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The Fat Man

@fatman.bsky.social
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Capitalism sucks. Market socialism rules. Known to post about football, beer, flags, boardgames, rugby, dad shit, politics, lacrosse, and maps. I make lots of typos and won't apologize for it.

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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 11h
Yeah that follow up post makes it less likely to be a joke to me. Idk though. Maybe just showing real commitment to the bit.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But what about commending her dad for finding a new song? Does he not deserve praise too?
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A real conversation I just had with the 2 year old kiddo 2.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a lot of reasons I'm excited to be back in our house next week. But living that bidet life again is pretty high on the list.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a VT fan same.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All donors should be named. Not just foreign.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got it. I didn't know that about MLB postseason.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What portion of these broadcasts are national? Like are some of the cable games actually reaching more households compared to more regional free tv broadcasts?
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My wife had to buy a thermometer since we don't know where ours is. The literal only option at the CVS requires you to download an app and register an account with PID to work. Like wtf are we even doing here?
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just heard someone take a loud poop in the work bathroom, then walk out without washing their hands. I have at least one psychotic coworker.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The double roof is certainly a choice.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a pretty accurate depiction of something a kid that age would do, or at least try to do, in my experience.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know more than a few stay at home parents who have their little kids in at least some form of daycare.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have an engineering degree. I've worked across 3 different industries in technical roles. I hold engineering certifications in two different countries. Everyone should study history. And math. And art. And science. And languages. And yes, engineering. It's called being well rounded.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why does the rural maga town up by my in-laws place have better public and private facilities for kids? Like this soft play is nicer than anything within a 30 min drive of my house.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gut wrenching yes. But also deeply Freo.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait. There's a body fat minimum? Interesting.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There used to be a professional rugby league with teams in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Argentina, and Japan. It probably wins for the most insane geography for a league.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did I throw a bomb into the group chat by lamenting how the Luddites legacy should be one of labor activism, not anti tech sentiment? Yes. Did I expect the RW dude in the chat to immediately come in with "but mah property rights"? Also yes. And I'd fucking do it again.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FOTW will probably be willing to help with hosting.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know what Trump's fucked up voter suppression can't stop? My electronically delivered, printed, and then drop box placed ballot. Get fucked fascists.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
School tests your politics and philosophy in a way nothing else really does. And as someone who is the product of, and proudly supports, public schools I feel like I've failed this test with my kids. But they're doing so so well. It's very hard.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ugh. I'm so sorry you have to deal with that solo.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The MLS never gets into popular consciousness. And it's a sustained successful league. So to apply that to a one off game, not surprising it got 0 coverage really. I think this means nothing for the RWC. We love a big event, and I think with decent marketing behind it people will get into it.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
To be honest I think that's ok. If we compare the recent soccer world cup to the day to day coverage for the MLS(arguably our 5th most popular league)it's night and day. The world cup dominated sports coverage and broke into mainstream news. It was dominating non-sports people's conversations.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am a rugby fan who lives in Baltimore. Went to the game. It got decent local coverage, but still struggled to break through a very crowded sports calendar. My sports obsessed MiL said "oh yeah I saw something about that" when she heard I went. As for national coverage? I saw 0.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh God. This is something SharePoint actually does well imho. Everything else? Trash. So much of office is "does one or two things so well, but tries to do 15 things".
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The only thing info in browser windows is click open I'm app. And in ever menu I can find I've set it to default to open in app. I'm browser or teams or whatever office windows are the devil.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Guess what showed up in my house again today?
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mostly feeling bad. Though that's a bit short term related to not living in my house during construction.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Kiddo 2 decided to push a laundry basket with kiddo 1 sitting in it around the kitchen this morning. Did I give her advice about staying low and chopping her feet? Goddamn right I did. Alas as of right now she's not really coachable. Probably needs to take a few more L's before she is more open.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm convinced the only reason Ginger outs up with Cookie's antics is that Cookie is the money behind the food truck.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Half a dozen crabs, some beers, and an ear of corn have fixed a solid 30% of my problems. Or at least enough for them to not worry me till tomorrow.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
On it like he's a kebab?
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm probably late to this cuz I don't watch nearly as much football as I used to. But that Baylor wr who just dropped a TD. He's the first player I remember seeing wearing a guardian cap in a game. Is this more of a thing now?
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
VT plays them from time to time cuz in state stuff and I hate it. Legitimizing those bigots is something no public institution should do.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Also props to the Bokke fan in the crowd shot working on his pitcher of beer. I see you brother.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Wanna talk about a power run game? Watch the Springboks rolling maul that just got them a try. Doesn't get more powerful than that.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In-laws tv room once the kids go down for naps/quiet time. Still haven't been able to convince the 5 year old that watching football is fun alas.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Waiting for the noon games to kickoff and dorm wanna watch Game day? Get yourself to Rugby Pass TV(it's free and on Prime) to watch the rubber match between the All Blacks and Springboks.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Basically what I'm saying is call it community building and you'll get more buy in.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My wife has a whole theory on building community that basically revolves around furniture in front yards. I think she got it from an article or something? We haven't done it yet ourselves, aside from a bucket swing in one tree, but even that small change has led to more neighborly interactions.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When I'm dictator two of my minor policies will be mandatory shade at all playgrounds and mandatory toddler seats in all bathrooms.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My Instagram feed has decided that I need to see a lot of content about the World Nomadic Games currently happening in Kyrgyzstan. I had no idea this was even a thing 5 days ago.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hella yeah flavor pouch!
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hope you're having a correct brand of taco packet that will contribute to my bonus.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh yeah. It was rough. But managed to get her calmed down and some food in her and after only a bit more of a rock than normal she's down. She actually asked to go into her crib. Shit was crazy.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We're entering a war of attrition bedtime for kiddo 2. No nap at daycare, and ptfo in the car for 20 min on the drive home. This may take all night to get her down.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is already happening in coding. I've witnessed it a bit in myself and have started to sketch out algorithms in long hand before asking an LLM to generate the exact code to fight it.
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The Fat Man @fatman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The fact that Trump has decided soft power isn't good enough and wants everything to be hard power is a really impressive misstep. And unsurprising for his fascist diapered ass.
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