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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️

@farnaby.xyz
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I talk about stuff. A lot of it is nonsense. Spooky Skeleton Driving a Meat Sack. Lets get weird. male model and aspiring himbo. He/him

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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 07/10/2026
I am not really in a position to be closing some tabs due to executive function stuff but I am grouping them to get there. They certainly say something about me though.
Three groups of pinned tabs that read FIRE DEATH HOUSE
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 04/10/2026
Kind of funny that I think it's better than most of their actual releases.
The cover to smashing pumpkins pisces Iscariot
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 03/10/2026
R.I.P. The Hub.
Logo for The Hub Bicycle Co-op. A slogan reading "all types of bikes for all types of people" is the outer ring of the logo.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 01/10/2026
So... finally circling back to this some, the #BarcadeTable project is really going to be more of a winter project and I will probably do a write up and post it on farnaby.xyz when its all done but I did drill out the locks yesterday and today. Dusty AF inside as expected.
Coin mechanism, with dust around it allDoor to the coin collection area, covered in dustInner guts, filled with dust. First glimpse inside confirming that it is in fact an early 2000s mame boardthe wiring for the controls to player 1 (which is actually player 2 for some reason) covered in dust.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 29/09/2026
12 foot skeleton says trans rights.
A 12 foot skeleton. Behind it a lgbtq+ flag and a trans flag fly
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 28/09/2026
So handy people how would you fix this? About 6 inches long.
A crack in a linoleum floor
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 26/09/2026
Earlier today I saw a car where the temp plate expired five *years* ago?
Temp plate on a car that expired June 30 2021
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 26/09/2026
I had never noticed that the T-Rex car from the battle train is giving birth. Seen at open street today.
A trex car thing with a head coming out of where the cloaca would be. It's also a different species of dinosaur
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 21/09/2026
Kinda feel like I should get a jeado to wear with my stetson to ... I am sure I could find a reason.
A mans butt in a speedo style swim suit that has a denim pattern
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 21/09/2026
It has a logo on the butt. Not that I was thinking about getting the Jeedos for myself or anything....
Screenshot of part of a denim themed swim suit. There is a fake rear pocket that has a logo reading "MINIONS & MONSTERS SPEEDO"
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 16/09/2026
Breaking: The Clash at Demonhead will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
A comic book band featuring one of Ramona Flower's Evil Exes from Scott Pilgrim vs the World.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 13/09/2026
Once I noticed this I couldn't not notice it. No idea if it's intentional.
A closeup of the letter G where the top is slightly thinner than the bottom
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 12/09/2026
Very funny to me that this post from @justincat66.bsky.social came from the beer feed and not mnwx (it's the word stout).
Screenshot of a post talking about severe weather in MN.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 08/09/2026
Ok so after hearing you guys rave about it, I finally found some time in my schedule and stopped by. Gotta say, kinda underwhelmed.
The entrance to the MN state fair grounds looking abandoned. A closer look will show that the dates listed are for 2017 because the fair closed yesterday.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 07/09/2026
Dryer365 is worried about the backlash against data centers.
A hand dryer with a logo that reads "XLERATOR eco. EXCEL DRYER"
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 06/09/2026
47th and Upton. This is from street view earlier this summer. Gotta wonder how many other bike blvd signs didn't get updated. It's only been what, 8 years?
Screenshot of a street view from Google maps. The top half shows a bike blvd sign with an arrow pointing one direction sating 54th and an arrow pointing the other direction saying lake Calhoun. The bottom half shows the intersection where this sign is located: 47th and Upton in Minneapolis MN. 

The correct name of the lake is bde maka ska.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 05/09/2026
This implies the existence of word dryer, PowerPoint dryer, Outlook dryer...
A hand dryer with a logo that reads "XLERATOR. EXCEL DRYER"
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 04/09/2026
have you considered.....
A lawn goose wearing a bear costume
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 02/09/2026
Anyway, have a picture of banana walnut bread.
Banana walnut bread on a cooling rack.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 29/08/2026
Sorry y'all but it's on the side of a building so it's officially official: if you're not a southsider you're having less fun.
Picture of a building with the words "southsiders have more fun" painted on
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 27/08/2026
I've decided that the Top the Tater map is the correct map of the midwest.
A map of MN and surrounding states.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 24/08/2026
You can see her for quite a ways.
Salem Sue, the world largest Holstein. She is standing on a hill and is quite a distance away. 

Its a fiberglass cow statue.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 24/08/2026
Sickos meme looking through the window "yes... Ha ha ha ... YES!"
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 20/08/2026
I just opened up a new tab in firefox and uhhh I don't think the world cup is still going?
Screenshot showing some clocks and also a button saying "Keep tabs on the world cup"
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 12/08/2026
A little sad we didn't break 80% but I will take it. Because Fuck Ice
Vote totals for a precinct showing Peggy Flanagan wins with 78.95%
Candidate	Totals	Percent
 Peggy Flanagan	574	78.95%	
 Peter John Murgic	0	0.00%	
 George H Kalberer	1	0.14%	
 Kurt Michael Anderson	2	0.28%	
 Angie Craig	145	19.95%	
 Billy Nord	5	0.69%
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 12/08/2026
Well Joanne you better get out there and fucking vote blue the way all the craig supporters told me that I would have to vote blue no matter who.
Screenshot of an article that reads: 
"Craig's Supporters worry Flanagan will lose to Michele Tafoya
Supporters of Rep Angie Craig expressed disappointment at Lt Gov Peggy Flanagan winning the democratic primary for US Senate. JoAnn Pasternack said she's worried Flanagan may lose to a republican come November. Former Sports Broadcaster Michele Tafoya won the GOP primary on Tuesday. 

