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hoodie full of spiders

@fatalizm.net
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Friend to all cats and most spiders. she/her | Philadelphian in Upstate NY | 💀 fatalizm.net 👁️ ✒️Writing queer modern folklore: monsters in love. talking animals. bee magic. the origin of domestic cats in the Americas. nightmare traipsing. 🕷️

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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 16h
Great news! Horace has gained weight since his previous vet appointments and he's looking healthier for real and not just in my hopeful imagination. Will get test results later today or tomorrow to confirm but I am so relieved. Stress levels immediately down by like 15%.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 04/10/2026
I did it. I got the outside Halloween decorations up at the beginning of October. Now I just need to get some mums for the planters. 🎃👻💀🕷️
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 30/09/2026
These hydrangeas we planted two years ago bloomed this unexpected bright magenta-y purple this year. Some of them are darker, almost like a red wine color. I swear they were a much paler pink last year, but I'm into it. I hope they get huge and cover the whole back section of the yard. 🤞
A large, bright purpley-pink hydrangea bloom.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 23/09/2026
Yes, and?
Cover art for the TaleSpin nintendo game featuring Baloo in a bomber jacket and fetching cap and scarf over a globe and a swooping plane on a cloud background, looking like a suave and capable pilot.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 21/09/2026
Still thinking about hazelnoot
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 17/09/2026
Oops! The part where the handsome black and tan tabby so obviously misses me, his beloved housemate, seems to have been left out of the alt text. :p
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 13/09/2026
Hazelnut in Dutch is hazelnoot and I think that is the cutest and would be a great name for a pet.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 13/09/2026
Today I hung out on a cool houseboat my uncle's friend built himself. We had homemade jam and mocktails with syrup from their blackberry harvest. (Zo lekker!) Then coffee with other friends at the now mostly empty house. It's been good to chill after so much organizing and cleaning.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 11/09/2026
I drove my uncle's car with its Dutch display text and strange icons and even weirder controls to get lunch and go to the hardware and grocery stores and we survived. 🥇🏆💪
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 09/09/2026
Good morning, ladies.
Field of cows enjoying their breakfast in the sun.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 07/09/2026
Everyone speaks so cruelly of the distraught onion man tasked with holding his brethren as they await the chopping block. But his sorrow speaks to me.
White ceramic onion with a man's crying face. His open frown and a little hole in his pointed head/hat allow for air flow. A single tear forever on his cheek. A treasure.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 07/09/2026
Approx four million gorgeous teapots in my uncle's home and this wretched thing was his daily driver. (He did use the cool ones for company, at least.) New rule: Use your nice things yourself.
Lime green ceramic teapot with THEE across the front in a basic serif font, sitting on a star shaped warmer with a tea light candle. I hate it.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 06/09/2026
Holy shit there are thousands of books in the little apartment next to the garage. In a dozen languages, about languages, the history of languages, learning Dutch, German, English, Spanish, Japanese... and I'm not through a quarter of them. What do I do with them all?
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 06/09/2026
Was awake for over 24 hours and tried to reset by staying up until this time zone's normal bedtime for, like, kids at least, but then was thwarted by the world's loudest mosquito three hours ago. It is 6am. The mosquito is tireless and insatiable and has my respect.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 05/09/2026
I'm helping my mom clean & pack up my Uncle Fred's house in the Netherlands. I'm gonna make a thread of things that make me smile even though this is rough. First up: photos. There are thousands of photos & slides from decades of travels and good times.
Three color photos on a wooden tabletop of my Uncle Fred looking cool as hell in the 70s. He is a white man with long dark hair and black framed glasses, and some hip fashions, like a dark suit and a leather jacket.Black and white photo of my uncle Fred smiling at the camera resting his head on his hand, leaning on a table. He is shirtless and wearing a watch.Black and white 1970s photo of my uncle Andy smiling at a table holding a cigarette and wearing a robe looking very suave and a bit like a movie star.B/w 60s photo of my uncle Fred and his bestie. She's in a long hippie dress and he's in bells with a cool jacket. They're leaving a hotel during one of their many adventures.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 26/08/2026
My city contracted a service to trim the trees encroaching on power lines. Yes, sure, do that without destroying them, thank you. But can we also bring in an arborist to do something about the blight that has spread across the local trees and caused a premature Autumn leaf fall in August?
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 25/08/2026
Oh no
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 14/08/2026
Look at these cool lino prints. 👁️ Can you guess which one called to me the loudest? AND And and there's a book about folklore? Yesssss
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 14/08/2026
Yooo this is so good!! I knew it would be and you know I love being correct! 🙏
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 03/08/2026
I've not kept a gratitude journal but if I did it would be mostly "very glad the bathrooms have regular doors."
Cat muzzle peeking through very slight gap in wooden pocket doors
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 25/07/2026
Horace investigating the cool new nightlight less than a minute after I plugged it in is a delight I didn't anticipate. Excellent.
The shadow of Horace (a cat with a tipped ear) silhouetted against a projection of the moon on the ceiling.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 23/07/2026
Yoooo good job me. 😺 hankgreen.com/smush · Jul 23 764 pts · PERFECT 💯 · 5-day streak 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞
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Smush
A daily word game. Each letter gets 5 uses. Except the gold one, which is always required.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 20/07/2026
We are Garfieldin' ahead of schedule on a Sunday night.
