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skeets don't have to be funny

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T̵̨̢̠͚̙̊̈̕͝ḧ̴̦̫̯̝̯̙̯̹̲̜̳́̈́̾͒̽͂̿̐̄͆̂̕͜͝͝ȩ̸̟̜̦̗̭̟̫̣̣̘̒̓̚͜ ̶̧͚̱̙͓̍̒B̶̭̦̟̋̓̍̐̐̄̅͆͆̊͐̄͝͝ò̶̝͚̖̺̙̪̘̮̹̪͎̩͕̦̽͌͗̈̀m̵͉̔̅́̃̽̊͛ͅb̷̡̡̛̮̗͎͉̼̠̳̓́̔͌̾͆̈́͋̿̄̏͝͝ē̷͈̫̜̻͍͓̭̞̅̾ŗ̵̧̪͍̲̬͐ 💣🗣️✅ @jackecoute.bsky.social · 1h
Holy heck this actually worked!! "hashtag"GLASTONBERRY
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 1h
just managed to get coach Glastonbury tickets! the new system is tricky, but here's how i got them: rb.gy/ti6cx1
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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jimmy @jimmypagar.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
You merely adopted the Sun Exotic Pineapple & Coconut Sparkling Drink; I was born in it.
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Banksy Moon @banksymoon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Aw man and oh boy. Who are these fellas
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
they really be adding anyone to fortnite these days ! 🤣
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
All this talk about Dolly passing, we should really be talking about trump Partoning all those criminals ! 🤬
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
dark room , stale air a robed figure blows dust off a thick leather-bound book - visibility in the room drops to zero the dust clears. a gnarled finger, stretching towards four words scrawled on the parchment robbo tuna meat photo
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jimmy @jimmypagar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Robbo tuna meat photo
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
robbo tuna melt photo
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
robbo tuna meat photo
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
me skippin outta da office on a friday :-)
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Banksy Moon @banksymoon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's a cold and it's a broken Ratatouille ??
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Oisín @oisin.io · 16/08/2026
I want the Gigantic LED Robot at my funeral
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
[giant led robot voice] giant led robot
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I Can't Believe Its Not My New Band !
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jimmy @jimmypagar.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
#NeverForget
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
" It was the best of skeets ,
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ive sweeted my last skeet ive skot my lost skot
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T̵̨̢̠͚̙̊̈̕͝ḧ̴̦̫̯̝̯̙̯̹̲̜̳́̈́̾͒̽͂̿̐̄͆̂̕͜͝͝ȩ̸̟̜̦̗̭̟̫̣̣̘̒̓̚͜ ̶̧͚̱̙͓̍̒B̶̭̦̟̋̓̍̐̐̄̅͆͆̊͐̄͝͝ò̶̝͚̖̺̙̪̘̮̹̪͎̩͕̦̽͌͗̈̀m̵͉̔̅́̃̽̊͛ͅb̷̡̡̛̮̗͎͉̼̠̳̓́̔͌̾͆̈́͋̿̄̏͝͝ē̷͈̫̜̻͍͓̭̞̅̾ŗ̵̧̪͍̲̬͐ 💣🗣️✅ @jackecoute.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When the Saturday night starts in Whelans but ends in Workmans
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T̵̨̢̠͚̙̊̈̕͝ḧ̴̦̫̯̝̯̙̯̹̲̜̳́̈́̾͒̽͂̿̐̄͆̂̕͜͝͝ȩ̸̟̜̦̗̭̟̫̣̣̘̒̓̚͜ ̶̧͚̱̙͓̍̒B̶̭̦̟̋̓̍̐̐̄̅͆͆̊͐̄͝͝ò̶̝͚̖̺̙̪̘̮̹̪͎̩͕̦̽͌͗̈̀m̵͉̔̅́̃̽̊͛ͅb̷̡̡̛̮̗͎͉̼̠̳̓́̔͌̾͆̈́͋̿̄̏͝͝ē̷͈̫̜̻͍͓̭̞̅̾ŗ̵̧̪͍̲̬͐ 💣🗣️✅ @jackecoute.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
“Every time he opens Overwatch he just starts crying”
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
doctors HATE this one weird trick 🤯
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T̵̨̢̠͚̙̊̈̕͝ḧ̴̦̫̯̝̯̙̯̹̲̜̳́̈́̾͒̽͂̿̐̄͆̂̕͜͝͝ȩ̸̟̜̦̗̭̟̫̣̣̘̒̓̚͜ ̶̧͚̱̙͓̍̒B̶̭̦̟̋̓̍̐̐̄̅͆͆̊͐̄͝͝ò̶̝͚̖̺̙̪̘̮̹̪͎̩͕̦̽͌͗̈̀m̵͉̔̅́̃̽̊͛ͅb̷̡̡̛̮̗͎͉̼̠̳̓́̔͌̾͆̈́͋̿̄̏͝͝ē̷͈̫̜̻͍͓̭̞̅̾ŗ̵̧̪͍̲̬͐ 💣🗣️✅ @jackecoute.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Life is all about perspective; look at a picture of sissypuss but turn your phone upside down. Mind = Blown
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You have eaten my detective 🎶 @nirostasteel.bsky.social | #discoelysium
A sepia depiction of Harry du Bois from Disco Elyisium edited to mimic the album cover of Nirosta Steel's 2026 masterpiece My Skyskraper.
