Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 8hWhat a way to wrap up National Coming Out Day!! 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 11hTrue story….I loved this guy and used to tell everyone exactly that. The moment Roy ousted me he had it removed. Had nothing to do with John Depp….had everything to do with that rat bastard Roy Jr! 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 14hMelania moved here after she completed her job of being “topless spa girl” at a Slovakian Hostel that ends up taking your passport and driving you before you are sent to “Elite Hunting”. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 21hHappy National Coming Out Day or as Mike Johnson calls it, The Last Temptation of Mike. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It’s a lot easier if you just see all of them for who they really are….people who’ll have grown up in the US who hate it here. They hate everything about this country but don’t have anywhere to go so they are trying to actively change and destroy what we have. That’s all it is. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Don’t forget what Roy Disney Jr did to me! 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I said the same thing about Treasure Planet to the Disney Board after it flopped. Marty Sklar was in the room and responded, “That’s the reason it lost 50 Million, you idiot”. God I hate Sklar! 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Follow the money….They also bailed on North Carolina and moved that money to Texas. The Republicans are in serious trouble….as they should be considering Trump is a corrupt Cunt. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026God and Baby Jesus, what in the hell happened to Tiffany??? My God. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Calls missiles “rockets” and spacecrafts “rocketships”. 110
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They’ve all got a great role model in The White House. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Another possibility is he sold his soul to Lucifer. 180
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comSeinfeld George T-Bone SceneALT: Seinfeld George T-Bone Scene 020
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think they want “America” to die. 010
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m not afraid to ride Mission Space I’m just nervous about actually riding Mission Space. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He must have been listening to the Jerky Boys earlier today…. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Somebody should tell Mr Hard Ass Alpha that brown shoes with a dark suit is no longer “in”. Not sure why it ever was tolerated in the past, but it definitely is not these days. 020
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Easily the post of the day right here….. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Want to know why people who wear crosses around their necks and call themselves “Christians” are full of such shit? Thou shall not lie is one of the easiest of the 10 commandments, yet they all break that one and allow it each and every day in the “Republican” party. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Nuevo Republican Party has really become a place for Weird White People with very average lives and repressed issues. Many of those repressed issues are the EXACT things they attack in society. It’s fucking bizarre. On another note….Bob Chapek is also a complete and total C$NT. 001
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The statement, “what a bunch of pussies” is exactly what I called the board of directors when Roy and Sklar shanked me in 05. When I said this you would have thought I said the most offensive thing in the world. I stand by may words, they were perfect…..it’s a perfect statement here as well. 011
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Simple statement due to the fact that there is nothing they could actually prosecute him for. 170
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Andy Bernard went there. Need I say more? 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I couldn’t have said it better myself! 010
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I received a “hall pass” from my wife to have 1 night of infidelity with a woman of my choosing, I can tell you I would definitely not choose Susan Collins. 110
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s as if he watched episode 1 of American Horror Story Apocalypse and thought, “wow…now that’s cool”. Also he probably jerked off to Michael Langdon as well. 010
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026These little posts are getting annoying. Yeah we all know he falls asleep but NO ONE does anything about it. It’s all status quo bullshit with this guy. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I once remarked to the Disney Board of Directors that we have the best “Princesses” and you could hear an audible gasp from Roy Jr. He then made a formal complaint to HR stating that I was a nymphomaniac who only took the CEO job so I could “chase young cast members” and this asshat is President? 010
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So we are all just to believe that she is just now figuring all this out? Seems she was fine going along with this nonsense until Trump jilted her at the alter by making Kristi Noem the leader of Homeland Security 030
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And of course Trump will leave the White House in January 2029 without any drama or resistance. Of course he will. 010
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026All talk, no action. Nothing will happen nothing will change. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I watched the 1981 Classic The Howling last night. Great picture! While everyone clamors on about Elisabeth Brooks, I have to say that Dee Wallace was quite the seductress! I may have commented on this back in 85 when I first met her and my wife may have been standing next to me. 010
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I would argue Fred Savage and The Little Monsters could as well. 040
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You are GD right you magnificent SOB 010
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Why’s the tough guy need an overcoat and gloves? 020
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In 2003 I knew my days were numbered after the disaster that was Treasure Planet. I proposed we rename Toon Town, “Eisner Alley” and fill it with all the things I had done for Disney. As you can imagine, Marty Sklar and Roy killed the entire idea. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This thing has the same vibe as when Nickelodeon launched Turkey TV. 020
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Remember….according to the Soviet Leadership, Chernobyl was also a con job. 001
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Wolf Man is the most tragic character of all the Universal Monsters. Michael Eisner (me) is the most tragic of I’ll the Disney CEOs. I thank you for your attention to this matter. 110
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Gus Johnson literally has an orgasm every time a team scores a touchdown, except when Ohio State is up 3+ scores….then he calls the game as if it’s a funeral. What in the actual fuck? 020
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It would be so cool if these networks would grow a pair and start fighting back 2190
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026And the MILLIONS of people that agree with his bullshit 050
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s so fucking dumb. Beyond anything imaginable. 011
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It will be over in the next 24 hours 010
