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Fataclysm

@fataclysm.bsky.social
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What have I done to deserve this flat, flavourless Manhattan? • coffee first, period. then the rest • punk rock • enthusiastic about whiskey • i've owned more 70s vans than you • london, ontario • all pizzas are personal sized if you believe in yourself

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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's Paul's Boutique Day! What's YOUR favourite track? OTD in 1989. #BeastieBoys #PaulsBoutique #OTD
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Breaking: President sends security team to new Trump Gordie Howe Bridge: #Bridge #GordieHoweBridge #IdiotPresident #Trump
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
A year has passed. What happened to all the Toronto coppers that lied each other up to put an innocent man away? Never heard a peep about them again. Back to work, I guess... I'd genuinely like to know what happened after the verdict. #TorontoPolice #UmarZameer #Toronto
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
1 2 S N F U. And, now....Forty years. #SNFU #CanadianPunk #LegendaryRecord #MrChiPig #Memories #PunkRock
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Putin's Puppets. Trump and Vance are sniveling toddlers. Trump is puckered up to kiss Putin's ass. #PutinsPuppets #Trump #Vance #MenInMakeup #FuckTrump #FuckVance #VicePresidentTrump #Ukraine #ZelenskyHero
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Uh huh. #FordGovernment #LCBO #DollarBeers #Buck-A-Beer #Beer #Ontario #DougFord
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Breaking: Vice President Trump uses The Force to strangle reporter who was very very mean to Him. #VicePresidentTrump #FuckTrump #TheForce #Trump #Clown
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Here, I fixed it. Stranger than #PulpFiction #Roy-alWithCheese #FuckTrump #Trump
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Traitors. * sips coffee #TreasonSeason #AmericaFirstCanadians #FuckMusk #FuckTrump #FuckVicePresidentTrump #MyMemes #Tariffs #Traitors
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
On Amazon. Product of and ships from Canada. America-First Canadians can kids the fattest part of my ass. #Amazon #AmazonPrime #Gross #Canada #AmericaFirstCanadians #Americanadians #FuckTrump #FuckMusk #Musk/TrumpAdmin #Tarrifs
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Hmmmmm.... "Double" seems high, but an increase is 100% due. #ODSP #OntarioPolitics #StopDougFord #VoteABC #BonnieCrombie #OntarioLiberals
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
We need to stop Doug Ford. #DougFord #DougFordGovernment #DougFordCriminal #DougFordIsALiar #VoteABC #OntarioElection #OntarioPolitics #OntarioHealthcare #GreenBeltScandal #OntarioScienceCenter
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Doug Ford summed up perfectly here. Also the $50billion tunnel that is both stupid and ridiculous AND the stupid spa is a disgusting waste of our money. #DougFordIsCrooked #DougFord #GreenBelt #OntarioScienceCenter #FordGovernment #ThermeSpa #DollarBeers #KillThePoor #TrumpTariffsElection
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Breaking: Musk makes Trump write "person woman man camera tv" 100 times for sneaking extra BigMac at last night's dinner. #Trump #BigMac #Musk #PersonWomanManCameraTV
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
It's "DollarBeers," only with healthcare! So, so see-through. #DougFord #DougFordIsACriminal #OntarioHealthcare #DollarBeers #OntarioPolitics #MoreOfDougFordsBullshit
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Buffoon. #DougFord #OntarioScienceCenter #OntarioPolitics #VoteABC #FordIsACrook #GreenBelt #Liar
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I call this one "Men In Makeup Sit Through Church" starring Dopey Don and Vain Vance. #DopeyDonald #DonaldTrump #VainVance #MenInMakeup #Church #JDVance #MiserableMelania #PiousPouter #MensaMeeting
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Romancing The Stone Pt 3 is coming soon. #Trump #Tariffs #Americanadians #KillThePoor #RomancingTheStone #KevenO'Learly #BizarreThreesome #Gross #CanadianPolitics
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Man prepares to have ass kissed in bizarre and cringeworthy threesome. #DanielleSmith #Trump #KevinO'Leary #KillThePoor #Cringeworthy #Threesome #Tariffs #Americanadians
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
