Reposted by @fauxsnowglobe.bsky.social

What's the source of my growth powers? You didnae ask? Well I'll tell you anyhow.
While I was in prison (turns out, no' really a prison, but a front for a military blacksite) some shady government boffins cottoned on to how naturally big I was and decided to try and turn me into a weapon.
Pricks.