Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 2hFinally seeing some leftists on here that haven't completely filled their skulls with dog shit. I might be a fucking moron but I'm at least smart enough to not indulge in tankie shit. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 3hYou're sorry you got caught saying the quiet part out loud. Just another bad person masquerading as a good person while complaining that the wrong people are dying, not that people are dying. 010
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 3hBecause they don't like Jews. That is the reason. It does not help prevent the genocide of Palestinians and it will not bring any Palestinians back to life. It is a slur for Jewish people used by people who are antisemitic for the purpose of denigrating Jewish people. 150
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 3hI miss seeing tiny lizards every time I leave the house like I did in Florida. It was like I was Cinderella, they were the cute mice, and the citizens of Seminole were the stepsisters. My wife is the prince if for no other reason than she's royalty and willing to touch my feet. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026As someone who generally votes third party, the 2024 general was the absolute dumbest time to teach Dems a lesson and STILL claiming you made the right call makes you a monster who owns a bigger share of what's happening than you'll ever admit. Fuck you and your bloody hands. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I can't find it but I swear Peter Bagge drew Bakker and it looked more like him than a Bagge drawing should. It might be because Bakker himself kinda looked like a cartoon. Anyway, a heartfelt "oh well" to the news of his death. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Can anyone at JoS. A. Back tell me how much this advertisement cost them? 000
Reposted by Wiggle Butt Von BauermeisterDanielle Froom 🏳️🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"First time Trump voter" five days after the January 6th Coup attempt: 261520326
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Dem candidate: "Fuck trans people! I hate 'em!" Transphobe voter: "Hmm. Can't vote for a Dem. They love those trans people. Guess I'll vote Republican again since I'm barely human and exist only to hurt others." Dem pundit: "We need this guy's vote." 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you are wanting to leave Windows but are nervous about trying Linux, don't be. I'll tell you right now it's a bitter divorce that forces you to learn new, complicated ways to do things that were once automated. On the other hand, any amount of work to stick it to Microsoft is worth it. 010
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Are The Vikings fucking with everyone by not scoring and just daring opposing teams to score a TD on Flores' defense? 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Don't forget that a lot of them are evil, not stupid. They see someone like Pretti get ammo dumped in the back after being disarmed and they enjoy that. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Got blocked instantly by someone and remembered I'm on a couple block lists for being against genocide but not using enough racist language against Jewish people to convince dumbfuck tankies. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Alert my family that I have changed my wishes for funeral and burial to include slicing me up and turning my coffin into a tasty looking bento box. 010
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'll never understand why CK didn't kill himself when we all found out what a loser he is. NGL, I would have paid to see it and have a guilt-free laugh with him one more time. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Comedians that complain about "woke" are simply telling you that they're out of ideas and no longer remember how to be funny. 041
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If dudes aren't pissing directly onto the public toilet seat, they're making the stall their personal long term habitat. Eat a fucking salad and stop pretending the seat is your mother's mouth. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Still the most terrifying movie I'll ever see. Division, poor communication, ignorance, and ego. The zombies are kinda scary too. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mike Johnson promises even more shit in Trump's diaper. Bigger turds, the best poops. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Beer make stupid? No believe! 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I only played through Dark Souls 2 once. Is there really a jester helm I could have rocked? This information combines with the twin blades to fuck my shit all up. Will have to play again, even if it cuts into my DS1 and 3 playtime. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nothing makes you feel better about pirating a broadcast than an AI animation. Steal as much as you can from corporations, give as much as you can to actual artists. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just saw an anti Lisa Demuth ad and, while I get it and agree, the ad was sloppy and poorly executed. Not sure what part of "Anything Trump related isn't even politics anymore" the people running against Republicans don't understand. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh man. Is this a thing? Why are people so obsessed with doing loser shit for assholes? I know at least one shop owner who will straight up not carry this product. I'm not in a position of power so, once again, I'm polishing my slapping hand. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Dems "What's something people absolutely fucking hate about Republicans?" Someone "That they're weird and hateful about trans people." Dems "Perfect. We will also be weird and hateful about trans people. It's clearly the only way to win." 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why would you even bother being alive if this is what you're doing with your life? (I am, of course, referring to Overton and certainly not Rupar.) 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wishing all Republicans a very happy mass spontaneous combustion that will never be explained but will be greatly appreciated. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Some dude was getting beat on so I searched up how the guy doing the beating has bad breath sometimes and made up some other stuff about him to make him look bad. I'm helping! 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Anyone else watching Matt LaFleur's last game as Green Bay's head coach? 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sports injuries will compel people to say wonderful things about their most bitter rivals. I've seen zero complimentary posts about J6's knee injury. Mostly seeing a lot of laughing react gifs. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Lol sorry you're finding out Ed Sheeran, like most pop stars, is a vacant slice of nothing. 001
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Got a couple of mailers sent from the Republican party of Florida to my house in Kentucky. Not forwarded, printed with my Kentucky address. Are they asking me to commit election fraud or are they just incompetent enough to ask people in KY to vote in FL? Anyway, I hope they die soon. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026People tripping over themselves to be thought of as an ally is so hilariously pathetic. What the fuck do I care if anyone likes me or not? I don't speak up on shit that bugs me because I think it's gonna make me friends. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026PS5: Cool gadget with smooth interface. Since stopping payments, I get brought to a checkout page when I start Dark Souls. PC: It literally only does what I tell it to do. I'm Gepetto up in this piece. Inconvenient as hell, even more obedient. Dark Souls has nothing to say but "yes sir". 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Does he hear the prayers of children getting their mouths raped by priests or is he pretending not to hear because the words are too muffled? Fuck every Pope to ever live. Get your fucking flock in line or eat a bullet. In fact, do both. I grew up in this useless religion for assholes. 100
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026One thing I miss about Minnesota is getting a bloody Mary with a beer back. Sure, I can just order a beer and I do but it's not the same. 001
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The ADL absolutely sucks but listening to people blame them for antisemitism reminds me of Republicans during Trump's first term complaining about the woke left making them racist. If you are racist, it is because you choose to be so and it is no one else's fault. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026One of those sick fucks from Clays Mill Baptist Church in Lexington, KY decided it was okay to walk onto my property and put their pervert literature in my mailbox. Keep your pedophile shit away form my family. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Vikings down by a score with their backup QB going against a favored Green Bay team. I don't mean to disrespect Green Bay but y'all are aware you might not win this game, yeah? You should but you might not. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sam Darnold leaving with an injury after the first series of the year is just about the worst way to kickoff an NFL season. 010
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Football returns in ten minutes and we even got a little Mike Tomlin beforehand. I am grateful for this drop of water during the world inferno. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Thinking about those weirdos who wore MAGA hats to my cousin's funeral as well as bringing their dog with a MAGA collar. I tried to mentally manifest them dead and my cousin alive but it didn't work. :( 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Saw the movie Buddy last night and enjoyed it immensely. Of all things, it reminded me of Phantasm. 001
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Enjoying the trend of chuds traveling to our moving to the Twin Cities to openly be terrible people and then complaining online about how Minnesota doesn't like fuckheads. 000
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Harris didn't deserve the presidency and the only way to teach that uppity black woman a lesson was to ensure a victory for someone observably worse than her in every way, shape and form. 010
Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Looking forward to football putting a more normal spin on my day drinking. 000
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