Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He must have been listening to the Jerky Boys earlier today…. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Easily the post of the day right here….. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Want to know why people who wear crosses around their necks and call themselves “Christians” are full of such shit? Thou shall not lie is one of the easiest of the 10 commandments, yet they all break that one and allow it each and every day in the “Republican” party. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The statement, “what a bunch of pussies” is exactly what I called the board of directors when Roy and Sklar shanked me in 05. When I said this you would have thought I said the most offensive thing in the world. I stand by may words, they were perfect…..it’s a perfect statement here as well. 011
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I couldn’t have said it better myself! 010
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I received a “hall pass” from my wife to have 1 night of infidelity with a woman of my choosing, I can tell you I would definitely not choose Susan Collins. 110
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I watched the 1981 Classic The Howling last night. Great picture! While everyone clamors on about Elisabeth Brooks, I have to say that Dee Wallace was quite the seductress! I may have commented on this back in 85 when I first met her and my wife may have been standing next to me. 010
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Wolf Man is the most tragic character of all the Universal Monsters. Michael Eisner (me) is the most tragic of I’ll the Disney CEOs. I thank you for your attention to this matter. 110
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Gus Johnson literally has an orgasm every time a team scores a touchdown, except when Ohio State is up 3+ scores….then he calls the game as if it’s a funeral. What in the actual fuck? 020
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I would have you ask Bob Iger this exact question…. 010
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Lon Chaney Jr struggled with the concept of “acting” when he starred in The Wolfman, but Claude Rains was masterclass….and Evelyn Ankers was Sex on Wheels. My god, what a picture!!! 010
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I was fortunate enough to see him perform “LIVE” as a member of the Cadaver Dans on Sunday Night at Mickeys Not So Scary Halloween Party! 041
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You can add Roy Disney Jr to this list. He used to come into board meetings ranting about the “Chinamen” working security in Burbank. The man in question was in fact not Chinese but was from Brooklyn and second generation Hungarian. Roy….what a piece of work. 030
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the Sun”. Montgomery Burns 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I used to think Roy Disney Jr was the dumbest American to ever live. Don Trump has surpassed him in that category. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 24/08/202618th Century France would like a word…. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Things heard as you exit Great Moments With Mr Lincoln. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The only blonde Harp that I acknowledge!static.klipy.comMickey And The Beanstalk: Golden Harp SingsALT: Mickey And The Beanstalk: Golden Harp Sings 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026In ‘86 Card Walker asked me in a board meeting what I thought of WED Enterprises and I responded “I don’t know much about the Theme Park industry but I’m a huge supporter of our animation department”. Pulled that answer out of my ass. It was from that day forward that Peter Schneider was Team Eisner 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If we are all confessing out truths tonight then I will go ahead and say it….I think Nancy Mace is pure sex on wheels. I’ll show myself out. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Ward Kimball once told me the only good rag was a Tiger Rag. I had no idea what he was talking about and had only been on the job a week and didn’t know who he was either so I, subsequently, threw him out of my office and called security. m.youtube.com/watch?v=6rlj...m.youtube.comFirehouse Five +2 - Tiger RagYouTube video by pappyredux 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 14/08/2026And to think, I got in all sorts of trouble with HR when I referred to Connie Chung as “Piston Honda” when she interviewed me about the (her words) “failing Euro Disney project” a year after we opened. FML. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’m n fairness….Trump’s favorite film is The Three Amigos. He told me this at a party in 87 at the home of Ted Turner. He actually believed that El Guapo was a real person. As he told me, “Michael, it’s the same asshole that was in the movie where Walt Disney went down to Mexico!” 010
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I run Disney and the I’ll it out of financial ruin and build it up beyond anything imaginable. Roy ousts me and I’m left with enough money to buy Portsmouth. Iger rides in on my coattails, buys a bunch of outside companies and has enough money to buy The Lakers. FML. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This is classic. Bob Iger who portrayed himself as this progressive Democrat against all things Trump now goes into business with Josh Kushner who was also part of the FIFA privatization. Fuck Bob Iger. 34612
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026If this doesn’t change you after watching, then you aren’t a human m.youtube.com/watch?v=PrWd...m.youtube.comLisa Bastoni performs “The Age of Information” liveYouTube video by Matt @HorizonsOne 100
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Marty Sklar can fuck all the way off! 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The version of The Odyssey I would most like to see…. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Worth noting because most of us who watched this a year ago KNEW it was going to happen again yesterday. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Many people often ask me if I have anything I’d change in my time running Disney. The answer is, YES…I would have had Marc Price wear a shirt that read, “The Nunis Wave Machine Worked for 5 Minutes” when he hosted Teen Win Lose Or Draw in the shores of the Polynesian. God I hated Nunis. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 17/07/2026After last night if you aren’t seeing this next statement as clearly and real as possible you are in denial. The ONLY way that Donald Trump is exiting the White House is either in handcuffs or in a body bag. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 17/07/2026In 89 I hosted a party at my home in Hollywood…all the A listers were there…Bea Arthur, Richard Lewis, John Stamos, Tracey Gold….well, I had a few drinks and decided to give a speech about life and existence. It was far more coherent than what I just watched. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Mr Trump…the question was “why cannot you end the war in Iran” not, “could you explain why Kamala Harris let people from Insane Asylums from Congo” 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 06/07/2026For the love of Victor Frankenstein, who in the hell is this??? 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Well…great 250th Celebration everyone!static.klipy.comEisner Michael EisnerALT: Eisner Michael Eisner 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Whatever happened to the “Hospital Boat” that Trump sent to Greenland this past Winter? Once he’s dead and we have a chance to list out every strange thing he did over the past 10-12 years we will all look back on it like “what in the actual fuck were we doing here”. 001
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 24/06/2026@newsmax.com you might want to share this with your prized possession Rob Debolt Carson. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The current administration is full of full blown cunts….and I know a thing about administrations full of cunts…I worked with Roy Disney, Marty Sklar and Dick Nunis. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 04/06/2026It had always amazed me that in countries that we call socialist disasters their sorts teams (think European soccer) are self sufficient and give the people a better product, but here we take total advantage of the people by using their emotional connection to a team against them 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Watching Arsenal hoist the trophy today game me the kind of tearful joy I haven’t felt since that day Dick Nunis watched the first wave at Typhoon Lagoon flow and hearing Marty Sklar say, “Well, we finally fixed the disaster that we created at the Polynesian”. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 16/05/2026@thebulwark.com the selection of Aerosmith’s “Big 10 Inch” to close the show was just tremendous. Well played. 000
Fake Michael Eisner @fakemichaeleisner.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Post of the day right here! Winner 000
