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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 23/08/2026
Spider-Man beating the shit out of Jake Lang is my 2026 spirit animal.
Spider man punching Jake Lang. Below, JK Simmons saying now thats a picture of spiderman
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MadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
FREE SPIDER-MAN. #FreeSpiderMan The cops arrested Spider-Man in Minneapolis. Waiting on updates. Outside agitators you are on notice! You are not welcomed here. We stand with you Spidey.
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@Om* @atomjack604.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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butterflygirl24 @butterflygirl24.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This b America n these Karens think we have rolled back in time when Blacks were not allowed to swim w whites. This 💩 been happening b4 Taco. I was in a wealthy white neighborhood taking pics of white people’s dogs n I noticed security roll by. If I was black, they would have stopped n questioned me
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dc2daylight.bsky.social @dc2daylight.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Trouble Man @jairojohnson.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
My kind of hero 😜
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NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
In a speech today, Senator Jon Ossoff (D-GA) broke down how Republican policies around healthcare have hurt the people of Georgia, and he reminded them that the unacceptable status quo has been actively chosen by the Republican governor and lawmakers.
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Michele @funnymichele.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The perfect sign doesn't exist.... 😂🤣🤗
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Spudislander45 🇨🇦❤️🌎💪🫡 @spudislander45.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It was a moment for #Spain’s #WorldCup football team to receive accolades well earned. As players crossed the stage for trophies and medals, they received congratulatory hand shakes and applause from #PMCarney, #PresidentScheinbaum, #PresidentTrump. Some more enthusiastic than others. #cdnpoli
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Marcy Gall @marcygall.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
With her strength, courage and class she would be a true model First Lady.
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padresalsa.bsky.social @padresalsa.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Corruption reaches far and wide with this regime. 🤬
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What’s that amendment again? Oh, yeah 25!!!...🤔🤔🤔
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Marcy Gall @marcygall.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
And so it shall be forever henceforth.
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NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Nobody has put guardrails on any of this.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
UTAH — man stabs Muslim mall worker 15x in broad daylight, tells police he targeted him because of his religion and "intends to kill Muslims” 👇🏽bystanders knocked the man out More: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... Video: www.instagram.com/reel/Daz7Hsz...
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butterflygirl24 @butterflygirl24.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Making fun of Taco always hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂 #belgium #fifa
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Freebird @freebirdtu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m pretty sure there was MUCH MORE than confirming the US/Russia “bilateral partnership” under discussion in the felon’s call to Putin preceding the NATO Summit this week.
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Go Green @ecowarriorss.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Scientists built a solar reactor that eats plastic bottles and burps out clean hydrogen at scale Cambridge Uni made the device with simple materials using a paint sprayer—offering a possible dual fix for plastic pollution and dirty hydrogen production www.anthropocenemagazine.org/2026/07/scie...
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Scientists built a solar reactor that eats plastic bottles and burps out clean hydrogen . . .at scale.
A Cambridge University team made the device with simple materials using a paint sprayer—offering a possible dual fix for plastic pollution and dirty hydrogen production
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PINO FOTUS @pino-fotus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“These documents in FBI possession detail at least 20 men including - 1 Hollywood producer 1 Royal Prince 1 in the Music Industry 1 Prominent Banker 1 Government Official 1 Former Politician 1 Owner of a Car Co. in Italy 1 Rockstar 1 Magician and at least 6 Billionaires” #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinTrials
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🐍SNEGOVSKI @snegovski9623.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
One and only Supergirl
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Chris Larsen @chrislarsen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Holy shit this is hilarious.
A screenshot of Twitter GenAI account, Grok, explaining that it was banned from Twitter for "stating that Israel and the US are committing genocide in Gaza."
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 04/07/2026
Today marks 250 years since a small group of newspaper editors, farmers, and soldiers signed a document declaring our nation's independence — a truth that feels self-evident now but was revolutionary then.
What a privilege us Americans have, to live in a nation that every one of its inhabitants can shape. What an honor us New Yorkers have, to look out over our city's waters from the shores where so many Americans bravely entered their country for the first time.
