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🍒fauxel

@fauxel.bsky.social
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aspiring plush 🎂 11.28.01

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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 12h
No more "Polite Discourse" We must handle all argumentswith "Hunger Games Simulators"
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Putting Dick in Slot like im playing Jenga Poorly
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Frong door was locked. Had to use the bong door instead
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can't believe they're adding shaders to minecraft. God. I fucking hate claude code
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
\*Sigh\* My balls are round ....... Not even big. Just round
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Car with two bumper stickers. One says "Smoke queen 2003" and the other "Lets make baby"
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Car with two bumper stickers. One says "I love my nesting partner" and the other "Where did the second plane go"
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Car with two bumper stickers. One says "The truth" and the other "Telling lies"
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Car with two bumper stickers. One says "Rat fursona" and the other "Spink"
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Car with two bumper stickers. One says "Happy Smiles Dental Club" and the other "I'm Ripped Off The Daddy"
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Car with two bumper stickers. One says "Let's hold hands and dance!" and the other "I'm The New Son Of God"
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Car with two bumper stickers. One says "My Beliefs Are Consistent" and the other was ripped off
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Car with two bumper stickers. One says "teh epic duck is coming!!" and the other "So is Judgement Day."
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Car with two bumper stickers. One says "I'm full of love" and the other "I'm full of acid"
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Car with two bumper stickers. One says "my Paws perform Miracles" and the other "my Jaws serflorm Sphericals"
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Car with two bumper stickers. One says "God needs me Alive" and the other "God needs me Dead"
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Car with two bumper stickers. One says "God Loves Grunglers" and the other "God Hates Grunglers"
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One must imagine syphilis happy
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You can find help. There are entire crafting trees dedicated to your problem
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I know you won't touch weed but there's good loopholes to taking it in a fursuit. The sin gets applied to your fursona instead
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nintendo you are killing the white boy live on national television 🐛
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
2004 kids have two kinds of virginity: the regular one and then the Super Gerball (2004) one
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
New method of ghosting someone: Asking an AI agent to respond to them on your behalf
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Blows up because I am le combustible XD
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We pay this trauma forward like a balloon that has "I want to go forward" written on it
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
9/11 is national root beer float and belly grope holiday
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It is unbelievably disrespectful to be playing Tag with your friends but then you tag a dead body. They literally cannot tag back it is so fucking uncouth I hate you josh
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Live your life in such a way so that your real name on Wikipedia is disambiguated as "Final prophet of the 7th dimension"and not "First guy to die from jerking it probably"
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It is bad for your health and I do need you to live 2 seconds longer than me because I have a joke planned
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It is such a fucking shame how most major world religions centered themselves around nofap as their central fetish. Imagine how much funnier America would be if Christians were vore freaks from the get-go
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Knock on the door and tell him you live and breathe gangstalking ★
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Have you no WHIMSY??? Have you no BLOOD???
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I am grateful that my brain errors take the shape of poetry
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I follow you into the fog and we both get lost and disintegrate into particles as we experience our second deaths before our first
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
(Mysteriously fauxel-shaped post) No. No not like this
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yes, I am an empath. I can sense when there are enemies nearby.
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DIAGNOSED INDIVIDUAL IS FEELING UNDERSTOOD ⚠️ EVACUATE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY ⚠️
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just found out that your a "3D Animator"! Wow! Can you "3D Animate" Us taking massive bong rips and getting lost in the woods with weapons
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Grand hall full of pill dispensers. There are no labels. I have developed incredible intuition for self-treatment. Each capsule's hue carries a resonance of adjustments, change, tradeoffs. I can visualize exactly how it will alter my chemical reactions. Years of training. My superhero name? DSM-6
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I should get therapy so that I can have more background information to make jokes in therapy settings
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Wow. Blue XP Cube? Now THIS could sell BIG...
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i think they should do beatsaber in real life and it's epic but dangerous they throw spikes at you and you have to... sorry i was in the middle of this thought before realizing that beatsaber is just rhythm fruit ninja... anyways they throw spikes at you
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
My mom came up to me and said "I believe that the medical issues we have is because our family is inbred" and this has got to be like a bottom 5 way to start a conversation
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Saw a compilation called "Top 3 Sexiest Grandmas" and KNEW it was misinformation.people can only have two grandmas biologically
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I AM DONE USING TIK-TOK. You can find me on Thick-Thock
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Reach into that vicious carapace and pry it open, lather tender viscious webs of glop and goop challenge bond: it will offer an elementally diverse quality of resistances. Struggle accordingly.
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They call me The Alliteration Slutfest for a good reason... "Nobody calls you that" They should.
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
trasgndender proonouns? ummmno thanks! "the it/she bitch/y spider!!!"
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The disease where i have fervently bad concepts pop into my head and my moral strategy is to communicate them with asterisks to prove I have social credibility "checks my pocket dsm-5" Ohh nvm it's just ocd 🐬
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🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Always use pro-gooner language. "The amount of sex we had last night was palpable" => "The amount of sex we had last night was plappable"
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