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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

JD Vance can fuck off! Stupid looking douchebag. #JDVance #FuckOff

Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

We didn't really think there was ever going to be a deal, did we? They'll just keep moving the goalpost until Master tires or soils Himself. Or both. #tariffs #CanadaStrong

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Breaking: Over 1200 guns and 500 pounds of cocaine have passed into Canada over Gordie Howe Bridge. The Americans really need to tighten their weak borders. #GordieHoweBridge #Guns #Cocaine #WeakBorders

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

It's Paul's Boutique Day! What's YOUR favourite track? OTD in 1989. #BeastieBoys #PaulsBoutique #OTD

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Hey, have you heard the new one by Drake? You shouldn't. #Drake #Drek

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Whatever happened to Him shutting down the new Windsor-Detroit bridge? I'm guessing His meds kicked in but can find no new news online. #EpsteinFiles #DozeyDonald #Trump #Windsor-DetroitBridge #Meds #TeddyDoosevelt

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Can't believe He hasn't had it torn down yet!

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

"This is fantastic," says MapleMaga as he fills up his gastank and breathes through his mouth. #TanksAlot #GasPrices #Mouthbreather #NoNewWars #Obliterated

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Breaking: President sends security team to new Trump Gordie Howe Bridge: #Bridge #GordieHoweBridge #IdiotPresident #Trump

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

For the record, I've ALWAYS thought that Kid Rock's music sucked. Greasy lookin' 40oz pourin' sonofabitch! #Sonofabitch #KidRock

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Oh, boy! The right are going to hate this! You know, because they're so strong and unoffendable? #BadBunny #Superbowl

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Watching Question Period: All the politicos are fighting about food prices. Are *ANY* of them blaming corporate greed and yearly CEO bonuses in the multi-millions? No. No, they are not. #EatTheRich #KillThePoor #CorporateGreed #QuestionPeriod

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Buzz says the super-ready-to-collapse-any-minute-now roof at the ontario science center is still 100% roofing even after 50+ centimeters of snow in Toronto. Weird to think that Doug would have gotten it $o wrong for $ome rea$on. Unless....it was all a lie. #DougFord #OSC #DougFordIsCrooked

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Doug Ford talking about "not being consulted" and being "disrespected." That's rich. Bee-eating putz. #DougFord #DougFordIsCrooked #FordGovernment

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

"Carney has to support our auto jobs first. I wasn't even consulted about this. Ontario first," shouts Doug Ford, who leased Ontario Place to an Austrian company for 99 years with barely a step of consultation even though, like...nobody wants a damn spa there anyways. #DougFord #DougFordIsCrooked

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Breaking: Doug Ford briefly emerges from 14 week vacation to foreclose on local orphanage. #DougFord #FordGovernment #Yutz #DougFordIsCorrupt

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

It's THE greatest day of the year to remind everybody that Alex Jones is a piss swallowing shit eating mouthbreathing scumbag with the brains of a flea and the balls of a moth. * sips coffee #AlexJonesIsScum #SandyHook #AlexJones

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

FIFA can fuck off. What is with everybody kissing His ass? Weak. Stupid looking sonofabitch. #FIFA

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Ford is a buffoon. We need to tell HIM to "get a iob" come election time.

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

At election time, we need to tell Doug Ford to "go find a job." What absolute filth he is. Also, Zee Hamid laughing at concerned citizens? Go fuck yourself, Zee. #DougFord #DougFordIsCrooked #ZeeHamid #Bill60 #KillThePoor

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

The crew cleaning up all the spit from last night's game are telling management that they'll need an extra couple hours. "It's a full 3 feet of spit in that dugout " a disgusted worker in full protective gear tells CNN. #Gross #BlueJays #Dodgers #Spitball #WorldSeries #Baseball

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

What kind of bone-headed, fuckfacing moronic shit-eating evil piece of crap stuff is Doug Ford up to today? And don't say "none, it's Sunday," cuz he told you himself he works 7 days a week when he's not on his extended holidays for months in a row. #DougFordIsCrooked #Bill60 #FuckFord #DouFord

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Just popping in real quick to remind everybody that Doug Ford is a fucking scumbag. #DougFord #DougFordIsCrooked #DougFordIsCorrupt #Bill60 #DollarBeers

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Star Trek joke! What's Mr Data's favourite fruit? Cannotaloupe. #StarTrek #MrData ...also... #DougFordIsCrooked

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

His motives behind the lies about the #GreenBelt... cash... were as see-though as can be. Now...he's cooked up another scheme for a payola to build speed humps and speed bumps and new signs and pretty flashing lights that WE can all pay for. We have all those things, Doug. Fucking crook.

