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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister

@fatfreddyspat.bsky.social
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Just your average, all-American fuckbag who eats ice cream and shits bullets. I play a lot of Team Fortress 2. More than is healthy.

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The Dax Symbiont 🏴🏳️‍⚧️🌲🇵🇸 @thedaxsymbiont.bsky.social · 7h
I did a bit of leg work to make sure this is accurate. He claims he lives in Jersey city on his substack but he actually lives about 15 miles outside Jersey city. This is 100% legal and protected by the first amendment. As would be sending him love letters or other fun packages.
Michael C Tracey
9 Glenwood Way, West Caldwell, NJ
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Last updated September 2026
# Age 38 years old (Aug, 1988)
E Alias Michael Clifford Tracey, Mike J Tracey
& Phone (201) 615-6612
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 8h
Mike Johnson promises even more shit in Trump's diaper. Bigger turds, the best poops.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Beer make stupid? No believe!
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I only played through Dark Souls 2 once. Is there really a jester helm I could have rocked? This information combines with the twin blades to fuck my shit all up. Will have to play again, even if it cuts into my DS1 and 3 playtime.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nothing makes you feel better about pirating a broadcast than an AI animation. Steal as much as you can from corporations, give as much as you can to actual artists.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just saw an anti Lisa Demuth ad and, while I get it and agree, the ad was sloppy and poorly executed. Not sure what part of "Anything Trump related isn't even politics anymore" the people running against Republicans don't understand.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh man. Is this a thing? Why are people so obsessed with doing loser shit for assholes? I know at least one shop owner who will straight up not carry this product. I'm not in a position of power so, once again, I'm polishing my slapping hand.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dems "What's something people absolutely fucking hate about Republicans?" Someone "That they're weird and hateful about trans people." Dems "Perfect. We will also be weird and hateful about trans people. It's clearly the only way to win."
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why would you even bother being alive if this is what you're doing with your life? (I am, of course, referring to Overton and certainly not Rupar.)
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wishing all Republicans a very happy mass spontaneous combustion that will never be explained but will be greatly appreciated.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some dude was getting beat on so I searched up how the guy doing the beating has bad breath sometimes and made up some other stuff about him to make him look bad. I'm helping!
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyone else watching Matt LaFleur's last game as Green Bay's head coach?
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sports injuries will compel people to say wonderful things about their most bitter rivals. I've seen zero complimentary posts about J6's knee injury. Mostly seeing a lot of laughing react gifs.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lol sorry you're finding out Ed Sheeran, like most pop stars, is a vacant slice of nothing.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got a couple of mailers sent from the Republican party of Florida to my house in Kentucky. Not forwarded, printed with my Kentucky address. Are they asking me to commit election fraud or are they just incompetent enough to ask people in KY to vote in FL? Anyway, I hope they die soon.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People tripping over themselves to be thought of as an ally is so hilariously pathetic. What the fuck do I care if anyone likes me or not? I don't speak up on shit that bugs me because I think it's gonna make me friends.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
PS5: Cool gadget with smooth interface. Since stopping payments, I get brought to a checkout page when I start Dark Souls. PC: It literally only does what I tell it to do. I'm Gepetto up in this piece. Inconvenient as hell, even more obedient. Dark Souls has nothing to say but "yes sir".
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does he hear the prayers of children getting their mouths raped by priests or is he pretending not to hear because the words are too muffled? Fuck every Pope to ever live. Get your fucking flock in line or eat a bullet. In fact, do both. I grew up in this useless religion for assholes.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One thing I miss about Minnesota is getting a bloody Mary with a beer back. Sure, I can just order a beer and I do but it's not the same.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The ADL absolutely sucks but listening to people blame them for antisemitism reminds me of Republicans during Trump's first term complaining about the woke left making them racist. If you are racist, it is because you choose to be so and it is no one else's fault.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of those sick fucks from Clays Mill Baptist Church in Lexington, KY decided it was okay to walk onto my property and put their pervert literature in my mailbox. Keep your pedophile shit away form my family.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
lol lmfao
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Vikings down by a score with their backup QB going against a favored Green Bay team. I don't mean to disrespect Green Bay but y'all are aware you might not win this game, yeah? You should but you might not.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sam Darnold leaving with an injury after the first series of the year is just about the worst way to kickoff an NFL season.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Football returns in ten minutes and we even got a little Mike Tomlin beforehand. I am grateful for this drop of water during the world inferno.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thinking about those weirdos who wore MAGA hats to my cousin's funeral as well as bringing their dog with a MAGA collar. I tried to mentally manifest them dead and my cousin alive but it didn't work. :(
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saw the movie Buddy last night and enjoyed it immensely. Of all things, it reminded me of Phantasm.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Enjoying the trend of chuds traveling to our moving to the Twin Cities to openly be terrible people and then complaining online about how Minnesota doesn't like fuckheads.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Looking forward to football putting a more normal spin on my day drinking.
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Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Final Fantasy VI @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Has anyone ever drawn or photoshopped the goatse anus onto Iron Man's chest?
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you need a gussied up Arch based Linux distro, Cachy or Garuda are better options than FashFuckOS. Oops! I meant Omarch Ass Buster.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's crazy how corrupt politicians lie about everything except that one thing that allows me to soak in my biases.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Talked to the wife about our upcoming fantasy draft and we agree that Puka Nacua is simply too stupid to draft at his current ADP.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Guys! I got the tattoo on my chest of myself with an erection strangling a child to death removed! You can vote for me now!"
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Getting a perm will be the final step in the process of morphing into a perfect replica of my father. Well, the second to final step before cremation.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
wack
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm discovering that Republicans don't enjoy being told to "get cancer". Will be saying it more often until I find a manner of death through suffering that somehow outclasses cancer.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wife got me a pretty sweet keyboard. She knows I enjoy gaming but I hope she never finds out how bad I am at it. These kids are kicking my fucking ass out there.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Does anyone remember a parody of this song with the lyrics "My name is Puka. I threw up on the floor."?
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh man. I hit my head extra hard and my skull cracked and some brains leaked onto my backyard. I put most of it back in but I didn't wash my hands and there was some dog shit that got mixed in and now I wanna watch a bunch of Zack Snyder movies.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was incredibly moved by Natalie Harp's letters of admiration to our President. Every paragraph feels like the verse of some beautiful song that tells its listeners "You don't ever gotta feel bad for this horrible fucking ghoul or her diaper-filling boss."
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You ever tell your Chihuahua that he's a special boy then give him little kisses all over his face? It's great. IMPORTANT: Do not attempt this with someone else's Chihuahua. Only your own Chihuahua and only under hip hop supervision.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's gonna be a gas when the increasing number of nations hostile to the U.S. start posting photos of our dead soldiers with the GTA "wasted" graphic slapped on 'em.
howtogeek.com
The US says you can play GTA 6 for four days if you reenlist with the Army
What's a few years of service in return for playing the hottest game of the decade?
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The bigger the flag, the darker the secret and the greater disdain for those living under said flag.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yes! I have blocked one and only one term and that is "loli". Get that shit away from me. I should add this too.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Been about a year since I've had Windows on any of my computers. I don't miss it. I'm fortunate to not need it professionally & privileged to have a couple devices to try distros on. If you have a device you don't rely on for work, highly recommend trying a different OS.
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Wiggle Butt Von Bauermeister @fatfreddyspat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have personally sent several letters to President Trump professing my attraction to him and desire to meet privately with no phones or security detail to get in the way of our love.
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Michael Kupperman @mkupperman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Frog & Scorpion, again. Will these two ever learn?
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