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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

They keep using pics of Abdul El Sayed from 2020 because he has baby fat and they think he’s too hot these days but tricks on them he stays cute

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So I saw 4:44 while I was taking a dump and said out loud “I didn’t have to be shitting” and on the tv Adam Sandler in the longest yard says “shit happens” then I wipe tears from my eyes and he says “stop crying” How’s ur morning going

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My biggest takeaway from a 5 day staycation is that I use the toilet a lot

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I want the community movie to be directed by Abed and it should be just like his first movie with guerilla camerawork and disjointed voiceover of the real cast living their lives since the end of the show.

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ok fill in the blank with a movie title other than Breakfast at Tiffany’s that fits the song lyric 🎶And I said what about “_______” Because for some reason I just sang “Passport to Pimlico” and I think I’m onto something

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

We thought the white walkers were climate change, they were tech bros

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

For some reason I thought the twentysomethings at work would know Huey Dewey and Louie

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Something about synth music crinkles my blood it’s not romantic it’s terrifying

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My dog and I have the same dinner is it girl dinner or boy kibble

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Never seen so many tomato sandwiches in my life, complete psyop

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Idiocracy sequel where we see the super rich keeping everyone else in those garbage heaps, they’re dumb too just more evil

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Ok I’m going all in on uncrustables, this is my new walking out the door verbal checklist: phone wallet keys Sammy

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Oh some days I think I’m not very musical then some days I feel like best part of living alone is not having to reckon with not being a good singer

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

You guys I just spent 40 minutes with a woman who was in active crisis about losing her cosmetology license at 83, I didn’t end up doing much but I gave her hope that there are still patient helpful people out there #librarywork

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Directly correlated is the rise in potency of marijuana

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I run the AC how I like because I pay the bill. And I like my room crispier than a McDonalds Sprite.

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Logically, leaks are more likely if he’s still alive. The lack of leaks points to death.

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I been saying nobody drops dead anymore Way to bring it back diva

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Back in the matrix, put me back in the matrix, please tell my baby I be back in the matrix

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

My house: pitch black, silent. Outside my window: what sounds like neverending popcorn in the sky and a heavy bass dance beat but only enough melody every once in a while for “oh is that queens of the Stone Age” It is very mad max.

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Allow me to set the scene. It is 4 July. It is 90°. I am without power. at now 11 PM, it’s been 2 full hours of fireworks from all around. I am wrapped in a torn bedsheet, the only fabric I am comfortable putting directly on my skin. My neighbors are somehow blasting Cotton eyed Joe.

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I think it would be funny if the wedding was just being simulcast and msg is like the Taylor wedding concert, but the wedding is anywhere else on the globe

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Is it just me or is aspect ratio the only thing lacking in The Matrix (1999)

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I’m 40 single and childless, and I am begging my family to remember me at 15 having watched The Matrix on vhs three times in a row when I first got it. Of course I’m non binary.

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I’d watch a 2hour doc on Mimi Bobeck. Is there backstory to her character that explains her wardrobe being so clearly clown inspired often? Or did they just want the audience to see her as a clown. She’s unique as a sitcom character, even if the writers/producers tried to put her in a box. 💃🏻➕🤡🟰🦄

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

The millennial urge to look at any room with freshly rearranged furniture and say “so many activities”

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Today two people quit and my dog got skunked

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I dreamt I set my kitchen on fire by heating a 40gal Tupperware full of oil and pouring in pancake batter and I was like “I knew it, I knew this would happen.”

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Holding a parade on a Thursday is called a four day weekend

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Sounds like a lifetime movie that turns into a hallmark movie and I’m seated

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

If you voted for Kamala why haven’t you rioted yet

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I would like to exist without justification please

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farfallevendetta.bsky.social @farfallevendetta.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Oh wait, is Al Fraido anything? Am I about to write a sheep detectives sequel about pigs?

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