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He/They SF Bay Area Enthusiastically Exothermic

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iko @fe2o3al.com · 23/09/2026
Cheers from Vegas, where my one con for the year is a work thing. Eat the good food, regardless! 😁
A cheeseboard of blue cheese, not-brie-but-it's-brie, and fourme d'ambert with toasted bread, grapes, honeycomb, marmalade, and peanuts.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 22/09/2026
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 22/09/2026
A 'paint effects' 3x3 grid illustration, showing how all pale walls expand a room's spatial feeling, a dark wall in the distance shortens the room, two dark walls on the sides tightens it, three dark walls stretch it, a dark ceiling lowers it, pale wainscoting on dark walls stretches and lowers it, opposing dark walls and a dark ceiling with a pale wall in the distance detaches the wall, pale opposing walls with a dark ceiling and a pale distant wall enlarges the room, and dark everything but the floor compacts the room.A long dark hotel hallway with a blood red carpet , captioned, "Summon and bind."
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 19/09/2026
The 'goose chase' meme.

Panel 1, a goose with narrowed eyes asks, "By which metric, mike?"

Panel 2, a goose chasing a person in a puffy down jacket, captioned, "By which metric?!"
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 15/09/2026
Ben Kingsley as Cosmo in Sneakers (1992), captioned, "It's not that organized."
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 15/09/2026
Wine-braised short ribs go a long way.
A beef short rib under deep brown gravy over a bed of polenta.

Lightly-steamed bok choy alongside.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 12/09/2026
Good day for a walk.
The California coast south of Half Moon Bay. 

Rough, vertical cliffs above narrow sandy beaches, with hills in the distance.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 08/09/2026
The "You can always x, it's always y" meme, completed as, "You can always tell Kelsey grammer to fuck off. It's always morally correct."
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 06/09/2026
Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh from No Country for Old Men, captioned, "If the tool you followed brought you to this / of what use was the tool?"
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 05/09/2026
12 miles around Lake Chabot. Lovely day for a walk.
Lake Chabot from elevation with the dam in the distance.A (goldenback?) fern among the detritus and leaf litter, with the tips of its leave still unfurling.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 04/09/2026
A heat map of the USA, with the 'hottest' area being the California coast.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 04/09/2026
🎶stab, stab, satabbity-staaaab🎶 mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 28/08/2026
The Avengers Doomsday poster recaptioned with, "Nine inch nails, the perfect drug revival tour".
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 23/08/2026
To - ma - to. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a jar...
A gallon plastic container full of mixed tomatoes, a stock pot with a bunch of cut-up tomatoes in it, and a stovetop boiling water canner standing open.A stock pot with tomato mash in it.A food mill partway through separating a load of tomato skins and seeds from pulp.Three glass pint jars of tomato sauce cooling on a rack on a kitchen counter.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 20/08/2026
A still of final fantasy 7's Jenova, captioned, "Sephirothing intensifies."
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 20/08/2026
Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman on That 70's Show, captioned, "Oh, is that what we're gonna do today, we're gonna ugly cry?" With 'ugly cry' crudely pasted over the original caption text.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 20/08/2026
I came across these lampshades at an oddities market years ago and didn't buy one at the time. Finally remedied that. 🦇 (The lamp itself is what I had on hand, it'll be replaced when I find something better suited.) www.etsy.com/shop/ShopDea...
A table lamp on a nightstand, with purple and black damask panels edged in black lace and fringed in black and purple cording.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 16/08/2026
Made it around Lake Chabot for the first time since the heart surgery. Feels good to put in some extended mileage.
A Garmin activity summary screen showing a route around Lake Chabot with numeric stats:

11.66 miles
4:00:19 total time
20:36 / mi avg pace
1,904 ft total ascent
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 16/08/2026
Who doesn't love a sun-drenched field full of naked lad(d)ies?
A cluster of pink Amaryllis Belladonna "naked lady" blossoms backlit by the late afternoon sun, in a field of thistle and wildflowers.A cluster of pink Amaryllis Belladonna "naked lady" flowers, illustrating the absence of foliage that earned them their common epithet.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 13/08/2026
Levar Burton as Geordi from star trek: tng.

Top frames, holding a hand up to signal that we should pause and reconsider, captioned, "Autism as a superpower."

Bottom frames, pointing toward the viewer in agreement, captioned, "Large autism as a superpower."
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 10/08/2026
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 05/08/2026
A few months ago I improvised a yoga mat bag as an extra incentive to find a studio that I liked enough to go to a few times a week. Last week, I got tired of my otherwise perfectly serviceable gym bag being ever slightly too long for the cubbies at the resulting studio, so now it's a set. 😁
A duffel bag and yoga mat bag made of a red, black, and grey striped cotton fabric, the duffel has accent panels of a fabric with an embossed hexagonal pattern, both have prominent brass zippers.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 03/08/2026
What's wrong, dear? You've hardly touched your sauteed tomato probosces...
A small tomato with a protuberant 'nose' and a thin, long, tubular antenna.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 20/07/2026
Problem / solution. Hurrah for physics!
A swath of soil, with a large concrete object in the middle. The concrete thing has a hole in its top that would once have socketed in a 4x6 post.An a-frame ladder setup over a hole in a garden bed, with a 4x4 post, a handful of carabineers, and some nylon rope rigged as a crude pulley/block and tackle to lift a large concrete footing out of a hole.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 19/07/2026
When the Naked Ladies are up and about in mid-July, you know we're in for a ride.
Amaryllis Belladonna plants flowering and budding in oak and eucalyptus litter on a hillside.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 17/07/2026
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 16/07/2026
RFK Jr. With his hand raised at a campaign lectern.

