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FastrMastr the Spoopy

@fastrmastr.bsky.social
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21 year old dipshit, that either nerds out, complains, moans about his loneliness or tries to make bad jokes. Trying to get away from Twitter. I'm a Film Student, by the way. And of course I have Letterboxd: boxd.it/2Gk4Z.

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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 18h
Two poorly drawn Ducks stand in front of a stinking dumpster. One explains to the other: "And this is the most preem of the premium in our affordable housing."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22h
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THIS DUCK DOES NOT EXIST
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Where was the Kool-Aid Man on the 9th of November 1989?
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ich hatte keine Absicht eine Ente zu zeichnen.
A poorly drawn Duck is breaking through a brick wall, shouting: "OH YEAH!"
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Another #BandcampFriday means more money wasted on music.
My Bandcamp Friday haul, which includes the singles "Yeah I Guess" by Anamanaguchi, "Mewlzebub" and "the last time i'd see you alive" by vivivivivi and "Nothing" and "I Used To" by kennyoung.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A poorly drawn grave for a poorly drawn Duck. The cause of death reads: "Got shot in the head. Skill issue."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A poorly drawn Duck is sleeping at a bus station while it rains, missing its bus.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When I'm in a Being Full of Shit competition and my opponent is the European Commission.
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Squidward Breaking Glass: Intense Reaction
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A poorly drawn Duck is just standing, on the 30th of September at 11:59 pm.It is 12 pm on the 1st of October and said poorly drawn Duck is now decked out with witch's hat, bloody knife, bats and jack-o-lantern.
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Stop Killing Games @stopkillinggames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All hands on deck! Ross explains how the EU Kids Act could end #StopKillingGames by collapsing the EU gaming market! youtu.be/mQRcK9nYg9g "The best thing you can do is spread the word...The people who write this crap do not like it when the public at large knows what they're trying to do to you"
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This could legitimately end Stop Killing Games.
YouTube video by Stop Killing Games
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Does it play? @doesitplay.org · 30/09/2026
We just can't catch a break, can we? The EU Kids Act is nightmare fuel, if you look beneath the honorable surface claim of "protecting kids online". The breakdown: www.youtube.com/watc... #StopKillingGames #StopKillingTheInternet
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Guys, I think that's a Duck.
A poorly drawn Duck is floating around in space, lamenting: "This is the last time I chase a squirrel."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two weeks into this, and I've been trying to avoid making Fortnite jokes really badly.
A poorly drawn Duck is showing off to another Duck: "And here's the pride of my collection: the Criterion DVD of Michael Bay's Armageddon." A Duck opposing the other one swoons and blushes while thinking: "I need to get into his bed right fucking now."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Technology is truly amazing.
A poorly drawn Duck wearing a VR headset exclaims: "Wow! It's almost like I have real friends!"
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remorse for the pond.
A poorly drawn Duck is kneeling and praying to a Christian cross: "Forgive me, Lord, for I have done unto my neighbor's wife. And my neighbor's wife's boyfriend.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Has anyone drawn the Wumpus playing Re:Chain of Memories yet?
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Because.
A poorly drawn Duck is asking a Duck that's standing on the side of a wall: "How did you get up there?" The wall Duck responds: "I have no idea."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A poorly drawn Duck with its beak backwards comments: "Something feels off."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God bless us all!
A poorly drawn Duck is standing in front of a podium, declaring: "We are living in terrifying times right now. Even our passenger planes could be flown by a Duck!" to a group of Ducks.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Counting or not counting Duck violence?
A poorly drawn Duck is sitting in a movie theater. On the screen is a depiction of Abraham Lincoln as a Duck. The Duck watching that moans: "This Abraham Lincoln Biopic is soooo booooooring. Somebody just kill me already." On a balcony seat behind that Duck, there are two other Ducks. One is pointing a big gun at the seated Duck below, as the other one on the balcony says: "Take the shot."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it just me or is typing out alt text on mobile absolutely awful?
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sleep deprived.
A very crinkly Duck on the brink of sleep.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Cultural accusation.
A poorly drawn Duck, wearing Lederhosen and a feathered hat, is standing next to a glass of beer, while holding a pretzel in its beak. Two Ducks oppose it. One asks: "What's up with him?" The other responds: "He's Dutch."
