Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I say 67 to anger people over the age of 30. "But Faris you are thirty" That makes it even funnier. 010
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Steam's age verification in Australia requiring a credit card, means that an adult who is disabled, and on the pension, thus ineligible for a credit card, is barred from buying mature Steam games. A lot of placed covering it miss that aspect. Help me spread the word. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...pcgamer.comSteam now requires Australian users to have a credit card to purchase R18+ games, and no, a simple bank debit card won't workIf you don't have a credit card, you don't play adult games. 028
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I wonder what percentage of Rhythm game players would, if queuing for a game, let a kid go ahead of them to try it for the first time. (Presuming the kid is polite, not being a brat etc) I would, but also 90% of kids just walk up, slap a button, and walk away cause their parents don't give a fuck. 000
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Collecting Vocal stims like Pokemon "Sustingus" "Sheter, what are you doing here?" "Boys club!" "This year give her English muffins" "Yes yes yes yes!" "No wait- It's at least a C+" "It's a little me, I want you to have this" "Bob throw me!" "Dig up stupid" "Dental Plan" "I brought you a glue!" 000
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Throwing down the gauntlet and saying I'll only marry someone who can beat me at blind speedrunning races like I'm a warrior queen or something. 000
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Dude this FRV kicks ass and I can watch ODST while I'm driving. "What your favourite AC/DC song trooper?" "Helldiver's Bells!" Dude those divers are so fucking funny they make me wanna throw a 380 without looking. 000
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Voting to replace the term "dubcon" with "Schrodinger's Consent" 000
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Model kits make for such a great gift. Because by their own nature, if someone accidentally gets gifted two of the same one. They just get to paint them differently. 000
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The failure of a community discord when it reaches a certain size and becomes reduced to nothing but toxicity and screaming can be directly connected to it's difference usage of WoW's Barrens chat. In that the latter will inevitably be left by most players after a time. In this video essay I will... 000
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I was gonna make a post about a funny made-up touhou spell card name but instead I found out that "Gun Sign [3D Printer Gun]" is a real spell card one character has. 020
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Everytime I accidentally stumble into a Kris's gender/pronouns argument. I remember the vitriol specifically is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of ambiguity in writing, the intent of the creator, and the actual use of they/them pronouns. 020
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 25/06/2026It's always interesting playing Deltarune. Because it's a prime example of how to do goofy characters right. Especially after the first act, basically everything has charm. And somehow it doesn't feel forced. Even at it's most memeable. 010
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Whenever I feel like I can't sleep, just imagine that pointing to me is an arrow with text saying "forgot to take his evening meds - clueless" next to it. 010
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I need to find a TTRPG group to join, I have the urge to roleplay but lack the outlet for it. 120
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 03/06/2026A massive corporation making a good decision about something is like Godzilla saving the day. Sure most of the time they're a menace to reality, but I'm not gonna complain about the good parts when they happen. 100
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 28/05/2026"Unc" will never work on me due to the fact that Danny Sexbang exists as the prime example of "it doesn't fucking matter." 010
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Annoyed by the fact that thanks to AI bullshit, I basically can never take a chance on "beginner" commissions again without knowing the person personally. Thinking on this as I ponder kind of wanting to commission a song of some kind. Not just stream BGM but like, proper ~4 minute song. 110
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 24/05/2026You ever see something you know as the kinkiest most depraved shit on the planet. Broadcasted to a way too wide audience with an air of "no it's pretty well made!" I'm feeling that right now for a certain game I'm aware of. It's not wrong, but it's like if someone streamed a sfw cut of a snuff film 010
Reposted by Faris V5kalina2hu.bsky.social @kalina2hu.bsky.social · 18/05/2026it's so funny how in stark contrast the like two token cishet dudes in my armored core server feel like Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar 1887
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 11/05/2026"Why isn't your expanded family rich?" Instead of investing and being cynical we save for rainy days, and then spend on helping each other. Pets included because woo vet bills. I think I've said before, my privilege is that our family is very tight knit. So nobody is ever on a knife's edge alone. 300
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 10/05/2026@yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social Has anyone yelled at you to try Dead as Disco? store.steampowered.com/app/3404260/... It's rhythm applied to Arkham style combat.store.steampowered.comSave 20% on Dead as Disco on SteamMartial arts meets music video in Dead as Disco, a neon-drenched Beat ‘Em Up where every punch, kick, and combo syncs to the music. Join Charlie Disco on a quest to confront the villainous Idols and r... 000
