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Toots McGee

@faultyflapper.bsky.social
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Bills fan. Curmudgeon. Skin not orange tinted.

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Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Praying for Big Balls
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Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
How about a MAGA inverse Supersize Me style documentary where luminaries like Don jr, Steven Moore, scott Jennings et al who don’t produce exportable goods are featured in a documentary where they switch careers to work in American factories? Total win for Trump’s vision of the future.
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Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Would love to see Stephen Miller shipped off to El Salvador. It would be a super expedited process too as the ceremonial head shaving would take milliseconds.
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Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Hey all you Midwest farmers, , our big beautiful economic independence liberation dance party has begun! Turn all your produce machines to full on power and start cranking out more bananas and guac ASAP!!!
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Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Headline: Billionaire South African Immigrant Fails in Attempt to Bribe Voters in Wisconsin Supreme Court Race. Democracy Prevails Despite Billionaire Hoax.
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Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I am one of a few who have actually traveled to alternate universes across time, and in one of those where Donald J. T. wasn’t hindered by bone spurs he was a war hero legit. And not said just by me in that parallel universe, many people were saying it. Bravest soldier ever, everyone agreed.
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Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Can Congress at least agree to mandatory breathalyzer tests on Hegseth a couple times a day ? Hell they could even be classified.
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Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Can you at least provide emigration advice for the huddled masses yearning to flee from this wretched refuse of liquidated democracy
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Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Ketamine Elon and his wasted fraudulent abuusers coming soon to your city. Check the tour dates. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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SpaceX’s Starship explodes in second failure for Musk’s Mars program
Back-to-back mishaps indicate big setbacks for program to launch satellites and send humans to the moon and Mars
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Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Billionaire Elon doesn’t pay taxes. Billionaire Elon merrily slashes American jobs and benefits. So why should ordinary Americans continue to pay taxes to support Elon?! Update your W-4.
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Toots McGee @faultyflapper.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Elon’s been so successful so fast he should go back to South Africa and DOGE them for a bit and leave us the hell alone
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