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FastrMastr the Spoopy

@fastrmastr.bsky.social
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21 year old dipshit, that either nerds out, complains, moans about his loneliness or tries to make bad jokes. Trying to get away from Twitter. I'm a Film Student, by the way. And of course I have Letterboxd: boxd.it/2Gk4Z.

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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 4h
A poorly drawn Duck tries to inquire: "O, all knowing orb, will I ever find love?" The orb answers: "IDK LOL"
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Uniduck, Earth Duck and Duck.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
16 years already? Somebody give this show a legally purchasable apple cider!
The Mane 6 from the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic are huddled close together.
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Jade Thunderhoof @jadethunderhoof.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Omg Jade Thunderhoof in Minecraft real??? Credit to @fastrmastr.bsky.social for the meme lol.
Cereal guy meme. First panel says “Jade Thunderhoof of MLP fame will never be in Minecraft.” The next shows Jade in Minecraft. Cue spitting cereal.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Here are three Duck doodles. Let's just forget about yesterday.
A poorly drawn Ducks asks another Duck, which is nailed to a wooden structure with spread wings: "Are you some sort of scarecrow or something?" The other Duck responds: "I have begged for forgiveness, yet my plea has been cast aside by the false enforcersA poorly drawn Duck sitting on an electric chair bemoans: "Can't you at least kill me in a more eco-friendly way?:This poorly drawn Duck has forgot to play its taxes.
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MadeInDex 📰 🌎 @madeindex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🇪🇺 The new digital ID & biometric verification law called EU KIDS ACT must be stopped! It is a serious #HumanRights nightmare, especially for #Privacy & would negatively change the internet forever. We need to stand together & fight this dystopian, authoritarian mass-surveillance movement! 🔽 1/2 🔽
A square graphic design. The flag of the EU, on top is written in mostly white: #STOP EU KIDS ACT. EU is red and the bottom and top sides are also red.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Genuinely what I get for getting readdicted to Stardew Valley
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Four minutes after midnight and I just realize that I forgot to doodle a Duck for the day. Fuck!
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pony Island is free to own on Steam (offer ends Oct 12) buff.ly/ApLyeco
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Go watch Digger. Definitely the most underrated movie of the year so far.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bloody Hell
Two poorly drawn Ducks stand in hell. One asks: "And, how did you get in here." The other Duck responds: "I said I didn't like Taylor Swift."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A poorly drawn Duck is standing in front of a huge pile of trash. Another Duck comes in and requests: "One ticket for The Godfather, please." The other Duck responds: "Sir, this is a dump."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Two poorly drawn Ducks stand in front of a stinking dumpster. One explains to the other: "And this is the most preem of the premium in our affordable housing."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THIS DUCK DOES NOT EXIST
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Where was the Kool-Aid Man on the 9th of November 1989?
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ich hatte keine Absicht eine Ente zu zeichnen.
A poorly drawn Duck is breaking through a brick wall, shouting: "OH YEAH!"
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another #BandcampFriday means more money wasted on music.
My Bandcamp Friday haul, which includes the singles "Yeah I Guess" by Anamanaguchi, "Mewlzebub" and "the last time i'd see you alive" by vivivivivi and "Nothing" and "I Used To" by kennyoung.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A poorly drawn grave for a poorly drawn Duck. The cause of death reads: "Got shot in the head. Skill issue."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A poorly drawn Duck is sleeping at a bus station while it rains, missing its bus.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I'm in a Being Full of Shit competition and my opponent is the European Commission.
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Squidward Breaking Glass: Intense Reaction
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*12 AM That always fucks with me.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A poorly drawn Duck is just standing, on the 30th of September at 11:59 pm.It is 12 pm on the 1st of October and said poorly drawn Duck is now decked out with witch's hat, bloody knife, bats and jack-o-lantern.
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Stop Killing Games @stopkillinggames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All hands on deck! Ross explains how the EU Kids Act could end #StopKillingGames by collapsing the EU gaming market! youtu.be/mQRcK9nYg9g "The best thing you can do is spread the word...The people who write this crap do not like it when the public at large knows what they're trying to do to you"
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This could legitimately end Stop Killing Games.
