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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 1h
my favorite skip over the panic will always be, "I realized this body was gay" in Unbound Silk though lmao --
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 1h
preview for next willows update, silly me for thinking courtesan shen yuan who only has ever had male clients and then ends up in a relationship with a man wouldn't have his weird gay crisis
Shen Yuan couldn’t help it. He laughed. He dropped his arm and looked up at Airplane. “No. I didn’t even think I was gay—” Shen Yuan had a momentary mental twitch. “Actually, am gay? Shit. I… they don’t have a lot of female clients that want male courtesans so I didn’t even consider… and then Qingge looks like that and we only had sex because he was dying. Fuck. I don’t even think I’ve ever thought about it.”

“Bro,” Shang Qinghua said, leaning towards him. “Not thinking about it kinda supports you being gay more than anything else.” 

“I could be bi!” Shen Yuan objected. 

Shang Qinghua looked skeptical. “Really, Cucumber-bro? You are surrounded by beautiful women all the time who would be happy to throw down to bone town. If you haven’t thought about it by now, I don’t think you were ever going to.”

Shen Yuan sat up and spun around to glare up at him. “That doesn’t count! All the women belong to…”

“My son?” Shang Qinghua suggested, grinning.
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 2h
(I mean do still rec those, sometimes people miss them but c'mon.)
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 2h
"this fic needs more recognition!" it's the top kudos/commented fic in the category
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 2h
could only find the forum post(s) where peerless cucumber mocked the 'soft bosoms trembling' line lmao :/
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 2h
I've got like three that I don't think I'm gonna end up writing that I already wrote on and I'm like what do you even do with those? why can I not have the skills of Feynite's amazing goddamn AU compilation where I magically create an entire world in a oneshot and move on
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 2h
finally close out a WIP file and my brain starts twitching like what if I opened another one, NO, stop it!
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 2h
sounded dirtier than I meant it to, but considering the subject matter, we'll let it go
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 2h
LRP lmao this is how I write Bing-ge using xin mo in the Sha Yuan universe--he just needs to blow on the cartridge occasionally
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yul 2 electric boogaloo @oripathic.bsky.social · 3h
[message log]

when you think about it, for sv binghe, xin mo is a cursed dangerous sword etc etc
for bingge, who has had it for a while now, it's probably like having a really cool computer that crashes all the time
and if you use like the harem nun triplets as a means to regulate his qi, bingge essentially married tech support to keep it running
in a way, he's the original ipad kid
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 2h
ah dang, I guess that's better than nothing
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 3h
are there any excerpts of proud immortal demon way in svsss?
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 3h
why do our brains let us remember that we HAD a thought but not what it was??? can we not at least forget we had it!!
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Batvone @batvone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Svsss Big Bang is here!!! Art I made for "Chicken Feet" by @omnipretzel.bsky.social and co-artists maadrut (tumblr) and @fafafox.bsky.social Please check it out and look out for more soon 👀 archiveofourown.org/works/920486... #svsssbigbang2026 #svsss #人渣反派自救系统 #bingyuan #binggeyuan #bingqiu
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 3h
I got off coffee to help with something I cannot remember what and it was so weird. I still LIKE coffee so I'll have it occasionally, but it's freeing not to have an automatic headache from withdrawal at least.
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SairusB @sairusb.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
marked with your colors 🍑🫐 #gyohua #TheApothecaryDiaries #sairusb
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 15h
I kinda hate how many bingqiu/bingyuan AU fics have just fucking KILLER meetcutes for liushen that never goes anywhere. Because I do love it (always a bridesmaid LQG is a classic) but I also always end up wanting a liushen AU of the fic.
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◇Gorbinius The Lil guy◇ @gorbinius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Casually annihilating you🤯 #tgcf #hualian
3 panel comic about hualian being hualian.

1: Xie Lian is laying on Hua Cheng's lap, leaning his head against the ghost's chest and smiling with his eyes closed. 
Hua Cheng says "Gege, how dangerous! Are you falling asleep on a ghost king's lap?"

2: Xie Lian giggles, Hua Cheng is amused. He doesn't know.

3: Xie Lian, smiling : Oh, San Lang, don't be silly! To quote someone I know, "To me, this is the safest place in the world."

