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False Profiteer

@false-profiteer.bsky.social
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WOL: Flachette Kingsbane. He/Him They/Them I'm only here for FFXIV memes and post pictures of my plants.

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Kurgan @chosenofhalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It also makes a great template.
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Yoshio (GatewayFate!) @ff14yoshio.bsky.social · 19h
Yoshio's birthday is coming up, maybe i should do something for it...
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Z <The Exarch's Champion> @exarchschampion.bsky.social · 18h
I had so much running around to do today, but at least I got to show up this morning!!! Genuinely insane time 😂
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mayor of elfcat city @sourcandiz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Fairy @bondagefairyy.bsky.social · 21h
Me showing up on your tl
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li @ ng+ (hw) @malatanger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#xivwomenweek #ffxivart day 5: shadowbringers (flora)
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AzureSnapdragoon @azuresnapdragoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my god I've been so into working on my longfic and doing other things I completely forgot to repost this today like I planned. 😭 This is the reminder repost about the AP that this is this weekend!! I hope to see ya'll there!!! 💕💕
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kiki's Delivery Service, No. 1 in Koriko since 1989 ✉️ 🎁 🍞
An art nouveau style posters featuring Kiki flying on a broomstick with Jiji. The background shows various scenes of bread and pastries, plus the town of Koriko.
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AzureSnapdragoon @azuresnapdragoon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My bday is on Sep 29th, but we are going to celebrate on October 3rd instead. lol For my birthday I wanted to host an AP to bring folks together and have a moment to relax and breathe. So lets have lunch together and celebrate 33 vuln stacks at the Last Stand! 💕More info in pic below! #AzuresBdayAP
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False Profiteer @false-profiteer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The gangs all here. For now.
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LVL100 Paladin Kei @saintnurse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
old bird dad and bird daughter i dont think i posted yet
hermes ffxiv and meteion ffxiv, normalhermes ffxiv and meteion ffxiv, no longer normal (depressed)
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YMR // 🎮 7.56 evercold waiting room @ymr18.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#ff14 #erenville #shale
Erenville, in disbelief from his discover: Shale. Did you fuck my mom, Shale? Did you fuck my mom? Did you fuck her?
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Fairy @bondagefairyy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ask and you shall receive #Illendirposting
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cycha, world's greenest bassist 🌱🎸 @fabledtactician.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
oh i love this one! i even have some old fanart from way back when
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YMR // 🎮 7.56 evercold waiting room @ymr18.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my favorite trial 🖤 [ #ff14art #ffxivart #ff14 #ffxiv #endsinger]
endsinger from ff14. she is looking to the side. her wings on the head are... hands. a lot of hands.
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🪽 @tuliyollal.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
moogles
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Diva @hyxpk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Diva @hyxpk.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Summer isn't over yet!! [24/31]
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AzureSnapdragoon @azuresnapdragoon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Post 3/3
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AzureSnapdragoon @azuresnapdragoon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Post 2/3
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AzureSnapdragoon @azuresnapdragoon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Vanth and Estinien celebrate this years Moonfire! Will Vanth finally get her revenge? Post 1/3 #Vanthstinien #wolVanth #Estinien #Moonfire2026 #GposeComic
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AzureSnapdragoon @azuresnapdragoon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Estinien: Clouds today? Vanth: Yeah. Estinien: Hmm, I see. Don't fret in time the wind will take them, just need to be patient. This is a thread. I'm trying to help myself out of this stupid hole I've stumbled into with the help of artistic expression & being open which I'm terrible about doing (c)
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Tavi!! 💫 @tavi-time.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What my mind looks like lately if I’m being honest
A picture of shale looking down smiling with a bunch of emoji hearts superimposed on the image.
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Yoshio (GatewayFate!) @ff14yoshio.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
he can be a lil smiley sometimes
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aj 🧃 lyse’s wife @fellyse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I would kill each and every one of you for her
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Z <The Exarch's Champion> @exarchschampion.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Day 3: Past/Future I both redid an OLD 'movie poster' I made (like, so old I had 1 (one) posing tool, we had to unsync the dungeon, and the last patch of ShB wasn't out yet) and created a current version 🥹 Old > Redo > Current #wolgraha | #wolgrahaweek | #wolgrahaweek2026
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
the thing Star Trek got most correct is that, if advanced sentient life exists, we will fuck it immediately and some of us will be marrying into the species within a year
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giri nathan @girinathan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
we might be throwing out a generational umami opportunity. i will taste the forbidden fish sauce defector.com/abandoned-fi...
