Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 16hAzgalazgus, second-tier bewitcher Dark Fulkron, third-rank priest of the moth cult Jack Chop, sargent second-class Mith, footpad 010
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026#OSR Year's gaming, thru Sept: 136 Sessions, 59 GM’d, 77 played; 34 players, 28 co-players & 8 GMs; 18 Systems (Liminal Horror, Death in Space, BSH, Glaive, OSE, 5E, DG, Honey Heist, Maze Rats, Obligatory Sample Rules, Stay Frosty, Knave, WutC, Beyond the Wall, Mausritter, FIST, Cairn, Nimble) 110
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Please enjoy my turgidly-paced, uncinematic, rules-heavy, nothingpunk Fantasy RPG. Now on digital shelves nowhere! #OSR 150
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Glad I decided to run Willowby Hall because it forced me to start painting my cyclops. WIP #minipainting #OSR 1161
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026last 4 rulesets •Nimble •Obligatory Sample Ruleset •Wolves upon the Coast •5E last 4 adventures •Willowby Hall •Some Zzarchov filler •WutC •Shadow of the Dragon Queen Ask tomorrow & it'll be different 030
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026#WolvesUponTheCoast per @jmakula87.bsky.social "I shall shit my pants!" (2 hp) 011
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I contributed to the survey; more personal data: 5e GM: 95 sessions, 1 death; 77, 0. 5e Player: 0 deaths, campaigns of 54, 51+, 40ish, 30ish x2, 20ish x2. OSE GM: 54, 9; 15, 4. Player: 71+, 2; 46, 13; 20ish, 2. MoSh GM: 5, 3. Black Sword Hack GM: 26, 3. DCC GM: 19, 7; 10, 3. LotFP GM: 14, 5. 110
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 06/09/2026#minipainting #WutC 20 “shaved” and mounted, 6 primed, 6 painted, 12 based, 20 varnished, all today. 251
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 06/09/2026*God's Teeth* is over after almost 45 hours of play, some dozens of sanity points dropped, 5 bonds fractured, a player lost to marriage, 2 Jehovah's Witnesses ruses, an NFL game taken in, 1 Nazi pedophile groin-shot, and a concluding suicidal victory. #deltagreen @jmakula87.bsky.social 210
Reposted by Fats DurstonChris Baker @chrisbaker1337.bsky.social · 29/08/2026One last look inside Tippett Studio. The legendary f/x house is closing, and its models, props & precious artifacts are being sold off. I spent a day inside the workshop, surrounded by Star Wars, RoboCop, Jurassic Park & decades of handmade movie magic. www.popculturalprecursors.com/p/one-last-l... 5777306
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 30/08/2026(O) #D&D w/o context: "Maybe a few little Fingals running around." "You can give up just one eyeball, Knut." "Have any of you seen *Fistful of Dollars*?" "Not our first rodeo with a naked man in the wilderness." "We stuff the corpse back in." "Hopefully, the wolf scent will scare off any animals." 020
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Feeling seen … though I have five almost weekly campaigns going (GM in one) & will start running one late September … 70, 49, 14, 12, and 8 sessions in duration with 55, 90, 50, 100, 100 percent attendance on my end. 001
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#D&D (Wolves upon the Coast) w/o (much) context: "Like Spanish Castilians?" "I revenge ram him for bonking me." "The Romans will never take this place!" "I punch myself in the throat." "We'd love an escort." "Do you consider the king a bandit?" "What things do you find in a grave?"-"Grave things." 000
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 21/08/2026In case you’re wondering what the School District of Philadelphia is providing its teachers for student supplies at year’s start: 010
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I said that the “painless” coup in Venezuela was going to lead to disastrous foreign adventures in the immediate future. 020
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Time for a new generation of trust-busters in American politics, yeah? 000
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 11/08/2026One month left To varnish: 5 To base (& varnish): 22 Half-painted: 5 Primed: 14 Unreadied, but whole: Lots To assemble: 7 #minipainting 120
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Brain, 11:00 pm: Ah, nothing tomorrow, we can sleep in. Body, 5:30 am: You know, the hyenas begin their movements at dawn. 010
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Painting nudes this morning #minipainting #wolvesuponthecoast 0101
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Your history is gone. It was taken from you, or you from it. Now your master lies dead in the bottom of a raiding vessel, equipped for adventure. You are free. 010
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 26/07/2026#WutC #OSR w/o context "Wait, you're not eunuchs?!" "No, you can't have our food." "Don't think we want to sleep on barrow island." "It's the donut-that-saved-the-monorail-sized." "The dragon will guard 'our' treasure while we find a bigger boat." "Let's throw a big rock to honor his sacrifice." 000
Reposted by Fats DurstonInvalid.Handle @mick13a.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I found my first D&D character mini from the early 80's. Lemmy the Lost, he was a magic user I used for a couple of games but not a campaign. Throughout the 80's he made guest appearances in games that I gm'd 🙂 #D&D #rpg #nerdlings #tabletopgames #tabletopgaming #AD&D 0253
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 22/07/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqMh... #minipainting #RPG 172
Reposted by Fats DurstonColin Alexander @colincalexander.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Eat your heart out, Hemingway 191325267
