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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 17h
WTF. I feel like I’ve been day drinking
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 17h
A smile cartoon tooth for a tooth, you said that irony was the shackles of youth
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 19h
The best
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 20h
Trump also hates animals
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 21h
Based on my time doing compliance, it’s best not to comment on anything until the end and even then…
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 22h
He got out of the wrong side of bed this morning
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 22h
But he’s not cash rich or something
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 22h
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Alt: Lenny Leonard: Who Likes Short Shorts?
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 23h
@csandds.bsky.social
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@picketer.bsky.social @pollytics.bsky.social lad update. Said he got nothing done in the science the other day because they had a substitute teacher. Instead of science he read an essay by Keynes. FFS bigger dork that me.
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Leave Dan alone
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This bad thought leadership
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I (mostly) have fun when I get there, but my partner loves getting away more than me so she drives it. A holiday for me is a week at home. Just not a traveller
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I rage on the inside
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I like to use my stuff and if I’m not at home I can’t. I try to avoid leaving the house
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I am with him. Why travel when all my stuff is as home.
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Does anyone brief this clown, or does he just not listen/read them: US President Donald Trump is reportedly reconsidering plans to livestream the execution of Nidal Hasan after learning the Fort Hood shooter has been paralysed since the 2009 attack.
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No.
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She’s a celeb in @picketer.bsky.social’s much loved Burnie
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Too much chlorine?
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And life! I’ve outsourced my current affairs to our very engaged 16yo. I need to raise with Verity the idea of him taking the Wednesday off after cup day to watch the mid terms vote counts. He’s been following it intently for 2 years. Don’t know where he gets it from
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@kels316.bsky.social got a weekender for you bro
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh! Sorry I missed this article. It’s been a year or two!
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hi @garethhutchens.bsky.social I hope all is well! Looking forward to reading this. Not sure if you’ve seen his stuff (I may have mentioned him at the other place), but Dominic Kelly put a book out a few years back covering think tanks. Especially from the 80s I think.
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sounds like a Melbourne thing
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They went to @csandds.bsky.social recruiting
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The steps taken to avoid hypothetical future partner is 🤌
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Our discourse around potential minority governments is soooooo fucking stupid. It’s like watching my teenagers talk about cleaning their room. We are just not a serious country
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Useless in a penalty shootout
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@picketer.bsky.social @kels316.bsky.social back in my day these dorks were laughed at. Even if they wore an ‘and justice for all’ t shirt
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bring back the golden age of Vic Market Chop Chop
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There is a town in Vic called smoko. We need to bring it back there first.
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
‘See’ further fkn.
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If they further it is because they stand on the shoulders of (thought leading) giants
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@picketer.bsky.social Queensland enters the thought leadership arena
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You just can’t handle the Melbourne thought leadership
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They are going hard today
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dork alert: my lad was telling me about Cornwall’s geothermal potential.
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Non-government schools would accept all students within their geographical zone, fee-free, and receive full government funding or continue selecting fee-paying students and be cut off, as part of a plan designed to prevent social segregation.
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This take is so hot you need asbestos gloves
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sorry. This kind of thought leadership needs a health warning
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@picketer.bsky.social give it up guys. The Age has just out Aged itself
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Heer
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Liam @www.maroonobserver.com · 13/10/2026
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@picketer.bsky.social they’re going to be doing tik tok challenges hey
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
JFC
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Seriously WTAF is this
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nothing wrong with crocs hey
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Geoff the helper @fakegeoffdellar.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Same. Now only have a couple. I am very plain socks. I have cars on mine today. I fear it’s too showy. Am researching hats. As a baldy they are badly needed. Time to move beyond baseball caps! The flat cap in your profile pick is nice. I might have to ask @patrickstokes.com for hat advice.
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