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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩

@fattybearsteak.bsky.social
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Former Zap! webcomic writer. Current children's book writer. Future Ghost Rider. 💀🔥 Come watch us Streamin'@ www.youtube.com/@fattybearsteakgami… @piccolan on Twitter

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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone reminded me the other day of telling a non anecdote like this! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTUs6RMn9/
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That's less than an anecdote #peakyblinders #twitch #streamer #anecdote #funny #fail
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Can we please stop using the "Faahh!" Sound effect all the time?
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
"Love is an Open Door" is Frozen's Disney villain song and you don't even know it...
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Can we move on from the "FAHH!" sound on every video?
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I saw Hoppers one week early and I gotta say, it's not too bad. Although the third act was a bit to nonsensical and messy.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
It's really messed up how true this is. And how clear it is that LITERALLY all of this recent Trump shenanigans is just to deflect from Epstein.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Historical...
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Just finished Dragonball Daima finally... Why didn't Majin Duu absorb Majin Kuu and be strong and smart? I really liked Kuu. He was like if Krillin and Buu had a love child.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
People are talking about sportsball and i really just couldn't care less. 🤷
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I cant believe Im sitting in a theater watching Back to the Future, because its 40 years old. That makes ME over 40 years old. And if I went back 30 years like in the movie, it would be the 90s!
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Alt: Lethal Weapon is too old for this shit
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
People project a lot of human emotions on to cats when its clear they're just LOOKING at something normally.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
If they're mad over a few people happy that Kirk is dead, wait till Trump inevitably dies...
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Why the shit would Nintendo try to sell us a Virtual Boy again?
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Do Y'all remember when Vice President Quayle was primarily remembered as a stupid person because he once spelled potatoes wrong? That used to be the bar we had for our politicians.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Finally got around to watching Kpop Demon Hunters. It has its flaws, but its actually a pretty decent movie. I get the hype. 🤷
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Let's Riff LIVE (sorta) #rifftrax
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Okay. So Ive now seen Frieren and Solo Leveling. Frieren was robbed.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Emily and I did our first Escape Room for her birthday. Finished with 15 minutes to spare. 🎊🤷🎊
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
We're starting Chapter 3 of this parody comic. How are you all liking it so far? That’s assualt, kids. Not cool! #webcomic #parody #comic #funny #supernatural tmblr.co/ZWc0Ufhsgd0S...
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Calme Death (a Parody)
That's assualt, kids. Not cool! See a world of silence, HERE.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Crooooooooooow
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Something tells me you wont find trans women on Epstein's list...
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Now THERE'S a man who knows how to receive a star!
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Wait... So since Disney changed their mind about Kang, Ant-Man's freakout at the end of Quantumania means HE REALLY DID STOP KANG FROM HAPPENING IN THE SACRED TIMELINE! #ANTMAN
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Loot drop in World of Warcraft. Sounded like a funny insult and I like Self deprecating humor. 🤷
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
My posts that get the most likes are always the least I expect. And the ones I think are hilarious get crickets.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Protests are great and all, but can we actually DO something about this stuff? I feel like if the bad guys still cared that we are upset, we wouldn't be in this mess to begin with.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I can't wait for Disney to start doing animated remakes of these live action remakes.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Biden in front of Red lights? Fascist dictator coming to take your freedoms. Noem literally saying they will do a coup on elected officials in California? Apparently that's A- O.K.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
God I hope its good. Im dying for an actual funny comedy movie.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
How come protests only turn to riots when Trump is president? 🤔
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
So I finally gave Frieren a try and........ Its pretty good...
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Is there any feeling quite like finishing the last draft of your novel? #writers #authors #kidlit #lit #booksky #books #fantasy
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
If you leave your shopping cart out in the lot and don't put it in a cart corral, you are a BAD person.
This guy standing up in a crowd
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Okay, that's it. We're calling him Little Arthur from now on... youtube.com/shorts/ldUSh...
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I am a huge fan of Andor. I truly believe it is one of the best Star Wars series out there. #andor
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
All of chapter 2 of my parody comic is live! You can read it all now! Calmedeath.tumblr.com
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Billionaires existing is an example of our society FAILING not succeeding. Billionaires should not exist.
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I have made CHEESE BOYS
A photo of a sculpture made of colored Sculpey Clay. The sculpture is based on the Richard Scarry drawing of 6 mice riding in a car made out of a triangle block of yellow Swiss cheese. The little happy mice poke their heads out of the holes in the cheese. It's really cute imo, he popped off when he drew this one. The entire sculpture is about three inches long and fits in the artist's hand. Another angle of the same sculpture.Another angle of the same sculpture.The original drawing by Richard Scarry. It has words under it that read "Have you ever seen a cheese car on the highway?" No Richard, I haven't, but I would cry from joy if I did.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Does anyone else think its weird how much kid content online right now is Squid Game related? Like, the kids shouldn't have seen the show...
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
31 years ago today, this joke first aired on TV.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Well, ill be staying off the Internet for the entirety of tomorrow...
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Um ... I'd argue that you DON'T actually love movies...
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
In today's Calme Death (a parody), we have Chapter 2's title card. What a pun! #webcomic #comic #parody #wildelife #calmedeath calmedeath.tumblr.com/post/7756961...
Chapter 2: The Woof of Lol Street. A large woof on a porch asleep
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Who ordered the shit sandwich with everything on it?
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
In this Calme Death (a parody), Oliver and Shmoopy discuss wolves vs woofs... #webcomic #comic #parody #wildelife #calmedeath #magical calmedeath.tumblr.com/post/7756960...
Parody comic strip of a man and a ghost discussing woofs
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Listen, I haven't cried at a Disney thing in a long time, but Laurie getting a run in the finale of Win or Lose got me teary.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 28/02/2025
The attack on DEI shows why liberals should stop arguing about "strategic" use of language forever. DEI stands for three uncontroversial virtues that most every American accepts, and the right still turned it into a vile slur. It doesn't matter what you say - they will poison it because YOU said it.
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Chapter 2 of Calme Death (a parody) begins here, with some deep thoughts and hard thuds. #webcomic #parody #wildelife #calmedeath tmblr.co/ZWc0Ufh3qncr...
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Well, this explains why my eggs always come out wrong...
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Chris Layfield 🐻 🥩 @fattybearsteak.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
My greatest claim to fame? I have TWO entries on the Urban Dictionary.
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