Sign in

Fakeminsk

@fakeminsk.bsky.social
220 followers 148 following 438 posts

Writer of Constant in All Other Things and Who Made the Lamb. Gender-exploratory fiction available on SH, AO3 and others. Also, pictures of cats and boardgames. You can support my work (and read chapters before publication) at: patreon.com/fakeminsk.

PostsRepliesMedia
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dinosaurs of South London.
230
Reposted by Fakeminsk
Anesha Griffiths @aneshagriffiths.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Posted another happy little roadtrip chapter from my current WIP, Exons: www.scribblehub.com/series/23835... There's nothing like laying back and watching the desert sand roll by while someone else drives... #dystopian #lgbtqia #fiction #thriller
scribblehub.com
Exons
When Erika got a biotech job at Neuragene she thought she'd got it made. But like most things in life, it turns out it's not as good as it seemed, and the plush job came with a catch she decided she c...
041
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every autumn, we get a spider in our window. Over several weeks, we watch it grow to horrific size. It either lurks in the corner with one leg extended to a single strand; or sits in the middle of its web. And it's a messy eater! Leaving rust spots spattered on the windowsill.
030
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I recently posted the first chapter of a new novel-in-progress, Untitled Maid Story (but very tentatively to be titled, Maid Flesh) to the patreon: www.patreon.com/fakeminsk/po... It's a story of wealth, privilege, and maids, inspired by recent Booker prize winner, Flesh.
0137
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's so easy to confuse complexity for quality in a game. Altay doesn't do anything extraordinary, its deck building and card play is dead simple, and I'm loving playing this with my son. But it does capture that early-civ feeling of expanding and tech growth, racing for a foothold. Good fun so far.
0173
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Crawling Chaos, Minion of Bast (or Bast herself) The Writhing One, Bane of Hypnos, Terror of the Night: cat in an Arkham Horror box.
040
Reposted by Fakeminsk
Anesha Griffiths @aneshagriffiths.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More happy slice of my life from my little #queer #dystopian near-future family drama www.scribblehub.com/series/23835...
scribblehub.com
Exons
When Erika got a biotech job at Neuragene she thought she'd got it made. But like most things in life, it turns out it's not as good as it seemed, and the plush job came with a catch she decided she c...
032
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"I'm scared, Mr Frodo." "Me too, Sam." The Rangers secured Eriador, and Eomer seized Isengard, but the fall of Helm's Deep and the sheer size of the Shadow's forces were too much for the poor hobbits, and they gave up hope, despite chillin' in Minas Tirith. Fate of the Fellowship.
150
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, I -was- going to do some writing...
0223
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The next chapter of Constant in All Other Things 6, a sweet and sentimental dystopian gender drama, just went live on my Patreon. C/W for: dysphoria, sexually explicit imagery, arousal, yearning, unreliable memories, abuse, language, body horror. www.patreon.com/fakeminsk/po...
patreon.com
Constant 6: Chapter 10 | Fakeminsk Fiction
Hot off last week's chapter, the next installment of Constant in All Other Things, Book 6. pdf and epub versions of Book 6 to date, attached
052
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chapter 18, the conclusion of Who Made the Lamb, a travelogue of London life, is now available. C/W for: pretentious poetry, ghosting, drama, heavy-handed symbolism, foul language, more French, a kiss, ambiguity. www.scribblehub.com/read/1538792...
scribblehub.com
Who Made the Lamb - Chapter Eighteen: With Shoulders Back | Scribble Hub
1173
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've started publishing Who Made the Lamb to Royal Road. No idea whether it's a good fit to my genre of writing, but if that's your prefered platform, check it out: www.royalroad.com/fiction/1929...
royalroad.com
All Bar One - Who Made the Lamb
Chapter Two: All Bar One An hour later, he meets his sister at the All Bar One on Kingsway, just a little way down from the station. “Can we just go home, please?” he asks, exhausted. ...
020
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kitty is not pleased with his visit to the vet
180
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dirty fuel
150
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lunch
030
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God, I hate the fucking education system in this country -so- much.
031
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Woke up to this wonderful review of Who Made the Lamb by @rozmilner.bsky.social, check it out: rozwords.substack.com/p/identity-c...
rozwords.substack.com
Identity Crisis
A look at the webserial novel Who Made the Lamb
1267
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of those days where the writing's getting done, but the writing all feels like it's shit. But at least there's a cat to keep me company.
060
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apparently, heading to bed thinking about a new story you want to write is a great way of ensuring you don't sleep.
1120
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why thank you, random Doraemon adjacent rock.
0341
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chapter 17, the penultimate chapter of Who Made the Lamb, has just gone up on SH. Enjoy! www.scribblehub.com/series/15387... C/W for: rich twats, pretentious references, alcohol, implied sexual activity, the French, a gorgeous red dress, an epiphanic yearning for something more.
scribblehub.com
3147
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Her gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth and flesh.'
141
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@colewehrle.bsky.social's designer diaries are the best in the biz, but this quote shows a designer who's totally in touch with what matters: "I wanted players to be able to line these games up on the shelf and have their boxes sizes and styling to match." (I'm not being sarcastic, it matters!)
boardgamegeek.com
