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Crunk Starfist

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Bryan Kephart @thundercrat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every single commercial that's airing during postseason games is an affront to humanity
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Kiké Hernández is proof that all you need to do to be hot is 1. have a good sense of humor 2. be good at baseball for one month of the year 3. hate ICE
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 14h
This is genuinely the worst wrestling t shirt I have ever seen
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, ha ha ha, YES
Sad Yankees fans
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The silly joke in my class turned it from that into "never eat soggy weiners" which honestly, weird, but solid advice
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tactical Dinking
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hayabusa would have been fucking massive in AEW, people would have LOVED him.
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Yankees are awful and deserve to be losing like 6-1
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
forbes.com
Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Generational trauma TV show lmao
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In fairness that's still like a slightly better than league average OPS he's a perfectly cromulent baseball player.
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fuck you Robert Stack and fuck you Unsolved Mysteries theme song
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Toronto Blue Jays Legend (not really)
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why don't you goose step your ass right off a bridge, brother
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The incredible Special Effects of KAREL ZEMAN — without whom there’d be no Terry Gilliam, Tim Burton or Wes Anderson to name but three.
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See, you would think so. But usually it's actually not that interesting at all.
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trending story someone died from it in a lab in Siberia. Don't worry about it, it'll be just fine.
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not a chance, I'm 45 my body can't handle that
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not now, Bubonic Plague. We're too busy for this shit. Come back later.
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The terror of the roof goblins
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
San Diego being punished for hitting the ball too hard, now I've seen it all
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's a genuinely insane swing, sign that guy to NASA
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean, in fairness to them AEW has bled them pretty hard in recent years. There are some positive signs with the next gen homegrown guys but the truth is none of them are 100% ready yet. The G-1 Final was incredible. But there's also a lot of filler on that roster I can't possibly care about.
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New Japan's addiction to mediocre white boys is very much at a low ebb in the current timeline. Though I do love Yuto Ice and OSKAR as a tag team.
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I was trying to catch up on current New Japan this year someone described him to me as "a guy that literally stepped straight out of create a wrestler" and that's 100% what I feel too honestly. He is the most WWE-TV-Trained coded guy of all time to have not gone through their brainwashing.
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean on one hand AEW is right to absolutely not trust overpushed chud Callum Newman to have a good match with Will Ospreay without gaga, but on the other hand damn this sucks
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Real good Mortal Kombat finisher IMO
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Listen it was the middle ages we had no way to know that was wrong
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh hey speaking of people that like to do harm (Fucking amazing film though)
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know it's not considered the lead here, but the number of people that are just openly filming and posting self-harm and nobody does a fucking thing about it is such a depressing part of the 21st century.
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'd drive this thing up and down my dirt road I don't give a fuck
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Jose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big Trouble
ALT: Jose Mourinho: If I Speak, Big Trouble
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aaron Boone has been thrown out of over 50 games as Yankees manager and his team in that same span of time has made like 3 good baserunning decisions
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She did whatever the fuck she wants, of course
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honorable mention to the unbelievable choreography on the fight they do underneath a train in this same movie, but for me it's this final boss battle youtu.be/JiXZmPGhSsw?...
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Jackie Chan Drunken Master 2 Final fight
YouTube video by RandomVid PlayBox
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also just give me Swerve/New Level vs Shane Taylor Promotions anytime anywhere please and thanks
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kofi coming over and almost immediately being like "I want to put Lee Moriarty over" is certainly a statement of good will
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a Blue Jays fan, begrudgingly, the Tampa Bay Rays. I would like to thank the Yankees for beating the piss out of the Red Sox, but now it's time to go.
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Petition to replace the Braves HOOOO song with the old Hacksaw Jim Duggan HOOOO USA USA chant
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why yes I am tired of seeing ads for his Price Is Right Canada thing between every single inning of baseball
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is more of a Canadian TV problem, though he was on America's Got Talent for years, but I really don't understand Howie Mandell's level of fame for such a profoundly unfunny, uninteresting person. (He also was one of the celebs that signed that crazy "boycotting Israel is wrong" thing.)
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Listen man, AEW bluesky is what it is but if people want to pretend they are handling young talent well in a world where all the 40+ year olds are the babyfaces that get the big wins, that's a level of delusion I have no interest whatsoever in engaging in.
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't think Knight is dead by any means because he's an incredible talent, but that run was handled in the most bizarre way humanly possible.
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah they turned him heel for literally no reason, killed most of his crowd momentum, and the marjority of his TNT matches were "instead of being a superstar athlete (which he is, amazing high flyer) he's now doing Chickenshit Honky Tonk Man banana peel wins", what a great run.
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Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone show this to Miyazaki before the next Elden Ring thing
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