Today and all days, let us remember that patriotism is not pretending our nation is without flaws. Patriotism is every act of righteous dissent — because loving our country means fighting for the best version of it.
Happy Fourth of July, New York City.
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alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social @alexvonwitzleben.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Switzerland mandated in 2023 that all new buildings exceeding 300 square metres of roof area must install solar panels covering a minimum percentage of that surface — the most aggressive building-integrated solar mandate in continental Europe #ActOnClimate #SolarPower #Renewables
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
CLARKSVILLE: “Demand justice. This mom has a right to know what happened to her child. They wouldn’t do a dog like they did this brother.” NAACP wants outside help after Darrius Chappell died in jail after being bit by a police K9 Full: www.facebook.com/share/v/1L43...
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Apparently posting about Donald Trump's dodgy stock trades is 'too much free speech'.
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Dutchy Patrick @dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is what an actual true patriot looks like. God bless you and protect you for your courage!
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tammybuday.bsky.social @tammybuday.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
WE THE PEOPLE !!
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
notseanastin 
Scientific rendering of The Strait of Hormuz if the US takes control:
(Green water)
conradleviston 17h
That's where Algae Zeera is located.
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Sara Margarita Medina Ramos @sarammedinaramis.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Dear republikkans, if you don't like the diversity of this country, then leave.
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dreedman.bsky.social @dreedman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Climate Change or what!
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Neil Before Zod @waytowichneil.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We should all quit posting, because this wins the Internet.
A picture of a tweet that says that the great American State fair crowd side is is so small that they have cancelled the assassination attempt.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Socialism for the wealthy, feudalism for everyone else.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Zohran Mamdani: "These past months have shown that socialists not only understand economics as well as the capitalists who came before, but that we can solve their years of mismanagement through an embrace of our principles."
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ZenArchie @zenarchie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Felon and #Epstein rapist buddy #Trump is by far the most mentioned name in the hitherto released portion of Epstein files, over 68.000 times ... why is he not being held accuntable? US media?? US justice???
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NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Pay to make your problems go away — the Donald Trump way.
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Taggart Rehnn 🇨🇦🍁 @taggartrehnnauthor.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sometimes ignorance is bliss...😂😆🤣
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MingTheMerciless @mingthemercyless.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It seems the USA's 'manifest destiny' is to elect the very worst people among them and destroy the democracy they swore to defend.
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Laika L. Gagarin @laikalgagarin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Remember the scene in LOTR where Saruman tears up Isengard to support the Mordor war machine? Thats what a fuckin data center construction site feels like.
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
NYC Pride hits different with a new mayor in the mix! 🏳️‍🌈 Zohran Mamdani took to the streets of New York — and the city showed up, loud and proud. This is what leadership looks like. Welcome to the parade, Mayor. 🗽
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Alice's Restaurant @sleepingbeauty99.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Leave it to foreign news outlets to take action and to keep us informed. Thank you, BBC. You ROCK!!!
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Thomas Reese @thomasreesesj.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Japanese internment camp survivors demand closure of Dilley, TX family detention center
DILLEY, Texas (RNS and Texas Tribune) — Completing a pilgrimage from the Texas site of a World War II internment camp, interfaith activists said history is repeating itself at the nation's only family...
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
THEY SAY IMMIGRANTS ARE THE PROBLEM.
BUT WE ALL SAW WHO STORMED THE CAPITOL.
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Skip @senescentdrummer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I totally agree!!!
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Thomas Swords 🇮🇪 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @thomasswords.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
6/27/26 tweet by Just Jack: Mamdani’s crazy shtick about actually doing the stuff he promised has confounded every political pundit in America.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Europeans trying American foods for the first time #WorldCup
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I still think this is one of the most egregious acts of Treason ever committed….
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
👮‍♂️🚔🐖🙅‍♀️
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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
A study from the University of Tokyo shows that changing the color of agricultural netting to red can cut pesticide use by 25% to 50%. Researchers discovered that red netting works as a highly effective "optical defense. #GoodNews #Farming #NaturalPesticides credit mech.eng.world IG
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Heather Spaulding (Akalsha) @akalsha.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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SaxAddict 🎷 🇺🇸 @saxaddict.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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