Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 21/04/2025For every decision made in the near future that’s decided 7-2 and has Thomas and Alito as the sole angry dissenters, I promise to shout Hallelujah and dance an Irish jig on my rooftop. 040 4
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Ah yes, the melancholic dreams of infinite universes where somehow you’re always stuck with a mortifying name like “Sluggo” 030 3
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 09/04/2025How about a MAGA inverse Supersize Me style documentary where luminaries like Don jr, Steven Moore, scott Jennings et al who don’t produce exportable goods are featured in a documentary where they switch careers to work in American factories? Total win for Trump’s vision of the future. 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Would Scott Jennings, Steven Moore, the wealthy trumpists who suddenly support America manufacturing agree to go work in a factory for a year to inspire others? 140 4
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Sluggo looks like he has 4 eyebrows, a mustache and the nose of a pig. Is he the horrible byproduct of twisted Cold War eugenics experiments? Don’t let the past repeat itself. 130 3
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Would love to see Stephen Miller shipped off to El Salvador. It would be a super expedited process too as the ceremonial head shaving would take milliseconds. 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Would love to see Stephen Miller shipped off to El Salvador. It would be a super expedited process too as the ceremonial head shaving would take milliseconds. 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Hey all you Midwest farmers, , our big beautiful economic independence liberation dance party has begun! Turn all your produce machines to full on power and start cranking out more bananas and guac ASAP!!! 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Ugh Nancy, Trump Steak Ketchup Derangement Syndrome is now activated for me 030 3
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Headline: Billionaire South African Immigrant Fails in Attempt to Bribe Voters in Wisconsin Supreme Court Race. Democracy Prevails Despite Billionaire Hoax. 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Goldberg? The guy behind the Russia hoax? The good people on both sides hoax? The yer famous grab em hoax? The ketchup on trump university dining hall steaks hoax? The orange skin tanning booth hoax? The real world rules challenge hoax? Trust the administration not these so-called journalists! 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 25/03/2025That’s certainly not to say that alternate universe was a successful one, that would be deceptive indeed. 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 25/03/2025He was in the trenches. War is ugly and cruel and horrific but this man wasn’t scared of the blood and guts. And also despite all the inhumanity, he loved and respected the bomb sniffing dogs. By God I never saw a man so love dogs as that bone spur cured parallel universe Don JT. 110 1
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I am one of a few who have actually traveled to alternate universes across time, and in one of those where Donald J. T. wasn’t hindered by bone spurs he was a war hero legit. And not said just by me in that parallel universe, many people were saying it. Bravest soldier ever, everyone agreed. 100 1
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Per DEI policy we must reduce minority employees by Monday. Really unfortunate situation and hopefully only temporary. Can somebody shoot me the names of all those folks in the Teams chat? Thanks! 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Can Congress at least agree to mandatory breathalyzer tests on Hegseth a couple times a day ? Hell they could even be classified. 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Is Nancy a bot? There’s no bubble to indicate she’s thinking milk /liver / fish. Just text pointers to the food. Then a shrink at the end interviews her. AI gone mad. Scary times we are in. 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Those may be different cats? Or maybe Nancy is projecting her own internal conflicts into this? Besides the dietary takes, one of the cats doesn’t have spots on their tail like the rest. Maybe Nancy has a serious dissociative disorder hence the psychiatrist visit-hope her and the cat(s) are okay. 010 1
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 19/03/2025It’s prescient and depressing. Thanks cartoon of the day. 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 19/03/2025It was the 50’s, Nancy thought smoking cigarettes was healthy, hence all the “puff” - ahead of its time 050 5
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 15/03/2025I think he almost went to a “Fight fight fight” response to convince crazies it was an assault against him 010 1
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Hope Chuck gets a good nights sleep and unfortunate if his book is banned by the DOE as its last official action before DOGE shuts them down completely 020 2
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 15/03/2025GOOD NIGHT COMRADE CHUCK GET SOME SLEEP I HOPE DOE BANS YOUR BOOK AS ITS LAST ACTION 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Did Trump say he’d advertise your book in front of the White House? 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Wow 4d chess chuck. So we are throwing in the towel it seems. Next 6 months will be fun times! Flee the country. Hope Canada and Greenland can help Americans more than you. 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Can you at least provide emigration advice for the huddled masses yearning to flee from this wretched refuse of liquidated democracy 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Can you at least provide emigration advice for the huddled masses yearning to flee from this wretched refuse of liquidated democracy 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Ketamine trolls aren’t even eligible to vote for 020 2
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Ketamine Elon and his wasted fraudulent abuusers coming soon to your city. Check the tour dates. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...theguardian.comSpaceX’s Starship explodes in second failure for Musk’s Mars programBack-to-back mishaps indicate big setbacks for program to launch satellites and send humans to the moon and Mars 010 1
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Literally toss some prime rib on the stage and watch scrambling of starving dudes who only got cheap maga leftovers 010 1
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 21/02/2025That’s you said or AI predicted ? Don’t give advice that way different world different people. People will be dying don’t be glib. 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Billionaire Elon doesn’t pay taxes. Billionaire Elon merrily slashes American jobs and benefits. So why should ordinary Americans continue to pay taxes to support Elon?! Update your W-4. 010 1
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Elon’s been so successful so fast he should go back to South Africa and DOGE them for a bit and leave us the hell alone 030 3
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Tomorrow if needed he’ll say it was intentional pure chaos theory genius, everything is a win win when nothing is stopping you 000 0
Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Imagine the psychological warp factor being a kid with Don Jr as your older brother role model … well, as just one example of unquantifiable craziness 000 0
