Reposted by Crunk StarfistBryan Kephart @thundercrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Every single commercial that's airing during postseason games is an affront to humanity 0406
Reposted by Crunk Starfistbobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Kiké Hernández is proof that all you need to do to be hot is 1. have a good sense of humor 2. be good at baseball for one month of the year 3. hate ICE 520542
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 14hThis is genuinely the worst wrestling t shirt I have ever seen 000
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The silly joke in my class turned it from that into "never eat soggy weiners" which honestly, weird, but solid advice 030
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hayabusa would have been fucking massive in AEW, people would have LOVED him. 090
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Yankees are awful and deserve to be losing like 6-1 000
Reposted by Crunk StarfistSteve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!forbes.comKnobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of ManyAuto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back. 20690011650
Reposted by Crunk StarfistRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback 494141558
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In fairness that's still like a slightly better than league average OPS he's a perfectly cromulent baseball player. 010
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Fuck you Robert Stack and fuck you Unsolved Mysteries theme song 131
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Why don't you goose step your ass right off a bridge, brother 020
Reposted by Crunk StarfistMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The incredible Special Effects of KAREL ZEMAN — without whom there’d be no Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton or Wes Anderson to name but three. 493022662
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026See, you would think so. But usually it's actually not that interesting at all. 040
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Trending story someone died from it in a lab in Siberia. Don't worry about it, it'll be just fine. 010
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not a chance, I'm 45 my body can't handle that 100
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not now, Bubonic Plague. We're too busy for this shit. Come back later. 100
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026San Diego being punished for hitting the ball too hard, now I've seen it all 1111
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That's a genuinely insane swing, sign that guy to NASA 100
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I mean, in fairness to them AEW has bled them pretty hard in recent years. There are some positive signs with the next gen homegrown guys but the truth is none of them are 100% ready yet. The G-1 Final was incredible. But there's also a lot of filler on that roster I can't possibly care about. 020
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026New Japan's addiction to mediocre white boys is very much at a low ebb in the current timeline. Though I do love Yuto Ice and OSKAR as a tag team. 110
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When I was trying to catch up on current New Japan this year someone described him to me as "a guy that literally stepped straight out of create a wrestler" and that's 100% what I feel too honestly. He is the most WWE-TV-Trained coded guy of all time to have not gone through their brainwashing. 110
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I mean on one hand AEW is right to absolutely not trust overpushed chud Callum Newman to have a good match with Will Ospreay without gaga, but on the other hand damn this sucks 100
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Listen it was the middle ages we had no way to know that was wrong 120
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oh hey speaking of people that like to do harm (Fucking amazing film though) 210
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I know it's not considered the lead here, but the number of people that are just openly filming and posting self-harm and nobody does a fucking thing about it is such a depressing part of the 21st century. 111
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'd drive this thing up and down my dirt road I don't give a fuck 030
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comJose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big TroubleALT: Jose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big Trouble 010
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Aaron Boone has been thrown out of over 50 games as Yankees manager and his team in that same span of time has made like 3 good baserunning decisions 000
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026She did whatever the fuck she wants, of course 0210
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Honorable mention to the unbelievable choreography on the fight they do underneath a train in this same movie, but for me it's this final boss battle youtu.be/JiXZmPGhSsw?...youtu.beJackie Chan Drunken Master 2 Final fightYouTube video by RandomVid PlayBox 020
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Also just give me Swerve/New Level vs Shane Taylor Promotions anytime anywhere please and thanks 3121
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Kofi coming over and almost immediately being like "I want to put Lee Moriarty over" is certainly a statement of good will 1190
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026As a Blue Jays fan, begrudgingly, the Tampa Bay Rays. I would like to thank the Yankees for beating the piss out of the Red Sox, but now it's time to go. 010
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Petition to replace the Braves HOOOO song with the old Hacksaw Jim Duggan HOOOO USA USA chant 010
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Why yes I am tired of seeing ads for his Price Is Right Canada thing between every single inning of baseball 020
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is more of a Canadian TV problem, though he was on America's Got Talent for years, but I really don't understand Howie Mandell's level of fame for such a profoundly unfunny, uninteresting person. (He also was one of the celebs that signed that crazy "boycotting Israel is wrong" thing.) 110
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Listen man, AEW bluesky is what it is but if people want to pretend they are handling young talent well in a world where all the 40+ year olds are the babyfaces that get the big wins, that's a level of delusion I have no interest whatsoever in engaging in. 100
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't think Knight is dead by any means because he's an incredible talent, but that run was handled in the most bizarre way humanly possible. 000
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yeah they turned him heel for literally no reason, killed most of his crowd momentum, and the marjority of his TNT matches were "instead of being a superstar athlete (which he is, amazing high flyer) he's now doing Chickenshit Honky Tonk Man banana peel wins", what a great run. 200
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Someone show this to Miyazaki before the next Elden Ring thing 020