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Doug Ford is corrupt. Doug Ford is a fucking moron. Doug Ford is a liar. Doug Ford is a crook. #DougFordIsCorrupt #DougFordIsAFuckingMoron #DougFordIsALiar #DougFordIsACrook #DougFord #FordGovernment

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Watching Him painfully struggle to say "Acetaminophen" while He tells the world how dangerous acetaminophen is in front of RFK and Dr Oz really, really inspires a LOT of confidence. Still...PersonManWomanCameraTV. Also, 1 in 12!! #Bidenesque #BlitherBlather #JIMMYKIMMELLIVE! #Trump #Autism

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

Hey, if anybody sees Pete Hoekstra today, be sure to tell him to go fuck himself. Fucking tool. #PeteHoekstra #AmbassadorPeteHoekstra

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Everybody's proud and happy for Victoria Mboko. Everybody but Naomi Osaka. The chip on her shoulder must have a chip on its shoulder. #Soupuss #PoorSport #Mboko #TennisAnyone

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Pete Hoekstra can fuck off! Take your "term of endearment" and cram it with walnuts. Disrespectful son of a bitch. Kissing his Master's ass. #PeteHoekstra #Moron #CanadaDay

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Trivago Guys: proof that disheveled, homeless-looking tourists that drank too much and did way, way too much toilet tank blow last night can still have the olfactory senses to sniff up deals on discount hotel rates. #Trivago #Blow #Disheveled Sidebar: were they sheveled first?

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

October 20th. That's a lovely, long summer vacation, Doug! Still...those teachers, right? Right? Those 2 month summers! Right? And get that moronic shit-eating grin off of your face. #DougFordIsCORRUPT #ShitEatingGrin #FuckDougFord #Criminal What a fucking asshole.

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Are the fans at this year's French Open THE most ignorant I've ever seen in 25+ years of watching tennis? Oui. "Hey, let's stumble around while they're playing!" "That's a great idea! And let's never shut up!" "Fantastic!" #FrenchOpen #TennisAnyone? #FermezLesBouches #WTA

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Breaking: Unemployed man that lives in government housing seen yelling about "elbows down" from lawn in front of building where he used to work. Sure, PP, there wouldn't even BE any tariff issues if you were in charge. Why don't you go back to the mansion we're all paying for and stfu. #Poilivre

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Doug Ford can fuck off. Everyone else can have a great day. That's it. That's all. #DougFord

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

"Small Achievable Goals" is about 2 broads in constant and various stages of undress that never stop yelling about everything. #Cringe #SmallAchievableGoals #CBC

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

So, trust with the USA is dead, then? Mr Art Of The Deal doesn't seem to know His head from His ass anymore. Dimentia or bad meds, we need to reevaluate everything in a major way. #Taco #Distance Taco doesn't tweet anymore, He clucks! #WhatTheCluck #Tariff #Steel #MrArtOfTheSteel #Trump

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Trump:"What's for dinner tonight?" Melania: * giggling "I sent Eric for Tacos! *giggling Trump: "Mmmmm, tac...Hey, wait a minute!" Poor, Sad Eric: * locked in his car and running out of air. Tacos getting cold #Taco #Tacos #Mouthbreather #Tariff #PoorSadEtic

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I'd be embarrassed if Andrew Lawton was a member of my political party. I'd be embarrassed to have even voted for him. #AndrewLawton #CPC #Trash

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Ontario to deliver budget later today. I expect something like this: • money for tunnel under T.O • money to help rich spa from other country • no money for anything else • something about alcohol • klll the poor Will Ford be wearing his biggest shit-eating grin? Yes! #KillThePoor #ODSP #FordGov

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Nothin' like 30 seconds of "Dude Looks Like A Lady" on the radio to remind everybody that Aerosmith should be in prison for what they've done. Not jail, prison. Shudder. #Aerosmith #Prison #Shudder #DudeLooksLikeALady

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Noon. Pete Hegseth can finally have his second drink. #PeteHegseth #Booze #Noon #SignalChat #Shakes

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

A year has passed. What happened to all the Toronto coppers that lied each other up to put an innocent man away? Never heard a peep about them again. Back to work, I guess... I'd genuinely like to know what happened after the verdict. #TorontoPolice #UmarZameer #Toronto

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