🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can't believe they're adding shaders to minecraft. God. I fucking hate claude code 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026\*Sigh\* My balls are round ....... Not even big. Just round 010
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Car with two bumper stickers. One says "God Loves Grunglers" and the other "God Hates Grunglers" 100
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You can find help. There are entire crafting trees dedicated to your problem 110
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I know you won't touch weed but there's good loopholes to taking it in a fursuit. The sin gets applied to your fursona instead 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Nintendo you are killing the white boy live on national television 🐛 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 07/09/20262004 kids have two kinds of virginity: the regular one and then the Super Gerball (2004) one 020
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026New method of ghosting someone: Asking an AI agent to respond to them on your behalf 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026We pay this trauma forward like a balloon that has "I want to go forward" written on it 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It is unbelievably disrespectful to be playing Tag with your friends but then you tag a dead body. They literally cannot tag back it is so fucking uncouth I hate you josh 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Live your life in such a way so that your real name on Wikipedia is disambiguated as "Final prophet of the 7th dimension"and not "First guy to die from jerking it probably" 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It is bad for your health and I do need you to live 2 seconds longer than me because I have a joke planned 010
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026It is such a fucking shame how most major world religions centered themselves around nofap as their central fetish. Imagine how much funnier America would be if Christians were vore freaks from the get-go 110
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Knock on the door and tell him you live and breathe gangstalking ★ 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I am grateful that my brain errors take the shape of poetry 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I follow you into the fog and we both get lost and disintegrate into particles as we experience our second deaths before our first 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Yes, I am an empath. I can sense when there are enemies nearby. 010
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ DIAGNOSED INDIVIDUAL IS FEELING UNDERSTOOD ⚠️ EVACUATE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY ⚠️ 030
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Just found out that your a "3D Animator"! Wow! Can you "3D Animate" Us taking massive bong rips and getting lost in the woods with weapons 040
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Grand hall full of pill dispensers. There are no labels. I have developed incredible intuition for self-treatment. Each capsule's hue carries a resonance of adjustments, change, tradeoffs. I can visualize exactly how it will alter my chemical reactions. Years of training. My superhero name? DSM-6 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I should get therapy so that I can have more background information to make jokes in therapy settings 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026i think they should do beatsaber in real life and it's epic but dangerous they throw spikes at you and you have to... sorry i was in the middle of this thought before realizing that beatsaber is just rhythm fruit ninja... anyways they throw spikes at you 010
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026My mom came up to me and said "I believe that the medical issues we have is because our family is inbred" and this has got to be like a bottom 5 way to start a conversation 020
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Saw a compilation called "Top 3 Sexiest Grandmas" and KNEW it was misinformation.people can only have two grandmas biologically 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Reach into that vicious carapace and pry it open, lather tender viscious webs of glop and goop challenge bond: it will offer an elementally diverse quality of resistances. Struggle accordingly. 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 24/07/2026They call me The Alliteration Slutfest for a good reason... "Nobody calls you that" They should. 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026trasgndender proonouns? ummmno thanks! "the it/she bitch/y spider!!!" 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The disease where i have fervently bad concepts pop into my head and my moral strategy is to communicate them with asterisks to prove I have social credibility "checks my pocket dsm-5" Ohh nvm it's just ocd 🐬 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Always use pro-gooner language. "The amount of sex we had last night was palpable" => "The amount of sex we had last night was plappable" 001
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My ass oscillates at 65.783hz, matching the motor frequency of my Ryobi 18V 13 in. Cordless Battery Push Lawn Mower String Trimmer Blower. Of course, I learned this the hard way, blasting my ass out on a warm summer day, a fleshful resonance cascade 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/07/2026paws on the desk. Gaming. I check again. An ant stretches up, across my digits, down my wrist, up my arm, down and through my vertebrae. It receives and sends the same signals. 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 13/07/2026putting these instructions onto a tape and feeding it into a turing machine and five years later they transition into a girl 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 29/06/2026> I talk to people with disabilities. Really? Well I DO NOT 100
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 25/06/2026(Pointing at your morale) But think about how low it could go...! 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I'd prefer to be operated by a municipality of ants than to bring this concept near my soul 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Using a laser to etch my true feelings onto quarks and neutrinos 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Everyone is really loving and compassionate but it's obviously completely ruined because of THAT ONE GUY that I just can't seem to get along with but we do have to kill him 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 15/06/2026That's the spirit. I fancy me a sentence or two. Three, in this case 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 14/06/2026It's like visiting that one secluded island where there's 10,000 cats that come up to you and love you and treat you well, and then a random local hands you a cat stomach and goes "this is what you use to trade with the locals" and you look back and go "why not cat food" 011
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Phanpy Typing an email address into gmail and suddenly being Blasted with The Amazing Dimensional Scream causing him to see himself in the future as a chud grifter and he breaks down crying as his girlfriend comes into the room and breaks up with him 000
🍒fauxel @fauxel.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Go to Spain andgo up to any random baby and SCREAM. The look on his face will be GENIUS 000