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Lumin 🔜 Eclipse [1st Cour] @screwy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wada being asked about a singular, pre-planned homosexual social link
Skeleton presenting a wall of text
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Truly an injustice.
Two poorly drawn Ducks sit behind the defense's desk of courtroom. The attorney argues: "The prosecution has no way of proving that my client stole any bread." The defendant's face is stuffed with bread crumbs.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A story in two parts.
A poorly drawn Duck exclaims: "My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getti-"The Duck from the previous panel is laying dead, with an arrow poking out from its skull. A critical hit! 69 damage!
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Favored by the German left wing, for whatever reason.
It's a poorly drawn Duck, accompanied by text that reads: "The Electric Duck: Just like a regular Duck, except it helps kill the environment."
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Whenever a cyclist passes me and I see that electric motor in their bike, a sadness washes over me.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A poorly drawn is drawing a poorly drawn Duck, which is drawing a poorly drawn Duck, which is drawing a poorly drawn Duck, which is drawing a poorly drawn Duck.A poorly drawn Duck is standing on a stage with a microphone, in front of a large audience. The Duck explains: "People say my music should be more honest. So my next song is about how I just want your money."
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More Ducks.
A poorly drawn Duck is hanging from below the water's surface, panicking, yelling: "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!! If you turn the image upside down, you can see that the Duck and another one in the distance are floating in the water, also making the text of the distance Duck legible: "You're above water, idiot."
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 15/09/2026
Directors Joel Crawford & Januel Mercado hope ‘FORGOTTEN ISLAND’ can help remove the stigma that animated films are only for kids. “It’s accessible for everybody but there’s a sophistication & an edgier feel to it that I think soon we could have mainstream PG-13 animated films.”
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Assault when?
Star Fox Adventures end of game copyright screen.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
September 15th.
A poorly Drawn Duck in a "so retro" style. Above there's text proclaiming: "*You are filled with bread."A very poor mimicry of the Persona 5 dialog choice window, but with a poorly drawn Duck, instead of Joker. The dialog choices are: "Pancakes", "It's been a decade already?" And "Show me your true form!" respectively.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The danger of accidentally clicking on a GameXplain video is always real, and that terrifies me.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Felt inspired.
A poorly drawn mother Duck is using her wing to shield the eyes of a smaller Duck, while proclaiming: "Shelter your eyes, little Timothy. There are nude degenerates on TV." The screen of said TV depicts another Duck, which is nude, as usual.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should doodle more Ducks, I think.
A poorly drawn Duck on a sheet of paper is angrily exclaiming: "Fuck corporations! Fuck the big guys! Fuck those who want to take our humanity! Embrace Duck!" In the background, another Duck is falling upside down, yelling: "I'm falling!" like Flowery/Signery from Deltrune.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wow, this really is a remake of Rayman Legends.
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Quilo Wisp @quilowisp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The normies are catching up!
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Anamanaguchi @anamanaguchi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
our love letter to free will yeah I guess 🐁 out now
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Welp, I got this far until I got the Kingdom Hearts IV Disney worlds spoiled completely out of nowhere. Gotta love the internet.
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Anamanaguchi @anamanaguchi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🐁 YEAH I GUESS youtu.be/rMsstEuz6m4
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Yeah I Guess (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Anamanaguchi
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nintendo is such a weird company. They'll have two big advertisement streams in a row, and then the day after, they'll just randomly add music to the Switch 2 Mii Maker, without warning.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm so normal :)
The Nintendo Switch 2 Album menu. It is completely loaded with screenshots of the character Krystal from StarFox Adventures. Infact, I have 1058 screenshots of Krystal saved on my Switch 2.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
All ready to play StarFox Adventures now!
A custom control scheme for StarFox Adventures on Nintendo Switch Online. The control scheme let's you play the game on a single hand's Joy Con ;).
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc is $1.99 on Steam buff.ly/iRGZsLk US eShop (ends tonight) buff.ly/oyf9Ol8
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Finally, something to play with only one joy con.
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FastrMastr the Spoopy @fastrmastr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I want to see HD adult Ruto.
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How-To Geek @howtogeek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You already own a Blu-ray player, so start building a physical media collection today
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You already own a Blu-ray player, so start building a physical media collection today
Streaming is overrated.
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