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 19/07/2026#OSR #WutC w/o context (mostly): "Speak our names from the mountaintops!"--"There are no mountains on this island!" "I don't love that [spike in the chest] for you, Bill." I mime belly laughing. "Those are concerningly large paw prints." "Aiming for the Axhole." "Smells like dogshit."--"Perceptive." 020
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Primed and drybrushed a figure--so I could see the details to paint them--and it looked so cool, I stopped there and did 3 more minis. Looks like a #shadowdark party: T, MU, F, C. Will probably use them for pick-up games where players know they want a particular class. #OSR #miniaturepainting 150
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Haiti: first eliminated in whole Cup Panama: 0 GF, 0 pts Curaçao: -8 GD, 1 pt Canada: eliminated 0-3 in playoff Mexico: knocked out w/a half vs. 10 men #USMNT: still the most embarrassing exit for CONCACAF #WorldCup26 010
Reposted by Fats Durstonianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 21/06/2026you know what it's like, a few Sunday beers with the lads down at the Oratory Church and then you're off raiding 624330
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Half-year TTRPG Report: 84 Sessions: 36 GM’d & 48 played; 22 players, 20 co-players & 6 GMs; 13 Systems (Liminal Horror, Death in Space, Black Sword Hack, Glaive, OSE, 5E, Delta Green, Honey Heist, Maze Rats, Obligatory Sample Rules, Stay Frosty, Knave, WutC). 11 modules run 7 modules played 050
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 28/06/2026#WolvesUponTheCoast w/o context "I could chain the angry statue to my neck." "If we're gonna piss off some druids..." "I will find the person throwing these rocks and kill them." "I am not going to shove my sword in that shit, how hard were you hit in the head?" "I move his final poo onto the pile." 110
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Spending hours after today's soccer match to workshop my Charles the Bald payoff payback joke. 000
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Anthropeum.com · Jun 23 2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨🟥🟩🟦🟥🟩 62,109 · top 45% of players today!anthropeum.comAnthropeumA daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank. 000
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 21/06/2026#D&D (Wolves Upon The Coast) w/no more context: "We're free now, we don't have to be raiders!"--"Maybe the town will point us in the right direction to raid targets." "We're here to trade blubber!" "I am *not* going to tell them you rode the whale." "This is when imposter syndrome sets in." 010
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 30/05/2026TTRPG so far, 2026: 67 Sesh: 32 GM’d, 35 played; 20 players, 15 coplayers & 5 GMs; 11 Systems (Liminal Horror, Death in Space, Black Sword Hack, Glaive, OSE, 5E, Delta Green, Honey Heist, Maze Rats, Obligatory Sample Rules, Stay Frosty) Modules: 9 run (1 own), 5 played (2 unpub'd) 14 minis painted 110
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Finally back to finishing minis. The high school company. Do you need a cult taken over? #minipainting 191
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Need to prep a one-shot for Thursday (and probably do some real-life maintenance), but all I want to do is re-read *Wolves upon the Coast.* 100
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 16/05/2026*Wolves upon the Coast* is a pleasure to read (unusual for modules/settings), but I will need to fix the rivers on the map before I can run it. (Worse than Middle Earth's...) #osr 010
Reposted by Fats DurstonBryan Cogman @bryancogman.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I wasn't going to participate in the whole #GoT15 thing, cuz... well, I don't work for HBO anymore (haha) but I owe the show and its fans so much, I thought I'd post a bit about the first episode I wrote - 104: 'Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things'... which premiered 15 years ago today... (cont) 636278
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 08/05/2026#d&d w/o context "We built this city--" "So, you're Jefferson Flying City?" "Flying city?! That totally solves the sewage problem!"--"Is that why call the area it flew in 'The Wasteland'?" "What do you say we get out of here, horse?" "Is there a gallows? To look at, as a tourist..." "It was rusty!" 010
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 30/04/2026"Plea from a Cat Named Virtute" "If You Want Me To Stay" "Say Nothing" Bad Bad Hats "Philadelphia" Standard Fare "JUDAS SONG" Big Special "The Deeper In" Drive-By Truckers "Cannonball" "Block Rockin Beats" "Right on for the Darkness" "Divorce Song" 000
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 30/04/2026#OSR #D&D w/o context You are twice gaseoused. Pickled fungus! It’s been restful–except for the guy cut in half. Are there any burrs? Are any coasters thrown in the corner? Fish food for the brain. Now I have room to grieve. I wanna try to fish out the body? They're *fascinated* toothy penises. 121
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 29/04/2026D&D w/o context: "What are you, European?" "Everyone levels up *but* my horse?!"--"He's not a character!"--"Quiet, he's *right here*!"--"Look, you're the knucklehead that brought a horse to a fireball fight." "Do we hear ribbits?" "Do any of the mice look jacked?" "Get in here, we got a brethren--" 000
Fats Durston @fatsdurston.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Tabs currently open on the ol' laptop: My Dental Benefits, Delta Green--God's Teeth Running Notes, Google Calendar, Synonyms for Clusterfuck 010