Black and tan tabby cat laying on a couch with his front legs extended over the edge, lookin' glum.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 02/07/2026
Was digging in the fridge for a moment and turned back around to find Horace on the counter chomping on my freshly washed rapini as bold as can be. An unrepentant broccoli rabber!
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 01/07/2026
On my uncle: "Since 1995, Fred has been an indispensable part of the Spanga theatre scene; staring dead in a bathtub with a burning cigarette in his hand in Gianni Schicchi, [...], and this summer, no longer as the barber in Der Rosenkavalier. No more Fred in Spanga." www.operaspanga.nl/en/
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 08/06/2026
My new phone's battery has been good for nearly two days so far on a not-even-full charge. And its still only down to 70%. Amazing.
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Tuta @tuta.com · 05/06/2026
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Element Fluxer Mumble Olvid Rocket. Skred Stoat Wire
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 02/06/2026
“Thank you for your suggestion. For more information related to your idea please read the FAQ linked next to the Provide Feedback link you are familiar with.” ~ definitely not me, and most certainly an AI assistant that must’ve picked up the tone of your submission. I’ll make a note.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 30/05/2026
I was having a pleasant day and once that thought occurred to me I panicked and have been bracing for the tides to turn.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 23/05/2026
These photos of the ceiling in my vestibule were taken within 4 hours of each other. What kind of critter is stuck in there and trying to chew its way out? (Wrong answers only)
Side by side comparison of an increasingly large hole in the fancy 1890s wood ceiling of my entryway vestibule.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 20/05/2026
Again, hailing an autonomous vehicle is the most dork ass class traitor shit I can imagine. Rolling up in a driverless fake cab? Mortifying loser behavior. If we reject this shit it will die.
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Protection From Elephants (Abj; Wiz/Sor3; Comp: V, S, DF) @mxmarkargent.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
poor Kermit
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Tuta @tuta.com · 17/05/2026
Don’t call it age verification. Call it centralised personal data collection. And understand that it serves surveillance, not safety for children.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 15/05/2026
I’ve had my new bed and mattress for almost a week—why isn’t my back fixed??
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 22/10/2025
They’d be gathering the pitchforks and trying to figure out how to arrest this guy if he was a different color and had ink from a li’l gang streak back innaday. But this mfer won’t even stop lying about it and they’re ok with both lies and Nazi mfers. Parteiadlers of a feather.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 02/05/2026
I want to sign up for a class with my mom at the senior center where they teach how to repair cane chairs. Do you think they’ll card me? I don’t want to wait 3 years.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 28/04/2026
Reservation-only restaurant for pets.You bring your pet over and I prepare a nutritionally balanced multi-course meal for them on fancy dishes while we watch them enjoy it and talk about how great they are. All profits go towards the vet bills for residents of my county. KPI: I meet every pet.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 20/04/2026
Today we are all sending good thoughts and well-wishes to my handsome best friend, Horace, who is at the vet for x-rays and dental work in a continuing effort to solve his mysterious disappearing appetite. Yes, all of us. Thank you.
Handsome black and tan tabby cat wearing an orange plaid bow tie, perched on the newel post of an old staircase and in front of a brick wall.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 14/04/2026
Hailing an autonomous vehicle is the most dork ass class traitor shit I can think of. How fucking embarrassing would it be to roll up in a driverless fake cab? Mortifying loser behavior. If we reject this shit it will die.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 09/04/2026
Philly Paws is where I fell in love with by besties Horace and Nibbles, years before we all moved out of state, and the shelter needs fosters urgently. Spread the word to your phine phriends!
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 09/04/2026
My _little_ brother’s over here talking about how he’s 40? I might be almost 50 but there’s no way he’s old too. Happy birthday to him anyway but I remain skeptical.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 06/04/2026
Steinlen’s Une Apothéose de Chats, 1905.
A night scene of a flood of cats swarming across the rooftops of Montmartre towards a large black cat silhouetted against the moon.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 31/03/2024
Season’s greetings from 1980. Hope you weren’t trying to sleep peacefully anytime soon.
Tiny slack-jawed toddler in yellow and white Sunday dress with brown hair past her shoulders and bangs, sitting on the lap of the worst Easter Bunny ever fashioned out of white faux fur, plastic, and nightmares. It’s wearing a silver bow and a yellow vest and has enormous black alien eyes and buck-teeth. Cutouts of equally horrid rabbits flank them on the wall behind.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 04/04/2026
This grocery store is surprisingly judgmental about iced tea.
Shot of grocery store aisle signage; one reading “NEW AGE BEVERAGES”, another reading “JUICE”. Taken upwards so mostly all the metal pipes and lighting fixtures of the ceiling.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 30/03/2026
Twisted Sisters of Mötleyhead
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 29/03/2026
Does anyone else who is being forced to vibe code their replacement at work want to make some instruments out of recyclables and beat on some shit with me? I need to make stuff with my hands and noise.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 27/03/2026
Haven’t seen the live action One Piece but I sincerely hope they worked in my absolute favorite frame of all 1K+ episodes.
Screenshot from the One Piece anime of Zoro from the perspective of a triceratops he was facing off with. The three horns are framing him and his three swords. It’s the best.
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hoodie full of spiders @fatalizm.net · 27/03/2026
A neighbor always finishes listening to the end of whatever song was playing when they parked and that is so charming to me.
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