORB
A slightly orb-like loaf of breadThe bread orb sliced into thick slices

It's wholegrain with seeds
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have only one slice of bread left in the freezer which means IT'S BREAD ORB DAY Very excited for this one I've had sitting in my cupboard
A packet of Sainsbury's 'taste the difference' Golden Multiseed Bread Mix (with linseeds, pumpkin and sunflower seeds)
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I believe in dressing in clothes that I'd like Hannibal Lecter to wear (it helps that I, too, have a flat ass)
A pair of pastel pink Juicy Couture shorts with 'Juicy' in diamante style letters on the back
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I tried a different sweet potato soup recipe, this time with bacon (and celery rather than carrot) Ngl I'm not a big fan The recipe uses coconut milk and it's weirdly overpowering Next time I wanna make a herby tomato soup
Four glass containers of a blended orange soup
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
A bag of Lebkuchen (soft gingerbread) star cookies
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: I look exactly the same, there have been zero physical changes from my weight loss Also me, looking at photos from early last year: what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if Mads Mikkelsen can have blonde and grey streaked hair, so can I
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lmao oh my god it is hard to capture well in photos but it is super grey/white
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good: Hair dye lightened my dark blonde roots, as intended, as I've done a bunch of times before Bad???: It dyed the bleached parts grey??? Which has never happened before lmao I don't mind, but very random
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So if you have a kitty with dental issues, these are the three things I can highly recommend (or similar substitutes): PlaqueOff PLAQTIV+ drinking water additive Virbac Enzymatic Cat & Dog Toothpaste The redness of juvenile gingivitis has nearly entirely faded
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tfw you like to sleep squished in between the giant U-shaped body pillow in your bed But your cat also likes to sleep squished there (yes I did accidentally blind her with the flash at like 5AM to take this photo)
loooong tuxedo cat on my bed, squished between my leg and a body pillow (unseen under a quilt)
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So last week, whilst feeling depressed, I did some silly online shopping to cheer myself up, then promptly forgot about it until I got the shipping notice yesterday I ordered a bunch of 'pan' (Japanese buns) from a North London bakery that delivers UK-wide once a week 💕
An assortment of different sweet and savoury Japanese pan bread bunsInside cardboard box where hand written is, "Thank you! Enjoy your pans :) Heat up the curry pan for even better taste :d"
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL RACCOON APPRECIATION DAY, IT'S HIS DAAAAAAAY #HEU
Adam Raki plushie
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My view from the exercise bike today
Tuxedo cat perched in a bed, front paws dangling down, mouth open mid-yap
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thank you past me, you're a real one
So, because they only ship out once a week, I totally forgot that last week I made an order at this little bakery that specialises in Japanese pan/bread buns
Until I got the dispatch notice today
THANK YOU PAST DEPRESSED FELIX
[screenshot of an order of 7 different kinds of sweet and savoury buns]
The plan is to freeze most of them and then defrost and heat them in the air fryer for fresh goodness
https://www.guchokipan.com/
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Hannibal Lecter's Soft Tummy Pudge @felixffern.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🤤🤤🤤 Hannibal in his 60s 🤤🤤🤤
Mads Mikkelsen Zegna photoshoot, drinking tea at a table RAW & OLDER in the Law & Order logo font
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