Designer Diary 2 - An Infamous Production | An Infamous Traffic: Second Edition
This week we’re launching the first of several designer diaries for An Infamous Traffic. Often, when I write these diaries, I move between describing the aspirations of the present design and describi...
031
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The first 4 chapters of Who Made the Lamb took a month in 2025. I returned to Lamb in 2026 and it took five more months to complete the first draft. So, roughly six months of writing against a backdrop of full-time work. Excited to see what I write with the freedom to focus only on writing.
0121
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Day six of unemp... wait, does employment count on weekends? Like, I worked through a lot of weekends in my old career, but not normally Sundays. Maybe weekends shouldn't count. Anyways, today, I took my daughter to a math's event at King's College London, the Japanese for lunch. I had udon.
180
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Day five of unemployment, I woke up to a slew of very kind and wonderful comments to my story, both on the patreon and over on SH. Genuinely feeling a little overwhelmed. Thank you. I quite liked this one, tho':
2161
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
On my fourth day of unemployment, I also finished the complete first draft of my novel, Who Made the Lamb. It's now posted to my patreon. Why not check it out?: www.patreon.com/fakeminsk/po...
patreon.com
Who Made the Lamb | Fakeminsk Fiction
Who Made the Lamb by Fakeminsk Fiction on Patreon. Join Fakeminsk Fiction's community for exclusive content and updates.
1217
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Day 4 of unemployment, I explored a dungeon with my son and slaughtered everything that moved within. Final day of the summer holidays and it was great spending it with him
081
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Chapter 16 of Who Made the Lamb now up! C/W for: hangovers, mild depression, the unsettling realisation that everything that defines you fits into a few carboard boxes, sisters, post-date anxiety, a lesbian, unpacking, alcohol, implied drug use, camping. www.scribblehub.com/series/15387...
scribblehub.com
0123
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Day three of unemployment, I continued to sell off the boardgame collection I've built up over the past twenty years. I've nearly brought in a month's worth of income, so that'll keep me afloat for a bit. Also, I've finally gotten myself back up to writing 2k/day.
1190
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Day two of unemployment: took daughter to see Spiderman: Brand New Day. She really liked it. So did I, but I wish they'd put more thought behind lines like Peter's, "you're not a killer!" when the antagonist flat-out killed a bunch of people (that bearded guy with the truck, a tank in New York.)
060
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
And day one of unemployment ends with homemade blackberry crumble.
3120
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Day one of unemployment begins with French toast
260
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Going to miss the view.
050
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
After the long New Forest walk, the reward.
050
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I may have eaten too much.
130
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Home for the next few days.
050
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chapter fifteen of Who Made the Lamb, a story of love, labour and lingerie in London, is now up on SH. www.scribblehub.com/series/15387... C/W for: alcohol, nostalgic melancholy, cheese, a kiss, heteronormative feminine performance, homophobia, emotional manipulation, sexual ambiguousness.
scribblehub.com
0175
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ah, sad times. Clearing out beloved boardgames. Some real bangers in there!
150
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Convince me reorganising the bookshelves isn't an act of mental health self care.
260
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's fun sitting over the driver on the bus and pretending you're the driver. Beep beep!
080
Reposted by Fakeminsk
Cole Wehrle @colewehrle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This weekend I had the privilege of grappling with some very big and difficult games with a spotlight on Michael Lorino's Imperial Elegy. As usual, the whole experience got me thinking about big games, what they demand of their players and the rewards to be found in their exploration. 🧵
212229
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Man, wouldn't it be amazing to make a living income as a writer?
3101
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I _was_ going to write but the cats have seized the means of production.
060
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That guy's clearly checking out the woman's boobs; the other woman, her bum. (Fantasy Mural in Holland Park.)
150
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Chapter fourteen of Who Made the Lamb is now up on SH. C/W for: language, flowers, alcohol, pretentious literary quotes, Flight of the Conchordes references, a moustache, compromised ideals, gifts, porn, a kiss, introspection. www.scribblehub.com/series/15387...
scribblehub.com
1177
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Didn't get very far in today's writing.
020
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
How is this possible? How have more people killed 10k enemies than have won a run on the easiest difficulty level?
000
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Huh, got another one today. If this keeps happening I might start thinking something's up...!
A snip from a discord chat saying: "Wait is Fakeminsk like. Actually just a dude???" And beneath it, the laugh-crying emoji reaction.
190
Fakeminsk @fakeminsk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Latest chapter of Who Made the Lamb, my story of love and gender under late-stage capitalism, now up: www.patreon.com/fakeminsk/po... C/W for: rich twats, pretentious references, nice frocks, alcohol, implied sex, the French, a gorgeous red dress.
patreon.com
Who Made the Lamb | Fakeminsk Fiction
Who Made the Lamb by Fakeminsk Fiction on Patreon. Join Fakeminsk Fiction's community for exclusive content and updates.
1165