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Let Me And A Food Scientist Sample The Abandoned Fish Sauce Terrorizing A Small Canadian Town | Defector
Take capelin, a small silvery fish in the smelt family. Now add salt. Then throw those two ingredients in 110 vats, each of them about 10 feet tall, and let them sit in a defunct factory for over two ...
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False Profiteer @false-profiteer.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I don't usually post personal stuff but this is too important not to say something. I grew up with Mr. Rogers as a child and I can unironically say it helped shape me into the person I am today. Cont. 1/3
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AzureSnapdragoon @azuresnapdragoon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Day One: Food | Travels "Ever since you lit that damn fire, my life has been nothing but chaos." "At least our travels remain interesting!" youtu.be/ieEPVklxHQM Can play in 1440p! Some notes below! (c) #wolstinienweek2026 #wolstinienweek #Vanthstinien #wolstinien #wolvanth #Estinien #VanthVids
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Do You Want To Go On An Adventure? - Vanthstinien | Wolstinien
YouTube video by AzureSnapdragoon
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False Profiteer @false-profiteer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy pride month, sluts. #ffxiv #pride #lgbtqia+ #LGBT #RonaldReaganwasthedevil
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False Profiteer @false-profiteer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
got my wisdom teeth ripped out of my skull yesterday and currently fighting the urge to take the opioids that they prescribed me and go on unhinged rants about my OC and Sphene's feet. I swear there is no connection between the two. #ffxiv
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False Profiteer @false-profiteer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If raid lead cancels countdown and im stepping, you better believe im gonna pull just to spite them.
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Wise @ the time mage guy @feraldreamer.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Im going to be so fucking honest right now. I love shadowbringers so bad. But if i have to see one more chud praise it for its themes and completely shit on endwalker and dawntrail for their supposed """""lack""""" of themes im going to start beating people with hammers until they wake tf up.
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✨ Obsessed Illusionist 🎩 @maoai.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
🧵Want to make FFXIV AMV/GMV videos of your own? Here's a thread with some tips!🎞️ (having it all in one place is neat, no?)
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False Profiteer @false-profiteer.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
#wolqotd How do you think a flirtatious interaction go with any of the scions and your blorbo? feel free to roleplay here. I want to see how badly Urianger would fumble it.
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骨ニギー @bonenigi.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
ラムレザル
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False Profiteer @false-profiteer.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
All you folks screaming for blitzball to be added to XIV deserve to be shamed by yoshi p. Yall are either looking through rose tinted glasses or weren't there for X. I dare you to go back and play that horrible mini game today and try not to force your essence back to the aetheric sea. #FFXIV
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Tavi!! 💫 @tavi-time.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Whatever you say gorgeous
A vertical portrait gpose of Shale doing the default f elezen sit holding her head in her hand as she looks at the camera with a casual style great shirt on.
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False Profiteer @false-profiteer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Ya'll sure you want butt sliders? #ffxiv #wol
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False Profiteer @false-profiteer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Stop with whatever you are doing right now and go read this story! It was made by an amazing writer and its absolutely fantastic! Please send them all the love that they deserve.
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False Profiteer @false-profiteer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
#FFXIV #wuklamat #
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🔞 Beayond the Heart 💜 @suchasillybea.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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False Profiteer @false-profiteer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Before ARR, flachette was known in Gridania for being an actual disappointment. Once beloved by many citizens as a "model immigrant." She was quickly turned on by the locals after she drunkenly started a brawl in the Carline Canopy which led to a twin adder losing an eye.
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False Profiteer @false-profiteer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Flachette is weirdly capable of plugging in the USB correctly on the first try, every time.
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False Profiteer @false-profiteer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Flachette was originally supposed to come from an abusive home. Something to do with munchausen by proxy with her mother. I scrapped that for a different kind of rough childhood all together. I wanted to focus more on her Ala mhigan roots and being a war refugee instead.
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Bramble @brambleramb.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Coyotes drinking from the fabric of reality
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7enn @jenn59959.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
drowning #ff14 #meteion
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
mods are asleep, post bean hole
diagram of method to cook pork & beans in a pot covered in embers and buried in a bean hole
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 05/12/2025
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈I dream of the day when the world can become a place where transgender people can live proudly and freely as themselves, and where they can love freely As a mascot, I see human love as beautiful and wonderful. I love you all today as well♡
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