Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Got in my car to go get something to eat and take my mind off things. Been stuck here for 15 minutes because I don’t know what to eat 😭 000
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Them girls from Houston really be rapping they ass off 031
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I hate that my session notes for work only actually require like five minutes of active effort each, but they end up taking me like three hours bc my ADHD got hands 000
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Might get mine tatted on me soon as it goes through. I’ll be so happy when this shit over with 😭 020
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 09/01/2026media.tenor.coma man with a beard says i beg your pardon in a videoALT: a man with a beard says i beg your pardon in a video 010
Reposted by Fauxkage ShodaimeDonté Dvone @dontedvone.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Going off on me then to later on regret is tragic. Ain't no spin the block mf. Once you said what you said you are going to have to STAND on it with me 🤷🏾♂️media.tenor.coma man wearing a black hat and a white shirt is sitting in a chairALT: a man wearing a black hat and a white shirt is sitting in a chair 0121
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 06/01/2026“Damn that’s crazy”media.tenor.comhomer simpson is standing in a grassy fieldALT: homer simpson is standing in a grassy field 110
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026All these exclamation points would have irked me to no end 001
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Watching a show on the tv, playing a game on my iPad, and listening to something on my phone. Not sure why my coworkers all think I have ADHD though? 000
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Bringing in the new year watching Love Is Blind and hopefully going to sleep before they start going crazy with the fireworks lmao 000
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Depressed and defeated (and also drunk), but hopefully on the up and up lmao 010
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Can someone at least give my job a doctors note on my behalf, they’re gonna think I’m lying about being dead 000
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I was supposed to get up a cool 30 minutes ago, so imma be sick if I go check these clothes and they still wet, knowing I have to leave in ten minutes 😭 000
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 31/12/2025It’s over with gang. You gotta buy matching pjs just for Tuesdays now. 181
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 31/12/2025“You don’t go to a bar sober” What you think I’m there for gang? 020
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Damn. I think I got scammed out of some satin-lined beanies 😔 000
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I know it’s gon sound crazy… But I sometimes be a lil jealous of people who lack toes and taller ants 000
Reposted by Fauxkage ShodaimeSaint Badman 🥀🤞🏿❤️🔥 @infamousbrave.blacksky.app · 26/12/2025Good fry don’t need no sauce 1103
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Think I’m gonna try to find a bar that’s open near me, get a marg or two, and catch a movie. Being sad in the house ain’t it. 000
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Always felt like Rudolph was too forgiving for my liking. 021
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Feeling exceptionally bah humbug-ish today. High key don’t even wanna leave the room or get out of bed 000
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 24/12/2025It’s Christmas time and after 8am, im still BLASTING the AC in my car. That’s wild 000
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Ain’t even opened my eyes all the way yet, and it’s a nigga covered in his own nut on the SL. It’s not even 8am gang 😭😭 020
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 24/12/2025media.tenor.coma woman in a white dress is sitting in a chair with the word do i below herALT: a woman in a white dress is sitting in a chair with the word do i below her 020
Reposted by Fauxkage ShodaimeEmpé 🐉👑 @roccslaststand.blacksky.app · 24/12/2025So. I’ll say this. Yu Yu Hakusho is one of the greatest rides you’ll ever take in anime history. 112 episodes of greatness. It’s the only anime I’ve enjoyed that keeps the SAME theme song all the way through. If you’ve never seen it, start it. If ya have….put it on ya rewatch list. Spirit Gun nigga. 11912
Reposted by Fauxkage Shodaime👻🎃 Big SpooKi 🎃👻 @kikiburnerbabe.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Naughty list, all of you 1155
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Sometimes I just watch the whole YouTube video from the preview because I can’t be bothered to watch a five second ad 010
Reposted by Fauxkage ShodaimeRent’em Spoons 🥄 🥄 @taastee.blacksky.app · 19/12/2025“Zay got the motherfuckin' bass thumpin Dolph got the motherfuckin' trap jumpin' Doors to the trap open, I'll sell you something” 021
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Damn it’s really time to get up for work huh 😭 020
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 17/12/2025If she hurry up and put pen to paper I might get to 😭 020
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Like 90% of my vocal stims come from rap songs and it’s so annoying because I really be saying shit I have no business saying if it’s catchy. Why am I saying “I bet wooski still twitching” 100 times a day 😭 000
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 17/12/2025How long you gotta do crack to lose like 40 pounds? 000
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I get paid Christmas Eve, so imma just say everything in the mail 110
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I love when the person the documentary is about shows up in the documentary 000
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 14/12/2025It’s crazy how I really only remember to eat when I’m at work or taking care of my daughter 000
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Looking at all yall snow posts, meanwhile its supposedly a severe weather advisory where I am, and it’s 60° lmaooo 000
Reposted by Fauxkage ShodaimeESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 14/12/2025 ✨✨Skyline Cleanser✨✨ U think its about to be a cute tik tok, then it turns into a whole other type of CUTE Did u know sea lions were so goofy?? 0104
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I wanna get my life together and go back to school, but I really fucked up the first time around and tanked my GPA the whole time, and don’t even know how I would go about restarting. I know what I want to do this time but the thought of going back and not knowing where to start is so overwhelming😭 000
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 14/12/2025😭😭😭media.tenor.coma girl standing in front of lockers with the words welcome to your tapeALT: a girl standing in front of lockers with the words welcome to your tape 020
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 13/12/2025It’s cold out, I know he feel that breeze caressing his entire scalp 😭 161
Fauxkage Shodaime @fauxkage.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Game recognize game, Granddad… and you looking kinda unfamiliar right now” 040
Reposted by Fauxkage ShodaimeDavid @dsalmon1449.bsky.social · 11/12/2025$10 you can’t guess who this is about 9257