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Farmdaddy

@farmdaddy1.bsky.social
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huge fan of honesty and respect for same. born with wink in the year of nike. begetter of three z’s. devout believer in tahbishah

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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 5h
i board with group 9 and stroll to 37e, stunted in line observing the rich folk observing the poor folk and disconnect for as long as it takes
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 6h
didn’t mean to break the bed at your Airbnb man, we tend to get inspired at weddings
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
lived in the now with my favorite people for a few days, here’s a thousand words
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
thought the whole point of rollercoasters was “oh shit, we might die” but i guess nobody believed it could actually happen(?)
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
that’s the thing—i don’t care if you’re mad at me because you did something stupid and i said so. learn or fuck off
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
listen to the crickets, listen to the birds, watch the squirrels run, see the light above the trees,, and just be for a moment
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
nothing but love today
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ok now i’m hungry all of a sudden
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
well damn
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
teddy roosevelt refused to shoot a bear tied to a tree and he’s remembered as a badass. OK—who the fuck tied that bear to a tree tho
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
caught a glimpse of her in a news clip and it jump-scared me
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not taking a stand, but suggesting a thing for sure
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
life is short—buy a new shirt. maybe some new shoes, too. fuck it, upgrade the ride. eat pizza
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
quite admire folks who can’t stand to see weak ass bitches act like strong men. gets my dander up as well big respect P
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
amen—same goes for racism
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s Faux Intelligence (kinda like the guy talking here)
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“the inmates are going to run the asylum, it’ll be fine”
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so, why isn’t the war over then?
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
five feet ten inches of fuckboi
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hell, make up your own silly bullshit and worship a frog. true Americans DO NOT CARE. which is precisely why it’s baked into the constitution —believe what you wish and leave others to do the same
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
atheism, buddhism, christianity, deism, episcopalian, franciscans, gnosticism, hebrew, islam, judaism, karaism, lutheran, mormonism, nestorianism, orthodoxy, paganism, quakers, rastafarian, sikh, taoism, unitarian, vodun, wicca, xhosa, yazidism, zoroastrianism
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
freedom of religion means exactly what it says.
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
delete this inane garbage
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
little known fact—the guy who invented soup also invented shaving your mustache
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gonna need you to watch “Far and Away” before we can have an intelligent discussion regarding kidman or cruise’s body of work, much less the arrogance of rich folk entitlement
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’m not saying marching bands need to update their uniform designs but yes i am saying that
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
can’t satisfy a hustler. kind of the reason they’re like that. reformed hustler, myself—that young bull/old bull bit is actually about the same cow
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sh-shhh…drunk me told you secrets you need to keep to yourself now, hon
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
that feeling when your mother in law’s new ride makes yours look due for an upgrade
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“over medium” breakfast chefs everywhere: pfffft
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
that’s my bad—shout out to Applejacks and whole milk, too
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
dang—almost forgot about chocolate and caramel
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
to be loved is there really another thing?
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
maybe i eat that banana bread, maybe i throw it at a passing city bus. either way i'm thankful
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
when it comes to receiving from others, i’m well past my wtf am i gonna do with this bullshit and well on to my tyvm for this gesture of sacrifice phase
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like that for lane kiffin
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
where can i get me some of whatever Mitch McConnell is talking?
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sorry—i’ve had to sit and chat with too many everyday, embrace your own ugly, people in my many days (plus hats exist) to NOT laugh at that rug on your head. i’ll see myself out
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a bit shortsighted (on purpose? idk)—-many MANY other bank accounts get negatively affected as well. He has quite the dilemma, but that doesn’t make all this his fault. billionaire erotic massage enjoyer Mr KKKraft is right there, but as advocates we’re busy taking swipes at Ed Sheeran?
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big Laundry: dry detergent Consumers: sometimes it clumps on the clothes BL: liquid detergent C: love it, well even put little compartments for it in all the machines BL: dry detergent in a pod
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
holy fuck, some of y’all don’t understand your own religion
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every day i have to interact with other people, i am ever so subtly reminded how i kinda hate most people
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
September is lawnmaxxing month (unless you didn’t put in the work this year, nerd)
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“i’m gonna be honest with you” = “i’m gonna be awesome with you”
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we need to e pluribus unum again ffs
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
told my kids all about fight club so now maybe we can be a little more serious when i say “don’t tell your mom”
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just have to say another word in between—i know because that’s how i do it, and i’ve only seen Michael Keaton that one time
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i can help—do you currently have donuts in your apartment?
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
kinda scary your body can just decide to stop doing all the things and you’re like, oh shit how do you take the heart off autopilot for a minute?
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
are you saying “triclub”? never heard of it
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