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Farmdaddy

@farmdaddy1.bsky.social
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huge fan of honesty and respect for same. born with wink in the year of nike. begetter of three z’s. devout believer in tahbishah

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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 22h
teddy roosevelt refused to shoot a bear tied to a tree and he’s remembered as a badass. OK—who the fuck tied that bear to a tree tho
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
not taking a stand, but suggesting a thing for sure
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
life is short—buy a new shirt. maybe some new shoes, too. fuck it, upgrade the ride. eat pizza
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
amen—same goes for racism
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“the inmates are going to run the asylum, it’ll be fine”
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
freedom of religion means exactly what it says.
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
little known fact—the guy who invented soup also invented shaving your mustache
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gonna need you to watch “Far and Away” before we can have an intelligent discussion regarding kidman or cruise’s body of work, much less the arrogance of rich folk entitlement
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’m not saying marching bands need to update their uniform designs but yes i am saying that
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
can’t satisfy a hustler. kind of the reason they’re like that. reformed hustler, myself—that young bull/old bull bit is actually about the same cow
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sh-shhh…drunk me told you secrets you need to keep to yourself now, hon
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
that feeling when your mother in law’s new ride makes yours look due for an upgrade
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“over medium” breakfast chefs everywhere: pfffft
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
to be loved is there really another thing?
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
when it comes to receiving from others, i’m well past my wtf am i gonna do with this bullshit and well on to my tyvm for this gesture of sacrifice phase
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I like that for lane kiffin
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
where can i get me some of whatever Mitch McConnell is talking?
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
sorry—i’ve had to sit and chat with too many everyday, embrace your own ugly, people in my many days (plus hats exist) to NOT laugh at that rug on your head. i’ll see myself out
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a bit shortsighted (on purpose? idk)—-many MANY other bank accounts get negatively affected as well. He has quite the dilemma, but that doesn’t make all this his fault. billionaire erotic massage enjoyer Mr KKKraft is right there, but as advocates we’re busy taking swipes at Ed Sheeran?
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big Laundry: dry detergent Consumers: sometimes it clumps on the clothes BL: liquid detergent C: love it, well even put little compartments for it in all the machines BL: dry detergent in a pod
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
holy fuck, some of y’all don’t understand your own religion
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
every day i have to interact with other people, i am ever so subtly reminded how i kinda hate most people
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
September is lawnmaxxing month (unless you didn’t put in the work this year, nerd)
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“i’m gonna be honest with you” = “i’m gonna be awesome with you”
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
we need to e pluribus unum again ffs
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
told my kids all about fight club so now maybe we can be a little more serious when i say “don’t tell your mom”
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
kinda scary your body can just decide to stop doing all the things and you’re like, oh shit how do you take the heart off autopilot for a minute?
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
are you saying “triclub”? never heard of it
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sure you could do the dishes in just fifteen minutes, but what next—vacuum in ten? sweep in five? clean a toilet in two? take out the garbage? crazy talk.
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
thinking of hs crushes… <cue debbie gibson music>
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
bet on yourself
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
goddammit, fell in love again today
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i have a son who believes someone else shouldn’t have to lose in order for him to win. i pnder same every time i hear “imagine”
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lotta folks don’t know how much better oily peanut butter tastes on a ritz than a saltine for dinner, and their tales of “poverty” tend to be the tell
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
no haunted houses exist in Australia because enough scary things live there as to negate the need to invent stupid shit to be afraid of
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my wife’s ideas on an ideal life are every bit as important as mine, same as every other child ever born on this 🌎
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
well, rich, it’s 2026 and now folks just take their fuckin business elsewhere
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the ultimate goal is your children being proud of You, every side quest mattered, and they all know how to swim
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
you don’t stay married 33 yrs because it’s a “happy marriage”. our happy streak record is about 7 hrs. inevitably the ‘i cook you do the dishes’ idea remerges, to my irritable chagrin
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
downgrade a movie Easter Staycation
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*random thought i only have while drinking and smoking* tomorrow i’ma cut back on the drinking and smoking.
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
originally there were four little pigs, but the first built his house out of nylon and fiberglass, so they skipped that idiotic bit
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
NY’ers at the sheep farm: so…i hear ewes guys is rams
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
if i was able to do it all over again, i would again choose love over money. too many of you poor fucks know nothing of the concept
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
hate to break it to you, but we’ve been socialist since taxes began. if it’s not the task of government to protect its people with our collective contributions, then wtf is its role?
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
*dies* oh fuck i thought that was just jokes
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
in Spokane and just heard the Omaha zoo is the baddest —we’ll see about that this Sunday, bitch
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i want to talk about interesting things with interesting people, but please save the misinformation and gusto, uncle redneck
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i’m having ice cream and watching the closest will farrell movie, wyd?
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Farmdaddy @farmdaddy1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
from me to you, estranged old friend—what were you even thinking, fucking dickhead?
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