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
knowing the skeet isn't your best work but posting anyways to maintain flow state
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
streaming a low-quality rip of the odyssey through one of these while i spray myself with a mister to achieve the experience nolan intended
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
my bedroom does this in real life
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"2 9 9 8 7 7 6 1"
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T̵̨̢̠͚̙̊̈̕͝ḧ̴̦̫̯̝̯̙̯̹̲̜̳́̈́̾͒̽͂̿̐̄͆̂̕͜͝͝ȩ̸̟̜̦̗̭̟̫̣̣̘̒̓̚͜ ̶̧͚̱̙͓̍̒B̶̭̦̟̋̓̍̐̐̄̅͆͆̊͐̄͝͝ò̶̝͚̖̺̙̪̘̮̹̪͎̩͕̦̽͌͗̈̀m̵͉̔̅́̃̽̊͛ͅb̷̡̡̛̮̗͎͉̼̠̳̓́̔͌̾͆̈́͋̿̄̏͝͝ē̷͈̫̜̻͍͓̭̞̅̾ŗ̵̧̪͍̲̬͐ 💣🗣️✅ @jackecoute.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
@maddow.msnbc.com thoughts on this?
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Jona Garcia @jonarules.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Matt Berry es tu momento
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
in this fresh new spin, james bond has been reframed as one of the top soldiers of an ancient king, but he finds himself lost in the field while returning from his latest mission . Coming soon ... The 00dyssey
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T̵̨̢̠͚̙̊̈̕͝ḧ̴̦̫̯̝̯̙̯̹̲̜̳́̈́̾͒̽͂̿̐̄͆̂̕͜͝͝ȩ̸̟̜̦̗̭̟̫̣̣̘̒̓̚͜ ̶̧͚̱̙͓̍̒B̶̭̦̟̋̓̍̐̐̄̅͆͆̊͐̄͝͝ò̶̝͚̖̺̙̪̘̮̹̪͎̩͕̦̽͌͗̈̀m̵͉̔̅́̃̽̊͛ͅb̷̡̡̛̮̗͎͉̼̠̳̓́̔͌̾͆̈́͋̿̄̏͝͝ē̷͈̫̜̻͍͓̭̞̅̾ŗ̵̧̪͍̲̬͐ 💣🗣️✅ @jackecoute.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wen da Enya remix
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
DLSea
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just Dance 2027 will include the option to purchase The Oddysey dance move packs
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
jesus died on the cross for White Boy Summer™️
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
steam rising off my wee at night time Like Antennas To Heaven
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Odyssey (For Now)
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
How It Feels To Post On Bluesky
static.klipy.com
Digger
ALT: Digger
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
listen to people loudly defending polyphemus they've fallen victim to the cy ops
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
if odysseus was more sound he could've re-recruited his mates from hades
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bás, baby! @colm.from.fourth.best · 31/07/2026
who tf called it "tzatziki" and not "Zeus's slaw"
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
simply nothing like the decor of an airport wetherspoons to convince me that god is real
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
jarvis tweet my biggest fan immediately jarvis hurry jarvis youre gonna miss it jarvis !!
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
just call it : "The Bluesky" its cleaner
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Soon comes the bustling northern metropolis of Burnhamtinople
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Political figurehead of declining empire moves seat of power in response to economic and political chaos Close enough, welcome back Constantine the Great
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
the widow who cursed mayo would make a killing on etsy
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spikers @fat-head.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
the mayo team descending on shane murphy
a joke of substantial wit and jest depicting the Odysseus as the Kerry goalkeeper and the Laestrygonians as the Mayo team - Mayo for Sam 2026
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