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Fauxkage Shodaime

@fauxkage.bsky.social
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Born in the 1900s Always looking for anime/manga recs Trying to get back into books as well

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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Got in my car to go get something to eat and take my mind off things. Been stuck here for 15 minutes because I don’t know what to eat 😭
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Sadly, I think i do 🙃
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Them girls from Houston really be rapping they ass off
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I hate that my session notes for work only actually require like five minutes of active effort each, but they end up taking me like three hours bc my ADHD got hands
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Well no, lmaooo
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Might get mine tatted on me soon as it goes through. I’ll be so happy when this shit over with 😭
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Donté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Going off on me then to later on regret is tragic. Ain't no spin the block mf. Once you said what you said you are going to have to STAND on it with me 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
“Damn that’s crazy”
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
All these exclamation points would have irked me to no end
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Watching a show on the tv, playing a game on my iPad, and listening to something on my phone. Not sure why my coworkers all think I have ADHD though?
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Bringing in the new year watching Love Is Blind and hopefully going to sleep before they start going crazy with the fireworks lmao
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Depressed and defeated (and also drunk), but hopefully on the up and up lmao
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Can someone at least give my job a doctors note on my behalf, they’re gonna think I’m lying about being dead
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I was supposed to get up a cool 30 minutes ago, so imma be sick if I go check these clothes and they still wet, knowing I have to leave in ten minutes 😭
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
It’s over with gang. You gotta buy matching pjs just for Tuesdays now.
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
“You don’t go to a bar sober” What you think I’m there for gang?
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Damn. I think I got scammed out of some satin-lined beanies 😔
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I know it’s gon sound crazy… But I sometimes be a lil jealous of people who lack toes and taller ants
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Friend, nachos, money
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Saint Nusjuro 🌙 @oniwar.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
This is actually so offensive 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Saint Badman 🥀🤞🏿❤️‍🔥 @infamousbrave.blacksky.app · 26/12/2025
Good fry don’t need no sauce
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Think I’m gonna try to find a bar that’s open near me, get a marg or two, and catch a movie. Being sad in the house ain’t it.
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Always felt like Rudolph was too forgiving for my liking.
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Feeling exceptionally bah humbug-ish today. High key don’t even wanna leave the room or get out of bed
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
It’s Christmas time and after 8am, im still BLASTING the AC in my car. That’s wild
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Ain’t even opened my eyes all the way yet, and it’s a nigga covered in his own nut on the SL. It’s not even 8am gang 😭😭
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Empé 🐉👑 @roccslaststand.blacksky.app · 24/12/2025
So. I’ll say this. Yu Yu Hakusho is one of the greatest rides you’ll ever take in anime history. 112 episodes of greatness. It’s the only anime I’ve enjoyed that keeps the SAME theme song all the way through. If you’ve never seen it, start it. If ya have….put it on ya rewatch list. Spirit Gun nigga.
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👻🎃 Big SpooKi 🎃👻 @kikiburnerbabe.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Naughty list, all of you
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Sometimes I just watch the whole YouTube video from the preview because I can’t be bothered to watch a five second ad
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Rent’em Spoons 🥄 🥄 @taastee.blacksky.app · 19/12/2025
“Zay got the motherfuckin' bass thumpin Dolph got the motherfuckin' trap jumpin' Doors to the trap open, I'll sell you something”
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Shout out VTO. I’m going back home 🙌🏾
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Damn it’s really time to get up for work huh 😭
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
If she hurry up and put pen to paper I might get to 😭
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Like 90% of my vocal stims come from rap songs and it’s so annoying because I really be saying shit I have no business saying if it’s catchy. Why am I saying “I bet wooski still twitching” 100 times a day 😭
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
How long you gotta do crack to lose like 40 pounds?
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I get paid Christmas Eve, so imma just say everything in the mail
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I love when the person the documentary is about shows up in the documentary
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
It’s crazy how I really only remember to eat when I’m at work or taking care of my daughter
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Because when did weed stop being enough
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Looking at all yall snow posts, meanwhile its supposedly a severe weather advisory where I am, and it’s 60° lmaooo
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
✨✨Skyline Cleanser✨✨ U think its about to be a cute tik tok, then it turns into a whole other type of CUTE Did u know sea lions were so goofy??
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I wanna get my life together and go back to school, but I really fucked up the first time around and tanked my GPA the whole time, and don’t even know how I would go about restarting. I know what I want to do this time but the thought of going back and not knowing where to start is so overwhelming😭
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
😭😭😭
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
It’s cold out, I know he feel that breeze caressing his entire scalp 😭
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Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Game recognize game, Granddad… and you looking kinda unfamiliar right now”
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David @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
$10 you can’t guess who this is about
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