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ESMirelle

@esmirelle.bsky.social
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Not human, just look like one. Child-free cat lady. Twitter elder & historian. Thin Lip Theory guru. 30+ (Grown) AuDHD 🇬🇭🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈♈ Occupied Piscataway Territory She/Her

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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THE Tim Meadows liked a picture of my cat on tik tok so.... im flying high and aint shit u can tell meeee!! ahhhhh!! this is the pic he liked
A gray cat with green eyes sitting perched on top of a gray cat tree.
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not enough talk about the Mail Loneliness Epidemic. Next time you see him, kiss your mailman on the lips
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جميلة @whoevenisjah.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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💋✮⋆˙Álozna Sol Sade ✮⋆˙💋 @alonzasolsade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feeling so proud of myself :) Started to feel stagnant in my pole journey after taking a break from classes. So I tried to focus on more standsrd spins, but really dancing in each one. Finding new ways to flow within a spin and/or adding extra spice to an otherwise “basic” move. AND I TORE‼️
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope that young woman bankrupts Cornell University.
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's no such thing as being too sensitive. High sensitivity just means the heightened ability to acquire information about ur environment. It being a bad thing is due to our patriarchal culture, bc it's associated with women and being the "opposite" of women is how too many men define Manhood.
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A dishonest white man Groundbreaking and absolutely newsworthy
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I called the president of Cornell University this morning and left a long message about their handling of their most recent sexual assault case. The punishment they have given those 7 frat boys who assaulted that girl is to write essays about it. Yup, thats it.
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not that they didn't like me, but they were jealous of me and punishing me for not dating them earlier like they wanted. Took me a while to realize and accept that.
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Baltimore isnt a real place. Its all an elaborate sketch and we're all the actors. I say this weekly
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every time, same same for r kelly
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Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
It’s Friday! Turn up!
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
David Allen Gier is one of my favorite actors He's just too good at so many different roles The nuances in his performances, especially imitations and impersonations shows how much he's really observing U cant be funny if ur not observant
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sighted on my stroll through Patterson Park Agreed
 a green electrical transformer box with the words abolish ice spray painted onto it with white spray paint.
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Cyntee @cyntizzle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes 😍
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ThatEvilAsexualElf @elveslovetodance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You ain't never gotta worry about me buying a Converse shoe ever again. Hell nah. This is disgusting and actually explicitly racist
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*Redacted* @yourunclepino.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
...and I'd die for em. 😑
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SinnamonS @sinnamonscouture.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Time for a Saturday morning commercial break! 🍔 📺
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New Hyrox Season aka the boo boo games
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HATUNA MAKANA @dayoftheweek.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
Where tf are all them taxes we pay going? Where!?!
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've been journaling and tracking my mood every night for 1,234 days straight
animated picture of a man wearing a trench coat dark glasses and a fedora. the text reads mysterious streak. you have reached 1234 days in a row. it must mean something. Daylio
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oat chai latte @oatchailatte.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
I think these are some of my favorite looks ever That first dress 🤯🤯🤯
Megan Thee Stallion in a white artsy backless dressMegan Thee Stallion in a yellow flower-like two pieceMegan Thee Stallion wearing a low cut brown and black dressMegan Thee Stallion wearing a strapless dress with a geometric swooshed bottom
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AnimeJay (Mr. Bonner) @animejay89.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
Somebody posted this to Reddit and I am 💀💀😂😂
Fat Joe pictured with a wig imposed on his head, with the text "in full color, finding my place in a black and white world" it's a joke.
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My manager is very stoic, he smiles at times but thats it Yesterday I made he bust out laughing and Im so proud of myself for that He couldn't stop laughing and everyone else around was so tickled and surprised by his response That feeling is so amazing to me, its like being high
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lmaooo Listen to this 😭
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Patrice G. Poutrus🔻aka Icke @poutrusicke.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Tja...
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Patrice G. Poutrus🔻aka Icke @poutrusicke.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
Mood
Foto einer Straße in offener Land Schaft. Text: The Road to fascism ist lined with people telling you to stop overreacting.
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Overall, u humans put wayyyy too much time and energy into romantic relationships to the neglect of all others Its weird to me Thats just one type of relationship, there are so many other types Why live ur life just like everyone else just bc? I know romantic relationships highly benefit
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Honestly, its glorious and I save a bunch on menstrual products However my IUD placements and removals have been super painful and no numbing or pain relief was offered for any of them. I'd still do it again just to not bleed monthly
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And dating a broke man, especially if ur not is a miserable experience They will make u miserable with them while they spend ur money Just moody Dont do it
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If ur in the small pool of women a man wants to be there for U gotta ask is it truly genuine? or is it he realizes he can use u to try to make himself whole? knowingly or unknowingly Point is, a partnership should be equally beneficial to both parties cuz if not whats the point of any of it?
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Some of yall have partners not meeting ur needs bc ur partner was never supposed to parent u and raise u and like, if u know u need to grow up, or skipped some areas as ur were growing, ur partner is never going to be able to fix that for u thats all on u
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The dating field isnt equal The avg woman would be an exceptional bf/husband The avg man lacks so much of what makes us human and is proud of that. cishet men and women are evolving away from each other, and men are on the losing side of that battle. I mean, violence & control is ur only play
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Also, even though there are more decent datable women than men and men have better options overall than women do for partnership, so many of them miss out on quality women bc they cant figure out what they offer other than access to resources. Now that women have access to resources themselves
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The baby had the most speed 😭
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The doll had bro by the collar 😭
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Terrifying 😭
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh u thought the tariffs didn't apply to cootie cat? Nawl, the prices when up just like everything else U see how much 12 eggs cost these days?? U know how many eggs the avg egg carrier has inside them?? MORE THAN TWELVE!
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
most white people in America aren't Caucasian, don't call them that if u have no ancestry from the caucasus regions don't call urself that there are actual Caucasian people still living over there wondering why white people in America are claiming their heritage
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
But what an awesome band name that would be though, right??
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Literally fuck her A CIA operative A LITERAL op Bad ppl never have a top lip, but she had 0 lips period, DIABOLICAL
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Getting my flu shot today! Spontaneously! Look at me living life on the edge
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The white dream for America is to ruin it Same for the planet Exploitation and hoarding resources no matter the cost And they'll absolutely ruin it all if we let them, if history is any indication of future behavior
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just stopped by my mothers house to get some kente to wear to her sister's bday party tonight. Why did they flame the fuck out of my appearance as only wesr African women can?! OH MY DAYS "Make sure u brush ur hair" "I will, this isnt how im wearing it tonight." "Oh good"
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Liên @smartsillyslut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Everyone needs an older sister, and that doesn't mean just biological.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 28/08/2026
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NYC's Buzziest Nightclub Announces Stance On Smart Glasses: Even Try To Bring Them In, You’re Banned Forever
Basement, one of NYC's buzziest nightclubs, has announced a total ban on smart glasses amid growing controversy.
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm seeing Chief keef in September y'all, another item crossed off the bucket list.
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ESMirelle @esmirelle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The hygienists and front desk workers were remarking at how good my dental insurance is at the dentist just now What an unexpected blessing
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