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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

It's just a a joke. It's helps if you've watched TV in the UK.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

As a small 14 year old I was excellent when I was with the boys two years my junior. Did my confidence no end of good.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Panache is what the French call a shandy. Which always seems like something from Alan Partridge.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I used to work in Twickenham. Rugby Players are not human when seen in real life.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

His unusual fumbling in that England game is almost like a flaw in a Persian rug. England Vs France next year will beat a bigger contest on account of what happened. Especially if England are successful for the rest of this year.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

I doubt any country would choose to host her if she's dressed like that.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

I'd like her to leave. On the basis of that dress. It's embarrassing.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

I've met Jerry Guscott and Dean Richards.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Funnily billionaires and neoliberalism are causing me to decide to move to (my wife's home country) Sweden because we can't afford things like childcare here and life is more comfortable and convenient there.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Will Carling Harrison Ford FKA Twigs Gordon Ramsay Cleopatra

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Say what you like about Biden but he's a Seamus Heaney fan and Amanda Gorman read a beautiful poem and his inauguration.

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Charlotte @charlottor.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Starmer’s plan to show Adolescence in schools is nonsense. Why is the PM asking teenagers to ‘learn’ about their own experiences when he is proposing absolutely nothing by way of solutions to the problems that young people have no capacity to fix and he is the FUCKING PRINE MINISTER

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

I'm going to block a pro-israel person. I resent that they might garner a brief moment of satisfaction from this but this isn't twitter and I don't have the time.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Also, we've had years and years of cuts to the humanities and arts. Does she back that?

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

If that was their aim they'd not have financially backed Hamas.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Yes, they should just accept that they can't have their actual homes.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

When Palestinians go to the beach or the shop they risk being killed.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Absolutely, Israel has no constitution and undefined borders. Why should we expect them to respect the tenets of statehood or community.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

They accepted a two state solution recognising the 67 borders in 2017. Plus they don't have a singular ideology. No nation has a singular monolithic ideology.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

The Israelis don't even think Israel is keeping it's citizens safe.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Keep it's people safe/expand aggressively like a colonial project.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

That's quite literally a real map. In every sense. If you don't like it. It's still a map.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

147 of the 193 United Nations member states have recognized the State of Palestine and more pledge to do so, so it's fair to say Palestine will have a constitution, and recognised borders in the future.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

It's the story of of Bathsheba Everdene, a young woman who attracts the fancy of three very different men: steady, reliable Gabriel Oak, a shepherd; the unreliable Sergeant Troy, and the gentleman-farmer Boldwood. All three propose to her.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

I'm going to a Spa and Lunch in a nice Gothenburg restaurant on Good Friday which is what Jesus would have wanted.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

If it's Eid tomorrow I'll cook for about 60 people. If it's today I'll cook for 176 people. I wish a happy Eid Mubarak for all who celebrate but fingers crossed for. Quiet Monday.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

The men on queer eye dress in a boring and pedestrian way.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

I couldn't care less and didn't ask. Bold of you to admit you don't read American authors from the 1960s. Seems really stupid.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Classics like the Wizard of Earthsea?

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

When Golda Meir referred to herself as a Palestinian, what was that about?

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Blimey. When the Mormons come round do you give them donations?

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Fun fact. Copenhagen produces the world's best Hot Dogs.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Your regular reminder that a good deal of suffragettes joined the British Union of Fascists.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Hot Dogs in Copenhagen and good Galettes are exceptions.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

I keep hearing about her. Disproportionately over actors whose films I've seen and liked. I hear more about Gal Gadot than Isabella Rossellini and I love Conclave. I've never seen a Gal Gadot film in my life.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Very little food that you walk around with is better than food that you sit down to eat.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

He's going to get that down his top and regret his choice.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

I can't abide almost all Street food. Invariably you need to eat it sitting down and there's never anywhere to sit down or proper cutlery. Just imagine trying to eat that standing up. A burger, fair enough but he'll get that down his top and be a mess all afternoon. It's preposterous.

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Jack Faulkner @faulknercantsleep.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

You need to stop taking things so seriously and get away from the social media that's radicalising you.

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