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I should've found a partner while I was still way into FFXIV. It was my best shot at meeting someone who could match the "locked in a room gaming for weeks on end" energy 020
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 26/04/2026It's good life has settled, I can finally refocus myself again. Get to exercising and getting out of the house more. That did really well for me last year. [Cue reminder that healthy living kickstarts my libido] ......Uh oh. 010
Reposted by Faris V5Dagda Aeon - Demon Dragon VTuber @aeondagda.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Hey all, Doing another #Donathon, on behalf of my lovely high priestess who's currently between jobs. In order to ease her anxieties, I've decided to start setting up a marathon stream this weekend to raise $850 to cover the rent for her home. Please show support at streamelements.com/dagdaaeon/tipstreamelements.com 123
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Is there a spiders georg equivalent for dumb internet opinions? Like "Oh I hate how many people keep saying the RE4 remake makes the original obselete" "Wait, how many people are saying that?!" "No no, it's @many.people, they also think soft serve is woke and that any anime made before 2015 is ugly" 010
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Me when someone says my name is Will but I'm only allowed to talk like a caveman while correcting them. 030
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Smuggler's Run is interesting, it gives the AI the exact same vehicles you have, which means you can't overtake on a straightaway. Does this make it the Dark Souls of driving games 000
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Idc man the Harlem Shake was a fun meme. Got people making stuff together, having a silly fun time and all it took was a quick edit anyone could do 021
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Mental note for future fantasy TTRPG character ideas. >Try playing familiars and low-level summons as my real life pets that have passed away. I'd love to have a reason to remember and think about them more. And maybe make others smile with their remembered personality and quirks the same way I do. 020
Reposted by Faris V5Vicky Sanctus - EN Vtuber and RPG Fanatic @vickysanctus.vtubers.social · 20/03/2026It's Vicky Shower, coming up the lead near the last corner in the Arima Kinen! (artist is @mokujhinnn.bsky.social ) 1123
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Just letting everyone know @missingbird.bsky.social killed me right before we ended a helldive when I was carrying 3 common and 6 rare samples so you might not wanna work with them anymore /s 000
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Today I may turn 30, but I also spent about 10 years of my life in a depressed, anxiety ridden haze I only got out of around the age of 26. So at this point I'm still judging milestones like I'm in my early 20s as far as "how well I'm using my time." 040
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Shoutout to the 20-ish discord servers at the very bottom of my list that I'm still in and have completely muted & haven't checked in years because they've got sweet emotes. 020
Reposted by Faris V5Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Some days I'm just feeling less twinkbot more thotbot y'know? @nebulosdraws.bsky.social did a fantastic job, be sure to check out their stuff! 011
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Some days I'm just feeling less twinkbot more thotbot y'know? @nebulosdraws.bsky.social did a fantastic job, be sure to check out their stuff! 011
Reposted by Faris V5Nebulos 🔞 (commission OPEN !) @nebulosdraws.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Robobs out!! render for @farisv5.bsky.social 2136
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 17/01/2026Devil May Cry VI, with a fully realized co-op mode like what V had for short segments. (Optionally solo or with AI depending on preference) But so long as one of the two players is doing a combo, the meter doesn't decay for either. Add a way for finishers to "alley-oop" the enemy to the other player 010
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Gotta find me someone who can draw me aura farming as hard as Neo Metal Sonic always does. 110
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Sex is great and all but have you ever played Ace Combat 4? 110
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Who the fuck substitutes white bread with multigrain in a grocery order. (The answer is someone trying to get rid of their excess multigrain bread) 000
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 21/12/2025We should just disable steam forums for games at this point 010
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Been a Divinity fan for 13 years. If Larian doesn't come out and say "we're culling all AI processes from our entire company henceforth." I won't be playing the new Divinity when it releases. Any indie CRPGs wanna get thrown my way? Ideally combat heavy, dungeon crawlers, crunchy stuff. 000
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Once again, my heart goes out to friends and general LGBTQ+ people in America... Wish I could do more to help, but if you ever need a sensible reminder that there are places that do care about you and your needs. Well, I'm always open to chat about it on discord. Share vibes from somewhere positive. 000
Reposted by Faris V5Dirtbashr 🧡 @dirtbashr.bsky.social · 06/12/2025COMMISSION! @vickysanctus.vtubers.social did a fusion dance with @cosmikracc.bsky.social's OC Suzi! 3185
Faris V5 @farisv5.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Out of the workshop, into the apartment upstairs. 18+ on Joystick.tv going live now!joystick.tvFaris_V5 - Watch me stream now on joystick.tvCozy CRPG Dungeon Times 000