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Faraday-in-Kernow

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On our Grand Tour of Europe, in Zurich, my mentor Sir Humphry Davy was dumbfounded by biskuitrolle. In shock he asked me "where is the cream in relation to the jam"!

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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 8m
We've recently had some big'ns in the bathroom. They never seem to go to the same places as the fruit flies. Anyway, think I'd be more irritated by a framework of webs around my vinegar and oil bottles than the little bastards themselves.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 39m
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The Banana Splits Band on Stage
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 1h
The spiders have been overwhelmed and have eight legged it.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 2h
Afraid it's become a bit of a social media news cliche.....but yes we're been overrun by the bastards this year due to the weather conditions
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 2h
The most bananas snapped in one minute is 119 and was achieved by Andre Ortolf in Augsburg, Germany, on 23 March 2020
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 2h
Leather products like handbags or shoes can be polished with the inside of banana peels
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 2h
Bananas are berries.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 2h
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Orson Welles as Harry Lime in The Third Man
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 2h
Perhaps this is some coordinated revenge for our having completely sequenced their genome back in 2000 using ground-breaking techniques. 🤷
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 2h
I've put the jar right next to the bubbler as well.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 2h
I've two jam jars in the kitchen with vinegar and washing-up liquid. There's loads of dead buggers in them, but have a batch of milk stout brewing and the air-lock's already got loads of the dead bastards in there too.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 2h
I don't fancy a nine inch nail up my Northern Lights.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 2h
Double arg even.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 2h
As opposed to Reclaim Reform Restore......
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 4h
Fruit fly wankers!
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 6h
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Old Man Captain America: No, I Don't Think I Will
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 6h
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The Simpsons Chief Wiggum
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 6h
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Man's Confused Reaction: What Are You Talking About?
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 6h
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Ricky Berwick: It's Just A Fact
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 7h
Or you can just cheat like @frmo.bsky.social
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 9h
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Lauren Heller: Of Course, Of Course, Of Course
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 9h
Not me....I wouldn't have questioned the pud size.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 9h
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Judge Judy's 'Yeah Right' Reaction
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 9h
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You Lucky Lucky Bastard Life Of Brian You Lucky Bastard
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 9h
I believe that's the correct gif response to lucky bastard guesses.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 9h
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Woman Says 'Wanker!'
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 22h
Ah.....that's good. For me....home made alcohol.😁
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 22h
Cheers mate....just so aware now of what you're not allowed! But hope the regime is working for you.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 23h
Thanks!
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 23h
It's always been my favourite food. But the only rule with it is time out of the sea. A freshly caught mackerel will always be much better than a turbot 3 days in a posh fishmongers.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 23h
When I ended up in Tooting I was working in Southwark and got to know the Aylesbury Estate...something a kid from a fishing village in the SW could never have imagined.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 23h
Cheers Ash!
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
First Well St then further up...Millfields Road Lower Clapton.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hackney was the first place I lived in London........sooooo.....maybeeee
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Confused What Reaction
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cheers!
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Scallops, lemon sole and crab were main quality seafood landed in Looe. So expensive now. Even the once cheap, tasty mackerel is becoming rarer. 😢
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Started with poor man's kir royale. Made blackcurrant vodka kir from glut of fruit the neighbours didn't want. Was cheap prosecco we'd been given.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No cake....I don't have a sweet tooth....and I'm the only one cooking anything. Mrs Fa did make a lovely fire outside though and rig up the umbrella in case of rain 😃
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
👍
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes....and I cooked it myself as Mrs Fa doesn't enjoy cooking. But Mrs Fa also had a "birthday meal" I don't mind.....honest.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Birthday tea was..... rye bread with smoked salmon and dill mustard sauce scallops and black pudding....salad stuff pan fried lemon sole fillets with herb/caper butter
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's where the local flag shaggers pinned a union flag last year. It was gone next day. Anyway....I've got the whisk. Look out for the Cornish Times obituaries. Alternatively, I may end up with an installation in Tate Modern
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do I have to do your work for you....and on my birthday....you do know where I live?
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck that.....M5 starts at bloody Exeter!
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So do I....might get that whisk out again.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have nothing to do with mass-murdering GPs.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Unsurprising if @frmo.bsky.social is using it as footwear.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm not interested in that.....tedious pedantry should be free and available to everyone and anyone. I'm considering becoming the Martin Lewis of 'tedious pedantry'. And I firmly believe it should be on the national curriculum.
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Faraday-in-Kernow @faradayinkernow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Things have suddenly got all proprietorial round here.....are there any other ownership issues I should be aware of?
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