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Colin Kearney

@fauxcult.bsky.social
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Furniture restorer, indie rocker (derogatory), wife guy, football apologist, Ramona stan

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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
All timer of a Celtic in Europe performance and there’s some stiff competition. Won’t someone think of the podcasters?! (who were gaslit into being optimistic)
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t love being perceived on the internet, so I was INCREDIBLY nervous about doing this. I will never watch it, I will never read the comments but you can watch it and keep yr damn opinions to yourself! (jk, go wild)
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Some oral history about the scene that didn’t celebrate itself enough at the time, featuring the Urusei kids and me
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
You know what, money has a had a good run, but I think it’s time to put it out to pasture. Thank you for your service
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Me playing guitar in a band not called Jutland Songs 👀
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Danny Murphy saying this game was bound to be a classic in the opening minute was, of course, the kiss of death
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Joe Dillon @joffocakes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
wanna feel old? why?
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TQ @hellotaraquinn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Maris Crane, welcome to the marvel cinematic universe!!
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
With all the Spotify discourse, it made me think of our EP which isn’t on streaming; I have no idea if there are any physical copies of this left but have a look and a listen, why not? Not too late for this to become a contender for yr EOTY list 🤪 jutlandsongs.bandcamp.com/album/autumn...
jutlandsongs.bandcamp.com
Autumn Trash, by Jutland Songs
5 track album
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
This will be the only gig I play this year, so I’ve made sure it’s going to be a doozy & booked a bill that I can’t quite believe, it’s so good. Mark yr calendar! Tell yr pals!
Gig poster for Jutland Songs, Fountain Road, The Mary Column and Comber, who are all playing on Thursday 4 December at the Old Hairdressers in Glasgow. Doors are at 7pm and tickets are £8 plus booking fee in advance from wegottickets.com or £10 on the door on the night. The poster is decorated with Vikings in various poses from a Letraset sheet from the 1960s.
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
This will be the only gig I play this year, so I’ve made sure it’s going to be a doozy & booked a bill that I can’t quite believe, it’s so good. Mark yr calendar! Tell yr pals!
Gig poster for Jutland Songs, Fountain Road, The Mary Column and Comber, who are all playing on Thursday 4 December at the Old Hairdressers in Glasgow. Doors are at 7pm and tickets are £8 plus booking fee in advance from wegottickets.com or £10 on the door on the night. The poster is decorated with Vikings in various poses from a Letraset sheet from the 1960s.
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Waverly @waverlysm.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
hi! maybe you remember me from the menu i made for my cat, which hit surprisingly big a little while ago. i made some menus for other people's pets in exchange for donations to pro-trans organisations. now i'm doing it again, but for food banks. please share! more info downthread!
a pink and blue menu for Roxy's Dinera red and cream menu for Lenny's Diner and Pisserya red-toned menu for Six Kitties Cafeteriaa green and purple menu for Lucky's Cat Food Cafeteria
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I know he’s not everyone’s pint of VB but Ange boiling industrial quantities of pundit piss is extremely funny to me
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Nothing says go-go eighties like acts on TOTP with monitors on their Nords checking out the NASDAQ
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
My quest to find a comix podcast that isn’t hosted by two dim-bulbs who think Batman is real continues. Any suggestions, hmu
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Removing an earbud to thank the bus driver like a latter-day dandy
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Always a bit like ‘I wish my band’s new record had a bit more of a splash’ and then you see Brooklyn Vegan skeeting ‘279 songs released today that you could maybe listen to’
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
It’s Archers of Loaf weather, don’t ask me why m.youtube.com/watch?v=2uzD...
m.youtube.com
Archers of Loaf - Step Into the Light
YouTube video by BlueblackHussar
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Also, what’s all this shit about ‘independent venues’ getting trotted out, instead of challenging streaming giants or, I dunno, actual political commentary? It seems like an ‘edgy’ thing to say without actually putting anybody’s nose out of joint. Yes, I’m watching the Brits for some reason
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Is Danny Dyer the British Steve Albini 🤔
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
No, YOU’RE listening to Senseless Things covering Answering Machine & greeting a little bit. Mark Keds forever 🖤
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Gringo Records @gringorecords.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Out now! Only a few tape copies left!!
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
YOU can find out what the other 4 songs are like by heading to the ol’ Bandcamp, or if you’re in Glasgow, I dropped a handful of tapes into @monorailmusic.bsky.social last Friday. FFO that old timey indie rock
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Tying music to wage slavery will ensure all music will be oompah tunes celebrating the great leader within 10 years ✨
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Does Ed Gamble come with a King Fu grip? #traitorsuncloaked
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Michael Azerrad @michaelazerrad.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
A rare bout of first person singular from yours truly: some thoughts about the immortal Peanuts Christmas special.
michaelazerrad.typepad.com
A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS: YOU ARE NOT WHAT YOU OWN
I watched A Charlie Brown Christmas every year throughout my childhood. It was an actual event — this was before there were VCRs, much less DVDs or TiVo, and you had to wait an entire year before you ...
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Chris Eliopoulos @chriseliopoulos.com · 20/12/2024
youtu.be/AHFHX6aRJBY?... If you want to see Schulz drawing Peanuts. I wish there were more video of this type.
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How Charles M Schulz created Charlie Brown and Snoopy | BBC Global
YouTube video by BBC Global
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Gringo Records @gringorecords.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
NEW RELEASE! The long gestated "Autumn Trash" EP by Jutland Songs. Available to pre-order on very limited cassette and digital over at jutlandsongs.bandcamp.com/album/autumn... A good day to do it as it is @bandcamp.com Friday
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Gringo Records @gringorecords.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
First single from the EP is 'Hang Me In Your Gallery'. An instant indie rock classic! youtu.be/6f-fnI0fDuQ
youtu.be
JUTLAND SONGS - Hang Me In Your Gallery (Official Video)
YouTube video by gringorecords
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Hottt newz ⬇️
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Thrifting! In Perth, WA
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Me: oh boy, oh boy, I’m excited that Celtic are back after the international break! Also me: thanks for ruining my already shitty weekend, Celtic!
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
Going to get 46 kittens and name them after US presidents just so I can have a cat called Garfield and not having to take any shit about it
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
It’s said that everyone has a page number for James Joyce’s ‘Ulysses’denoting where they packed it in; that’s all well & good but I’ve got a time for Tobe Hooper’s ‘Lifeforce’ & it’s 40mins
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
A wee before/after from the day job. I was mildly disappointed the client didn’t blub when they saw the end product; Repair Shop has a lot to answer for… #furniturerestoration #antique #frenchpolishing
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Re-watching Lost for reasons REDACTED & observations so far: Jack is still dull, Michael is even more dull (underwritten and given chronic lines when he does get to speak) but I’m more interested in the flashback sequences than I was first time around & the title sequence is goated
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Colin Kearney @fauxcult.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Ramona is distinctly uninterested in the great social media migration™️
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