YouTube video by Stop Killing Games
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Does it play? @doesitplay.org · 30/09/2026
We just can't catch a break, can we? The EU Kids Act is nightmare fuel, if you look beneath the honorable surface claim of "protecting kids online". The breakdown: www.youtube.com/watc... #StopKillingGames #StopKillingTheInternet
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guys, I think that's a Duck.
A poorly drawn Duck is floating around in space, lamenting: "This is the last time I chase a squirrel."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two weeks into this, and I've been trying to avoid making Fortnite jokes really badly.
A poorly drawn Duck is showing off to another Duck: "And here's the pride of my collection: the Criterion DVD of Michael Bay's Armageddon." A Duck opposing the other one swoons and blushes while thinking: "I need to get into his bed right fucking now."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Technology is truly amazing.
A poorly drawn Duck wearing a VR headset exclaims: "Wow! It's almost like I have real friends!"
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remorse for the pond.
A poorly drawn Duck is kneeling and praying to a Christian cross: "Forgive me, Lord, for I have done unto my neighbor's wife. And my neighbor's wife's boyfriend.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes, but that doesn't make it any less accurate or funny.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Has anyone drawn the Wumpus playing Re:Chain of Memories yet?
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Because.
A poorly drawn Duck is asking a Duck that's standing on the side of a wall: "How did you get up there?" The wall Duck responds: "I have no idea."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A poorly drawn Duck with its beak backwards comments: "Something feels off."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know, I know. It's supposed to be "God save us all."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I notice these things weren't as politically charged, back when I doodled them in school.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God bless us all!
A poorly drawn Duck is standing in front of a podium, declaring: "We are living in terrifying times right now. Even our passenger planes could be flown by a Duck!" to a group of Ducks.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Counting or not counting Duck violence?
A poorly drawn Duck is sitting in a movie theater. On the screen is a depiction of Abraham Lincoln as a Duck. The Duck watching that moans: "This Abraham Lincoln Biopic is soooo booooooring. Somebody just kill me already." On a balcony seat behind that Duck, there are two other Ducks. One is pointing a big gun at the seated Duck below, as the other one on the balcony says: "Take the shot."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it just me or is typing out alt text on mobile absolutely awful?
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sleep deprived.
A very crinkly Duck on the brink of sleep.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cultural accusation.
A poorly drawn Duck, wearing Lederhosen and a feathered hat, is standing next to a glass of beer, while holding a pretzel in its beak. Two Ducks oppose it. One asks: "What's up with him?" The other responds: "He's Dutch."
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wada being asked about a singular, pre-planned homosexual social link
Skeleton presenting a wall of text
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Truly an injustice.
Two poorly drawn Ducks sit behind the defense's desk of courtroom. The attorney argues: "The prosecution has no way of proving that my client stole any bread." The defendant's face is stuffed with bread crumbs.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A story in two parts.
A poorly drawn Duck exclaims: "My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getti-"The Duck from the previous panel is laying dead, with an arrow poking out from its skull. A critical hit! 69 damage!
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Favored by the German left wing, for whatever reason.
It's a poorly drawn Duck, accompanied by text that reads: "The Electric Duck: Just like a regular Duck, except it helps kill the environment."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I find it funny just how often that happens at MediaMarkt.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whenever a cyclist passes me and I see that electric motor in their bike, a sadness washes over me.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A poorly drawn is drawing a poorly drawn Duck, which is drawing a poorly drawn Duck, which is drawing a poorly drawn Duck, which is drawing a poorly drawn Duck.A poorly drawn Duck is standing on a stage with a microphone, in front of a large audience. The Duck explains: "People say my music should be more honest. So my next song is about how I just want your money."
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More Ducks.
A poorly drawn Duck is hanging from below the water's surface, panicking, yelling: "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!! If you turn the image upside down, you can see that the Duck and another one in the distance are floating in the water, also making the text of the distance Duck legible: "You're above water, idiot."
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