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Lance Farley

@farlance.bsky.social
598 followers 499 following 47 posts

Drummer, retired government employee, very amateur bassist and keyboardist but surprisingly decent singer. I will not message you to finagle money out of you, and unsolicited DMs will get you blocked.

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Lance Farley @farlance.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Where are the "showers" again?
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Tom Booker @tbooker1.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 25/06/2025
Incredibly embarrassing
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dan @amerkincynic.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Poster Boy for maga
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Lance Farley @farlance.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Has the executive order been issued yet to change the U.S. motto from "E Pluribus Unum" to "Intelligence Is Irrelevant?"
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Reese Waters @troubledh2o.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Can you 🫵 name 3 benefits? Be realistic, because we are watching! Annddddd…..goooooo! 👀👀👀 #ReeseWaters
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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Lance Farley @farlance.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Well, political failures have to blame somebody....
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Paul van der Meer @paulvandermeer.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Trip advice
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/05/2025
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
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Lance Farley @farlance.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Sweet Jerkin' Joseph Smith!
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Lance Farley @farlance.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Yeah, right, try enacting that. gizmodo.com/gop-senator-...
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GOP Senator Introduces Bill to Make All Porn a Federal Crime, Following Project 2025 Playbook
Mike Lee wants to deliver a death knell to PornHub.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.
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Lance Farley @farlance.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The repeal of this is, in my opinion, the basis of the state the US is in now.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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Lance Farley @farlance.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Agree, Drew.
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Tony Pennino @beatnikprof.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
#MusicSky #MayTheFourth
SORRY, NERDS
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DAVE BRUBECK DAY
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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
"Tin soldiers and Nixon's comin' We're finally on our own This summer I hear the drummin' Four dead in Ohio." Neil Young Remembering: Allison Krause, 19 Jeffrey Miller, 20 Sandra Lee Scheuer, 20 William Schroeder, 19 4 May 1970
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
And they take their drugs with no second guessing..........
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
"What's to stop a foreign government, eager to bribe the American president, from quietly dumping money into Trump’s crypto project, effectively making direct payments to the president without public disclosure? Nothing." www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
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Trump’s controversial meme coin ‘contest’ proves predictably profitable for the president
“This isn’t Trump just being Trump,” a Democratic senator said. “The Trump coin scam is the most brazenly corrupt thing a president has ever done.”
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Mike Buchanan @mikebuck.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Kristi Noem's purse gets "stolen" right next to Secret Service and now they have "caught" the unnamed perp who just happens to be an illegal immigrant. Sure, Jan.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2025
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2025
2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids theonion.com/2-year-...
2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Charlie Austin @chuckles-s.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
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Mariah 🇺🇸🦋🇺🇸🦋🇺🇸🦋 @mariahbrown.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
🤮
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Blue Tsunami #NoKings @bluefuture.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Donald Trump did not make Republicans who they are. Instead he coalesced them by tapping into their desires by saying the quiet part out loud.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/04/2025
Boat derangement syndrome
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Lance Farley @farlance.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Because Congress is too chickens*** to take a chance on alienating his cult. You, sir, were not.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
1) Fox News is for real not showing stock-market ticker during this week's collapse. 2) Its economic news is "strong jobs report." 3) Every time I've checked in today, the coverage has been "illegal immigrants committing new crimes." This is state propaganda, on a par with North Korea or PRC.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The stock market is tanking so badly it almost feels like we are being governed by someone who went bankrupt six tim— Oh.
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Lance Farley @farlance.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Take it from "God."
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Oh.
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After Dinner Conversation® @afterdinnerconversation.com · 03/04/2025
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Lance Farley @farlance.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Let them eat...
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Breaking: Cory Booker has officially delivered the longest Senate floor speech in US history, surpassing Strom Thurmond’s filibuster against the Civil Rights Act.
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Dani Carr @itsdanicarr.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Record broken. Fuck Strom Thurmond and every segregationist forever.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
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Lance Farley @farlance.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Here's some future comedy.
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