Rip Hua Cheng.
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 16h
widow era max level
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 19h
it is up now, took me a while to edit archiveofourown.org/works/94031336
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 20h
some of the bingge death threats are getting a little harsh and i think maybe shen jiu is behind the keyboard
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 20h
why did my autistic ass have to note that all my previous fic entries were in multiples of five
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 20h
if I post two more fics I will have 69 total,although if I post 3 more fics based on my track record my brain will finally settle for the fandom
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 20h
Small Steps into the Sun | ~15K | M | Complete {RTs 💙} #svsss #bingqiu Luo Binghe is helped out of the woodshed after a hard punishment from a man who looks like his Shizun (aka Shen twin AU but like about how you react to trauma) archiveofourown.org/works/94031336
 Small Steps into the Sun
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Summary:

    Luo Binghe is tending to his wounds from his latest punishment in the woodshed like any other day on Qing Jing Peak when he’s led out of it by a man with his Shizun’s face and none of his personality. That day his life changes forever.

    (or, shen twin au where they're both equally traumatized but one of them manages to break the cycle of abuse)

He swallowed and automatically started babbling apologies even though he knew that seemed to make it worse (everything he did seemed to make to worse).

“Hush,” Shizun said, in a softer voice than Luo Binghe had ever heard. 

Luo Binghe blinked furiously as Shizun came closer, kneeling in the dirty wood dusted floor of the shed in front of him. The anger seeping out of Shizun’s face was as unfamiliar enough to worry Luo Binghe had finally pushed himself into a qi deviation.

“Let me see that,” Shizun said and Luo Binghe obeyed immediately, handing him the bandages. Shizun frowned at them and Luo Binghe knew he’d screwed up somehow. Ning-shijie hadn’t said where she’d gotten them from. He truly hoped she hadn’t gone into stores that she’d be caught for—that Luo Binghe would be caught for.

Shizun was frowning at the bandages and looking Luo Binghe over in a way that made him immediately drop his head. He didn’t have enough space to kowtow with how close Shizun was to him. 

Luo Binghe watched Shizun’s hands, his elegant fingers clenching into angry fists and winced—the reaction automatic. Shizun hated his flinching. He steeled himself for correction, but only a gentle open palm touched the top of his head.

“It’s all right,” Shizun said, comforting and soft in a way Luo Binghe had never heard him. “You’re going to be all right. You’re the new shidi, yes?” 

The phrasing was strange enough for Luo Binghe to open his eyes again and lift his gaze only enough to see Shizun’s face. Was this a trick? Or was Shizun the one who had qi deviated—badly enough to forget how much hated Luo Binghe?
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 22h
minus the dump spices (I've done this before with salt and hubris) if u got a good recipe for that send it over
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want the version that has her original draft without Percy Shelley's flouncy revision suggestions
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
mm sometimes you see something stupid and you just click 'hide post' and then move on with your life, it's very freeing
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think it was that creepy thing in Fergully maybe? then again I did see Jurassic Park at a drive-in movie theatre and fell asleep during the start (it was a double feature) and then woke up right at the t-rex jeep scene
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OH MY GOD IT STILL GIVES ME THE CREEPS
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
liu qingge's internal monologue: if i ever get my wife out of this stupid house and into the sect the beast peak lord is going have a field day
“Feiyan,” Liu Qingge said, the following morning, cracking through the haze of very comfortable sleep Shen Yuan was enjoying. 

“Mghmm,” Shen Yuan said, articulately and then curled more comfortably around his fuzzy pillow. 

There was an annoyed grunt and then Liu Qingge’s hands trying to take Shen Yuan’s fuzzy pillow which then made a very alarmed chirping noise. Shen Yuan woke up to find his arms entangled with the Flowered Otter-Stoat who seemed a little pinker than it had the last time he’d seen it.

“Peach fuzz,” he mumbled and then woke up properly when he realized Liu Qingge had murder face on. “Ah, it’s fine don’t kill it!” Shen Yuan ended up putting the furry thing behind him and holding his hands up in front of his murderous looking husband who… to be fair had apparently also woken up to a random furred creature invading their bed. 

Shen Yuan would’ve had a far different opinion if it had been a rat or something. 