'I Worry that the republicans are gonna just write fraud all over her, and they wanted her," she said on the sidelines of Craig's election night party in St Paul"
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 11/08/2026
Seen on my walk this morning.
Graffiti on an electrical box that reads "Trump is a Pedo"
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 11/08/2026
Voter #75 at my precinct. Hopefully things go the way I want. Another one for the collection.
An "I voted" sticker
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 22/07/2026
I just came across these in my office. We accumulate odd things in life.
Two very large posters from the cdc featuring a zombie. One has the slogan "don't be a zombie, be prepared" the other "get a kit, make a plan, be prepared"
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 16/07/2026
I wonder what the world record for worst aqi is. Also we need a new scale.
Air quality index report for grand marais MN showing 1270. Anything above 300 is hazardous.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 10/07/2026
What if bike ride indeed.
An orange gravel bike at the top of the savo bridge looking towards downtown Minneapolis An orange gravel bike leaning against a stone wall with minnehaha falls in the background
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 09/07/2026
Reporting in from the uptown!
A picture of the earth against the blackness of space. The pale blue dot as carl sagan once referred to it, the spaceship traveling throughout the cosmos with the history of every human who has ever lived safely within in. It is circled in red with the word "Uptown?" written in red next to it, signifying that no matter where you reside on this beautiful orb you are always within the boundaries of the uptown neighborhood of Minneapolis Minnesota.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 06/07/2026
I was thinking more this vibe.
Bart Simpson in a bathrobe with a pipe that blows bubbles
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 02/07/2026
This shit showing up at my inbox everytime might be finally enough to stop using gmail for much of anything at all.
Screenshot of the Gemini offer that is showing up in gmail inboxes.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 11/06/2026
90s techno making a comeback.
A notification from google photos that reads:
"Ready for this?
Ready for this?"

https://youtu.be/iPOmFUid3vA?si=ST72rpkIf-d0jCi8
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 07/06/2026
Love the views here.
A grey rocky beach with an extremely grey foggy sky behind it.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 28/05/2026
Took a gummy over lunch and now I don't want to work.
Skittles gummies, wild berry flavor
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 28/05/2026
These rabbits are getting pretty bold.
A rabbit sprawled in a yard eating crass. He's near the camera.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 25/05/2026
Reskeet with a favorite picture of yourself I think this was feb of '21? We had just spent 10 days subzero or something. There was a photo contest and I somehow won with this picture.
A white man with a dad bod sitting in a camp chair. He is wearing a floral speedo, pink sunglasses and black face mask. He is using a reflector to work on his tan. 

He is also sitting in the snow.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 11/05/2026
I feel like I found @lookitup.baby bumper sticker at doors open yesterday.
A bumper sticker that reads:
"KEEP HONKING!
I ALSO am a GOOSE who PRETENDING to be HUMAN fear not COMRADE our DAY will COME" with a picture of a honking goose. 

Its on a subaru forester apparently.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 07/05/2026
Something I will absolutely not be doing fidelity. But I guess at least you didn't open one for me to reduce friction.
Screenshot saying the next thing for me to do is open a fidelity crypto account.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 02/05/2026
Sad update, I feel like it's false advertising now but I didn't have a pool noodle with me. Cc: @dan-prokosch.bsky.social & @shiftedshaped.bsky.social
A sign that reads "caution: this sign has sharp edges" but it has been updated to read "had"

It's clearly a danger.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 25/04/2026
A size comparison to a coaster for the size of this thing. It's definitely easy to slide into a pocket. Also never sure if I should do threads or quotes in a situation like this
An xteink x4 on a coaaterAn xteink x4 leaning against a tulip glass filled with beer.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 21/04/2026
I have answered this many times already, yes this is within the uptown neighborhood of minneapolis!
A picture of the earth circled in red with the word "Uptown?" in the lower left. This is a map denoting the correct boundaries of the Uptown Minneapolis Neighborhood.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 10/04/2026
I definitely recommend the German art exhibit at @artsmia.bsky.social both relevant and extremely well done.
Picture of a painting named "the orator no 1" by Conrad felixmueller
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 09/04/2026
Hell yeah Ilhan is gonna do a kickflip
Screenshot of an email from Ilhan Omar where the subject line is "radical"

The first line indicates that this is in fact a serious email as she is talking about bombs. 

This post is intended as a light hearted jape at the subject line.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 03/04/2026
The Laurentian and the Rt Hon Paul Martin would be the two further out, left and right I believe.
Shipping map of duluth harbor and area showing several ships. Left to right in the big lake would be a coast guard ice breaker, the lee tregurtha, the laurentian, then the rt hon paul j martin.
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 02/04/2026
Forgot to do this in February and its a day late for march but close enough.
Atomic HabitsGentlemen of the woodsThe Price of the starsStarpilots grave
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 30/03/2026
The Secret Tunnel song guy from Avatar the Last Airbender
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Spoooooky Pants 🧛‍♂️ @farnaby.xyz · 30/03/2026
Apparently I did some steps today.
Screenshot from Google fit showing 148 heart points, 17,446 steps, 1,957 cal, 7.64 mil and 172 move minutes.
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