U.S. Congress to certify Donald Trump's election win today. The Radical Left: #Congress #Riot #TheRadicalLeft #CapeWeather #ElectionWin #USA
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Fucking Trudeau! I can't wait for PoiLIEvre to fix all this. Buzz* says he'll have sane prices within 4 days of taking office. * Buzz is Pierre PoiLIEvre #PierrePoiLIEvre #KillThePoor #CEO #HighPrices #HappyNewYear
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Perp-walks: when you're the guy who killed a rich CEO and need a swarm of 20 cops vs "just some guy" that set a woman on fire, fanned the flames and sat down to watch her burn and die and only need 3. "Watch your head getting into the car please, sir!" #CEO #PerpWalk #RichVsPoor
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
So, is He just a figurehead now? Musk w/ keyboard seems to be squarely in charge, not Him. It's really weird to see multi billionaires calling all the shots. Like, who's driving the clown car? #ShutDown #Elonald #Trump #Musk #Clowncar #CEO
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Breaking: Pierre PoiLIEvre to speak any minute now, is sure to have positive things to say about Canada and solid ideas to inspire confidence and move country forward. #Sarcasm #PierrePoiLIEvre #JustinTrudeau #ChrystiaFreeland #CanadianPolitics
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
It's THE greatest day of the year to remind everyone that Alex Jones ranks among the greatest and most despicable filth that the world has ever known. Twelve years today since Sandy Hook. I remember turning on the news like it was yesterday. #AlexJones #BrayingAss #SandyHook
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This is great! Drain that swamp! #DrainTheSwamp #Kushner #Criminals
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Super comprehensive. Buy Canadian. Shop Canadian. Support Canadian. #BuyCanadian #Canada #ShopCanadian #CanadiansSupportingCanadians #Tarrifs #AdditionalGenericHashtag
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Just 3 more weeks till eggnog. #eggnog #christmas #holidays #disgusting #rumandeggnog #AdditionalGenericHashtag
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Buzz says He uses Orange Amps.
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
And, He's selling guiatrs now. Hey, what type of amps does He use? Orange. Orange Amps. You'd think He'd look stupid, but, here we are. #OrangeAmps #Orange #GuitarDisplayer
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
When times are tough because of T̶r̶u̶d̶e̶a̶u̶ corporate greed, there's nothing wrong w/ potatos. Baked potato w/ mashed potato substituted for sour cream, hash browns substituted for chives, potato substituted for mushrooms, and potato substituted for tomato. #T̶r̶u̶d̶e̶a̶u̶ #CorporateGreed #Potatos
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
True Story. 90's Vancouver. #Punks #PunkRock #Rent #EastVan #RentControl #TrueStory #AdditionalGenericHashtag
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Sunday! The venue doesn't take legal tender, so NOT drinking is easy as it gets. Buy more merch! Don't miss this one. #DeadBob #NoMeansNo #Cash
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This is the greatest thing ever, other than watched him weep like a baby. Finally, he gets his well deserved comeuppance. #TheOnion
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Doug Ford can spend our money faster than you can say "Dollar Beers." Is he swinging his arms? No. No, he is not. #Toronto #BikeLanes #DougFord #OntarioGovernment #DollarBeers
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
My old gear showed up at this party 2 towns over. Ampeg 412 Little Mark II #Ampeg412 #MarkBass #Petrolia #GoneDrinkin
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Did YOU know that if you post about Hitler and say that "he's nasty" on Facbook, they'll remove your comment for some bizarre and stupid reason and give you trouble? Facebook/Meta really getting stupid with all the AI bullshit. Gross. My days there are numbered. I like it here.
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Bluejay Vs Chipmunk. Chipmunk came out ahead on this one. #pointclark #bluejay #chipmunk
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Fataclysm @fataclysm.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Doug Ford's unmatched buffoonery continues. Long Term Care Homes Education Social Services Hospitals Nope... tunnel under the GTA!
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