Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 13/02/2025It's #Galentinesday ladies time to gather in a forest clearing for a cute little picnic, drink rosé from pretty glasses, and hex the patriarchy with a blo0d sacrifice 🥰 260
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Watching the "3 stops left" tracking app for my impending furniture delivery like a maiden of olde sat in her chamber waiting breathlessly for the sound of hoofbeats and trumpets heralding the arrival of her beloved returned from distant unknown lands. 2110
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 11/02/2025If you find yourself in a situationship with a guy this Valentine's day, I have some advice that could save you a lot of trouble: rip that man's heart out and eat it in front of him 🫀 161
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Thank you @quillandcrowpublishinghouse.com for continuing to indulge my compulsion to put creepily unnatural decomposing cadavers in all my art 🖤 1254
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 09/02/2025New premades just posted ✨️ I have not done dystopian or sci-fi in a while, so I wanted to warm up with these. 090
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 09/02/2025If I started turning into a werewolf I'd just assume it was my period & carry on with life. Oh, my body is changing in weird, painful ways? Having violent cravings? Skin & hair problems? Emotionally dysregulated? Woke up covered in bl0od w/ no memory of last night? Eh, a few ibuprofen will sort it. 030
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 08/02/2025"Oh you are like an empress of the night, a dark vampire queen!" Nah babes I am the weird eldritch hag that lives in a swamp and will leave teeth in your socks. 150
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Drinking coffee so I can speed run my intrusive thoughts and get straight into the existential dread 150
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 08/02/2025They were in the original post but I ran out of space 😂 110
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I'm a traditional woman. I cook, clean, & post ads in the paper seeking eligible bachelors in need of a comely wife with her own modest homestead. Simply withdraw all your money and travel to my remote farmhouse. Tell no one where you're going. Yes come in dear have some stew, I've been waiting 🖤 4100
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Was recently informed that my spidery, scrawling, more or less illegible handwriting makes me seem dangerously unhinged. I am choosing to take that as a win. 050
Reposted by Fay LaneQuill & Crow Publishing House @quillandcrow.com · 07/02/2025Thrilled to reveal the cover for Jamie Jackson’s REVENANT, a gaslamp fantasy with murder, mystery, and Gothic romance vibes, now available for preorder at thecrowshoppe.com Cover by @faylane.bsky.social #BookSky 0141
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Why is my head hurting? I wonder, forgetting I have stoop up directly into my open freezer door thrice this week. A mystery, never to be solved. Until I whack my cranium again in 48 hours. 060
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 06/02/2025The compulsion to only focus on commercially viable art that makes me money while neglecting personal projects that bring me joy makes me want to pop my brain out and toss it in a spin cycle. Just let me write my silly dark fantasy in between commissions!! 🥲 050
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Your Valentine doesn't want flowers and chocolates. They want a gourmet selection of cheeses, bodily autonomy, and a sword. Take notes. 051
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 05/02/2025If your entire publishing brand is based around shaming books with smut as "bad" while raging lunatics are actively looking to drag society back into the dark ages of purity culture, maybe you should reconsider your messaging ✌🏻 060
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I do dress my age. That age just happens to be immortal vampire slut. 160
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Idk how long the human brain can teeter on the razor edge between staying informed and going insane without bursting into flames, but I'm trying 🥲 2261
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Using every ounce of executive function I still possess to channel my anxiety into meal prep for the next few days 060
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 03/02/2025In light of the trade war I as a Canadian will only be digging up cadavers for my heinous blood rituals in local cemeteries 🍁 1120
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 02/02/2025This is Truffle. He has no idea what a tariff is. He is a lucky little oblivious bastard. 1231
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I keep forgetting to post here because apparently my brain maxes out at 3 social medias 🙃 070
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 23/01/2025New premade available! Cuz apparently I am feeling inspired by dark fantasy and gold... 270
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 21/01/2025media.tenor.coma woman in a black dress is holding a silver cup and saucerALT: a woman in a black dress is holding a silver cup and saucer 000
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 20/01/2025My first premade book cover of the year just posted for sale! 🖤 2142
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 18/01/2025"Your cats will eat your corpse when you die" Okay and? You say that like it's a bad thing?? 180
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 17/01/2025He alert. He protec. Pardon the mess. I'm still unpacking 😭 0120
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Do I love my newly gifted boots? Yes. Should I have traveled in them for 15 hours before breaking them in while wearing incorrect socks which are now bunched in the toe as my heals are chaffed to ribbons? ...probably not 140
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 14/01/2025media.tenor.coma little girl is looking up at something in the skyALT: a little girl is looking up at something in the sky 010
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 14/01/2025What I NEED is to be resurrected from the dead in a summoning circle made out of 60% dark chocolate and chunky goth boots, then unleashed upon the world as the scourge it deserves, the screams of my victims only drowned out by my own bloodthirsty howls. But I guess this coffee will have to do. 1190
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Working my way through that article on Gaiman. I'm so tired. 230
Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 10/01/2025At this rate of exhaustion, I'll be too tired to rise from the grave and haunt all those who have wronged me. 0131