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@fauxsito.bsky.social
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Don't tease the octopus, kids 🌌 BLM/ACAB/🍉/🖕🧊 🌌 it/its

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𝕲𝖆𝖝 @gaxix.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Shin Godzilla シン・ゴジラ
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I act nonchalant about my birthday so I don't get hurt but it means so much to me when people recognize it. I don't feel very Seen a lot of the time so thank you if you're one of those people who makes me feel special
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
4 separate people have been like, Joe Keery isn't on Cameo otherwise I would get you one for your bday To be seen is to be loved :v
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My boss just handed me a fuit cup...... delicious fuits....
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I finally finished Riverdale. And it was ........a television show
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Friendly reminder
A woman with tall hair, glasses, and a cigarette holds a paper. A luck cat jumps in the background
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Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.blacksky.app · 21/01/2025
Hokey, but now and always.
Huey Freeman: "Granddad, what do you do when you can't do nothing, but there's nothing you can do?"

Robert Freeman: "You do what you can."
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
What's like a non-alarming way to say you want to crash you car into a wall
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He could fix me
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Lil'Tiger @braveliltiger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
*white knuckles my controller* "I love playing Splatoon with my friends!" @fauxsito.bsky.social @brod1194.bsky.social
It's a list of my Latest Battles record for Splatoon 3. The list has results of the matches previously played, with the score being 4 wins and 9 losses.
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Maturing is realizing you would absolutely have a crush on an adult Huey Freeman
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Vacillating wildly between leaving my perception of self at the door so I can have unimpeded daydreams, and "hey I think I might not actually be worthy of love or human contact at all lol"
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I still perk up when I hear "-cito" or "-sito" as if someone's talking to me
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My dad turns 87 today
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Kayla idly watching Tiktoks: -I instantly bother them about one that's using a Djo song "dO YOU KNOW WHO SINGS THIS??" -I hear Unedited Footage of a Bear being discussed & insist that we watch it
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Backrooms is like the glamping version of caving to me. You don't know where you're going, so TURN BACK my god why
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Me when
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Mmm i got a camera to spy on my cat & I look....real yucky on it
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Booked my first tattoo appointment in like three years I'm so exciteddddd
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I hate Ai being used at any point of a production but I cannot understand why people think it sounds better to say that you only used it at the early stages of pre-production. That's the fun bit!! The ideas bit!! The creative bit!! The bit that makes your story YOURS.
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hey, fuck this!
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MOYACO @ote-mo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
rescue
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I drove nearly 5 hours straight yesterday thanks to an accident on the 5. I can't remember the last time I drove so much without stopping
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
No one ever asks about my dad unless I bring him up first lol
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Getting pulled into a bag of meat by the Catherine wheel that is life
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
If I ever have a tall, hot boyfriend, I'm gonna make him dress as Pyramid Head at least once for Halloween
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🌸 Darri 🌸 @dekumoe.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
UPDATED! °❀.࿔Hello! I am opening commissions if you would be interested at all to check it out See this form here if you are interested ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. forms.gle/NDXNmQNNPyru...
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I am so fucking angry & sad all the time lol
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
capybaras and shapes
painting of various capybaras in organic shapes with rocks and flowers as well
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Mind-numbing anhedonia & boredom. My brain feels like it's run its tires bald & is just spinning its wheels in place
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Taken me aomg time to realize that my method of self-harm has always been to neglect my well being/not take care of myself lol
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I'm fucked enough to be seriously considering buying the ludicrously overpriced Switch 2 😭
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Anyway people are getting starved & bombed & snatched off the streets & here I am, having suicidal ideation about this shit like a fucking weak coward
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Just confirms what I knew already. I complain about my appearance & being fat & I feel like the unspoken response is "lose wright, then" but even if I did, this wouldn't be fixed.
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
My mom sent me some photos of me in 2014 & I felt so disgusted. I was hoping I would feel nostalgic, maybe even inspired to lose weight since I was about 150 lbs lighter then, but I actually felt my self hatred intensify lol
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I feel like I don't matter as much as...other people do in relation to me lmao
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
FUCK ANHEDONIA DKSKSKSK
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This will fix it, I say, clicking "pre-order" on a Glep figure
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
What's like a non-alarming way to say you want to crash you car into a wall
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John @neopifex.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Slightly diminish a game: Heckdivers
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
UGHGH FORGOT TO CHECK IF THE FEEBAS THIS BITCH-ASS TRAINER TRADED ME HAD THE ITEM & IT DIDN'T SO THEY FUCKED ME & DISCONNECTED
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
"Have you ever seen yourself reflected in media" yeah sometimes
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𝔅𝔲𝔱𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔒'𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔩𝔦𝔥𝔞𝔫 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
People will say it came out of nowhere and this is the nowhere they're talking about.
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Also I watched Friendship & wanted to like it so bad but it was so disjointed & like weird in not a good way. Tim Robinson was still super funny in it but it was like everything was being made up on the spot
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
My coworker & I were discussing all the stupid streaming services & she was like "yeah, it's like communism at this point--we don't really have choices" & I was like whhh that is so clearly a symptom of late-stage capitalism fuckery. I don't understand the communism scapegoat thing at all
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I had to call a detective to find out a day of death for a performer who killed himself & it was a surreal experience
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
5th SHF playthrough started today yayyy this is the most I've ever replayed a full, non-roguelike game in such a short span
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Cris @fauxsito.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Probably shouldn't be yelling, "Hey, you little fucker" about a Pancham but here we are
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リズ @rizunm.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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