Captioned, "Ave scheisse!"
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 12/07/2026
"The framing of the shrew." 😅 I haven't had to contend with hornworms in years, but I'll invoke whatever effigies I need to to keep it that way. This one goes over the garden window to keep watch. Art by @ascalaphid.com
A framed print of a drawing of a tomato hornworm pursuing a shrew wearing a monk's robe and carrying a ripe tomato.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 12/07/2026
Bees and peas beneath the trees.
A honeybee exploring the blooms on a head of teasel.Violently purple wild pea blossoms.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 08/07/2026
A Ouija board with the alphabetic letters replaced with the words, "Mitch McConnel conversation station."
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 02/07/2026
A picture of the Muppet Elmo, staring directly into the camera, captioned "stares in S.F. Bay housing prices."
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 29/06/2026
A still from The Simpsons, in which Mr. Burns has activated the giant, irised metal disc  to block sunlight from reaching the town.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 27/06/2026
Finchy little visitor in the garden.
A finch with red head feathers, perched on a fence railing that is painted a shade of red that almost matches.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 26/06/2026
Quelle suprise. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...
Your Results
89% Woke
11% Chud
41% Techbro
59% Neo-Luddite
45% Hopepilled
55% Doomer
75% Davos
25% Dubai
Your Closest Match:
Zohran Mamdani

Zohran Mamdani
Mayor of New York City (2026-present)
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 26/06/2026
"Bipartisan cooperation for our time!"
British Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain at Heston Airport after a summit with German Chancellor Adolf Hitler. He is holding up a paper signed by Hitler and himself and delivers the, "Peace for our time" speech to the gathered crowd. October 3, 1938.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 25/06/2026
Whichever ai generated this did not think about the implications. ... Or maybe they make it out of horses. Fuck, I dunno, it's 2026, everything's an option.
A person wearing a sleeveless tee-shirt with an off-center 'horsepower' logo on the chest.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 19/06/2026
I'm not sure that there're any meaningful distinctions in the diagnostic criteria between 'ultra rich' and 'psychotic break'.
@Merman_Melville
Jan 24, 2019

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 18/06/2026
Percival voices his support.
A grey shorthair cat lying on a treadmill.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 11/06/2026
A screenshot of Eris from Hades II, captioned "Discord kitten."
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 09/06/2026
Sadly, this putz will never understand just how close he came to a life-altering, if not -ending, moment of, "That was a stupid thing I did."
A young man in a hoodie and sweatpants ineffectually kicking a glass window.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 07/06/2026
A still from The Room in which Tommy says, "Oh hi Mark," with a HIMARS rocket propelled artillery vehicle crudely overlaid over Tommy's face.

The caption reads, "Oh himars".
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 03/06/2026
#ObligatoryReference
A still from King of the Hill in which Bobby is shielding himself from the sun while Peggy raises a fist and says, "This city should not exist. It is a monument to man's arrogance."
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 02/06/2026
Primary day in California. Stuck in my head for some reason...
A picture of the performance of Hamilton, captioned, "but when all is said and all is done, Jefferson has beliefs. Burr has none.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 30/05/2026
I wouldn't have planted roses, but I'm glad the previous folks did.
A yellow and red rose, just beginning to bloom.An enormous, flouncy red rose in full bloom.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 29/05/2026
A Spiderman comic panel.

Spiderman: You can rewrite dna on the fly, and you're using it to turn people into dinosaurs? But with tech like that, you could cure cancer!

Sauron (an anthropomorphic pterodactyl): But I don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 25/05/2026
#Bloomscrolling Pale roses and dewy nasturtiums.
A cluster of white roses with pink petal edges.Bright orange nasturtium flowers with tiny beads of water on their petals.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 23/05/2026
Seasonal pools open on memorial day weekend. Well-known fact.
A first person perspective of legs outstretched on a float in a swimming pool, with vibrant green trees and a bright, blue sky in the background.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 23/05/2026
Pronoun torpedoes are clearly a Space Force weapon.
The Star Trek Enterprise D firing a proton torpedo from its aft torpedo bay.

The torpedo has been crudely overlaid with the label 'Eir'.
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 23/05/2026
The Next Generation Enterprise with an episode title overlay, "The Wesley Crusher Dance Party Power Hour."
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iko @fe2o3al.com · 14/05/2026
Escapee from a lazily-animated 1998 movie.
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