He might’ve suggested depositing it outside and not killing it, but still.

The Flowered Otter-Stoat chirped angrily and then slunk off again before Shen Yuan could react other than to restrain Liu Qingge from murdering it.

“I think it was looking for a safe spot last night,” Shen Yuan said. It must’ve been quiet to be able to sneak in last night without waking either of them (or more honestly without waking Liu Qingge, Shen Yuan wasn’t exactly a light sleeper). 
Liu Qingge looked less murderous and more exasperated. “It’s a weasel.”

“Flowered Otter-Stoat,” Shen Yuan corrected. If it was going to keep coming back to him, probably needed a name. Peach Fuzz was a little ridiculous but on the right track. “Tao Hua,” he said, deciding Peach Blossom was a solid name to go by. Especially if the creature perked up in health and actually started growing them. 

“The thing that escaped from the beast tamer?” Liu Qingge asked skeptically. He was eyeing around the room like it might jump out and attack him from any corner. 

“Tao Hua was very hungry and I think I’m the only one who offered it food. It was really sweet! You scared it,” he added, frowning.

Liu Qingge’s mouth twisted into shapes and then he shook his head, throwing the covers off and getting out of bed.

It was far earlier than Shen Yuan wanted to do that so he flopped back down and grinned as Tao Hua snuck back into his arms and snuggled up, chirping inquisitively and blinking those huge eyes at Shen Yuan again before Shen Yuan used both hands to pet it.

Liu Qingge came back in dressed for the day and found him lazing in bed with the Flowered Otter-Stoat and sighed very deeply before grunting, “Fine,” and then leaving the room again.
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
forcing sqq to talk the entire time and then making it weird by saying it feels like he's back in shizun's womb now
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I never see any bingge accidental baby acquisition when he WAS an accidental baby acquisition--make the CIRCLE, a cycle can be more than abuse!
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
who's hotter than him? tho
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
he WOULD
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
idk why people get weird about commenting after like three days after you first post something but it feels like a trend and Im always shocked and delighted if someone bucks it since I genuinely just dont expect further interaction when something is finished
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
someone must've recced me somewhere cos new people reading (& commenting!!) on willows, but catching up on the day of THAT cliffhanger, RIP I feel bad not bad enough to edit the MONSTROSITY of the next chapter early but still
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sometimes airplane naming conventions are real fun, it's like why yes I would like to name the royal demon family that has beef with the Lius some version of 'bull-headed' and 'brute strength' thank you
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give me fic recs @silentfuture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Luo Binghe
patch notes:
HOT FIX
Kissing no longer crashes the game (sorry about that)
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the show adaption people reading svsss *let's make it more horrifying actually*
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sidenote, did the show actually put him in a picklepot or was that just a side joke? because what the fuck lmao
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(I actually have something almost completely written but I gotta stop being a baby and go back and add stuff to THAT section for the plot but I didn't wanna)
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I always gotta take deep calming breaths and breaks whenever I read something with bunhe and canon SJ!SQQ level treatment. I appreciate the complexity but also would you like me to prep the pickle pot FOR YOU cos that's JUST A BABY
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DELETER9 @deleter9.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2. Water #mxtxtober26 #tgcf #hexuan
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
svsss nyy is clearly future peak lord material (ming fan, it's okay, you're such a good number 2, just steer into it)
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Shay ☆ @spark-lemuffin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yuri!!! #art #svsss
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I did a boy VW route last time purely to lock myself out of my lordf*cker habits and then couldn't finish it cos WHY COULD I NOT ROMANCE CLAUDE????
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crystal @chicknese.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
(2024.04.29) ok, but what if bingge decorated xin mo like a kpop stan and made it shen yuan themed. for kawouwu (tumblr) who requested bingyuan sillies! ty for donating to @/SVSSSAction! #svsss #bingyuan
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's fighting me currently, probably because I GUESS it would be bad if I killed off Liu Qingge's entire family which I want to do the more I write them (ty <3)
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i'm so stupid, I thought a bookmark was rating my fic 7/10 and was like okay i guess a passing grade, but it was the chapter count
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waffles @fancywaffles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yqy's inaction is worse than any of his actions honestly
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