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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

It's #Galentinesday ladies time to gather in a forest clearing for a cute little picnic, drink rosé from pretty glasses, and hex the patriarchy with a blo0d sacrifice 🥰

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Watching the "3 stops left" tracking app for my impending furniture delivery like a maiden of olde sat in her chamber waiting breathlessly for the sound of hoofbeats and trumpets heralding the arrival of her beloved returned from distant unknown lands.

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

If you find yourself in a situationship with a guy this Valentine's day, I have some advice that could save you a lot of trouble: rip that man's heart out and eat it in front of him 🫀

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Thank you @quillandcrowpublishinghouse.com for continuing to indulge my compulsion to put creepily unnatural decomposing cadavers in all my art 🖤

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

New premades just posted ✨️ I have not done dystopian or sci-fi in a while, so I wanted to warm up with these.

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

If I started turning into a werewolf I'd just assume it was my period & carry on with life. Oh, my body is changing in weird, painful ways? Having violent cravings? Skin & hair problems? Emotionally dysregulated? Woke up covered in bl0od w/ no memory of last night? Eh, a few ibuprofen will sort it.

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

"Oh you are like an empress of the night, a dark vampire queen!" Nah babes I am the weird eldritch hag that lives in a swamp and will leave teeth in your socks.

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Drinking coffee so I can speed run my intrusive thoughts and get straight into the existential dread

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

I'm a traditional woman. I cook, clean, & post ads in the paper seeking eligible bachelors in need of a comely wife with her own modest homestead. Simply withdraw all your money and travel to my remote farmhouse. Tell no one where you're going. Yes come in dear have some stew, I've been waiting 🖤

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Was recently informed that my spidery, scrawling, more or less illegible handwriting makes me seem dangerously unhinged. I am choosing to take that as a win.

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Quill & Crow Publishing House @quillandcrow.com · 07/02/2025

Thrilled to reveal the cover for Jamie Jackson’s REVENANT, a gaslamp fantasy with murder, mystery, and Gothic romance vibes, now available for preorder at thecrowshoppe.com Cover by @faylane.bsky.social #BookSky

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Didn't do a homicide today. I deserve a lil treat 🍪

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Why is my head hurting? I wonder, forgetting I have stoop up directly into my open freezer door thrice this week. A mystery, never to be solved. Until I whack my cranium again in 48 hours.

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

The compulsion to only focus on commercially viable art that makes me money while neglecting personal projects that bring me joy makes me want to pop my brain out and toss it in a spin cycle. Just let me write my silly dark fantasy in between commissions!! 🥲

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Your Valentine doesn't want flowers and chocolates. They want a gourmet selection of cheeses, bodily autonomy, and a sword. Take notes.

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

If your entire publishing brand is based around shaming books with smut as "bad" while raging lunatics are actively looking to drag society back into the dark ages of purity culture, maybe you should reconsider your messaging ✌🏻

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I do dress my age. That age just happens to be immortal vampire slut.

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Idk how long the human brain can teeter on the razor edge between staying informed and going insane without bursting into flames, but I'm trying 🥲

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Using every ounce of executive function I still possess to channel my anxiety into meal prep for the next few days

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

In light of the trade war I as a Canadian will only be digging up cadavers for my heinous blood rituals in local cemeteries 🍁

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

This is Truffle. He has no idea what a tariff is. He is a lucky little oblivious bastard.

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I keep forgetting to post here because apparently my brain maxes out at 3 social medias 🙃

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

New premade available! Cuz apparently I am feeling inspired by dark fantasy and gold...

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

My first premade book cover of the year just posted for sale! 🖤

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

"Your cats will eat your corpse when you die" Okay and? You say that like it's a bad thing??

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

He alert. He protec. Pardon the mess. I'm still unpacking 😭

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Do I love my newly gifted boots? Yes. Should I have traveled in them for 15 hours before breaking them in while wearing incorrect socks which are now bunched in the toe as my heals are chaffed to ribbons? ...probably not

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

What I NEED is to be resurrected from the dead in a summoning circle made out of 60% dark chocolate and chunky goth boots, then unleashed upon the world as the scourge it deserves, the screams of my victims only drowned out by my own bloodthirsty howls. But I guess this coffee will have to do.

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Working my way through that article on Gaiman. I'm so tired.

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

At this rate of exhaustion, I'll be too tired to rise from the grave and haunt all those who have wronged me.

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I am in an assigned group project with my demons and I'm the only one who cares if we get a good grade

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

The all-consuming yearning to be the protagonist of a twisted dark mystery vs the devastating reality that you are dumb and would die 5 seconds into your first anagram.

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Being a self employed freelancer is taking a brief break from your inbox due to Life™️ only to open it back up again after 3 days and whisper to yourself, "oh no."

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

As of this Saturday, for the first time in my life, I have a real home. It's just an apartment, but it's safe and it's mine 🖤

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Getting an influx of new followers so... Hi. I'm Fay. I design book covers by day and lure unsuspecting travelers to their doom by night. Gothicc snack goblin, neurodivergent vampire, book wyrm. I bite 🧛‍♀️

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Me, with tears in my eyes as I download yet another social media app: hiiiii everyone! Fancy seeing you all here, ha ha. Have evil oligarchs ruined this platform yet, lol? *desperate finger guns*

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Staggering away from this year feeling like a battered, blood-spattered Final Girl after finishing 2024 off with an axe 🪓

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I have been informed I decorate like a magpie. I would be offended if it wasn't so accurate.

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Update: Truffle is wearing Medusa like a fancy hat

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Happy Winter Solstice ❄️

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Talons in honor of Nosferatu Christmas

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

For recovery binge watching, I've gotten through season 4 of Only Murders in the Building, and I'm now starting Agatha All Along

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Being trapped in semi-convalescent post op recovery as a hyper independent eldest daughter is a unique type of hell. I am just well enough to feel like I should be doing things, but just ill enough that if I try to do anything, I will probably keel over. My only recourse is to b*tch and moan.

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I am grateful that after 3 days of post op rest I can finally get out of bed and move around a little because that wallpaper was low-key starting to talk to me

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

The mentally unwell urge to bleach and dye my hair has been so strong this week, but I have resisted it like an evil advisor's treacherous susurrations in my ear. You have no power over me, vile impulses! My hair will not be fried this day, nor the next!

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Fay Lane @faylane.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

The chunky boot gods have blessed me on this day with marked down size 11 doc heels. My little obsidian heart is pleased.

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