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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

The TSA says they have a new program where you don't have to remove your shoes.

A human who is headfirst in a TSA scanner with their boots sticking out.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Look how well the Trump passport and Azerbaijan passport stamp work together.

The Trump passport with a Azerbaijan passport stamp lined up to give Trump a Hitler moustache.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

If you are looking for something to do in Columbus tonight, check out the Halloween Taproom Takeover at the St James Tavern. Mom was my #1 fan and loved to see all the OGP plays. Please go and laugh loudly, like she did. www.facebook.com/events/19807...

Mom with our family at the St. James Tavern for OGP's short play night.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

I still don't see how this answer was incorrect.

A child's homework problem marked incorrect. The instructions say, "include units in your answer" and they provided an answer of "2400 units." Units was in the answer! There is correction in pen that says "cubic inches."

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

I hate to tell the owner of this Airbnb, but I absolutely flushed more than toilet paper down this toilet.

A sign in a bathroom that reads please do not flush anything down the toilet except toilet paper thank you.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

I will not be caught dead buying a concrete tile for my cat. I'll just steal this guy's.

A man standing in line at Lowe's. waiting to check out to purchase a concrete square slab that I assume is for his cat.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

A bunch of dudes faking like they enjoy Malort.

Five men with shots of Malort, a horrible whiskey.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

It is official: The first Palmerfest was in October 6th of 1990.

two pages from a photo album. there is a label at the top of the first page that says Palmer Fest one October 6th, 1990. there are several photos cut out so that they're not rectangular and they fit in the page better. some are of close-ups of partygoers drinking beers. others are distance shots from the second story window of 19 Palmer showing the crowds.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

The Trump administration has released images of Iran's mobile nuclear bomb manufacturing facilities.

An illustration of mobile production facilities that Colin Powell used during the Iraq war to justify going to war. The words chemical have been replaced by the words nuke handwritten.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Watching a guy record a video he will never watch.

A man holding up a camera at a concert recording the stage

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I just found the casket for people who die from embarrassment when caught driving a Cyber Truck.

an advertisement for a hyper casket which is a stainless steel casket with very sharp corners and a peaked lid that resembles a cyber truck

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I was just at a restaurant that had these very cool keg urinals. They were very fun, but I've got to tell you, it was very difficult to get my penis in the hole at the top so that I was able to pee.

A keg of beer that has been cut open and modified so that it can be used as a urinal. there is a hole at the top where the beer normally would have come out and the front is cut away.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

In an alternate universe, JD Vance saves his lover from being dropped.

A photoshopped photo of JD Vance catching a couch cushion before it drops to the ground during an event in front of the White House.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Did you know the post office has jewelry? Check out my $73 ring!

A man's hand showing off a roll of 100 stamps on his ring finger.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Dear Tall Guy at The Concert: you don't have to be in the first row to see the show like the rest of us.

A tall man in the front row of a concert who could be several rows back.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

2013 was a great year for semi-popular social media account owners. I was invited to fun events like tastings, social mixers, and bar/restaurant openings. I was at a Drink Up Columbus event for the opening of 16-Bit Bar when the Columbus Dispatch caught Fake Dispatch playing Tapper. Good times.

The cover of the weekender Newspaper insert from Thursday, September 5th 2013. There is an article about the newly opened 16 bit bar. there. is a man playing the Tapper video game. on the cover with other video games and people in the background. The man playing tapper is fake dispatch.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

The last thing anyone wants to see is an email from ParkMobile that says, "Oops."

A screenshot of an email from ParkMobile that says Oops in very large letters.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Will the $5,000 come in dollars or Rubles?

A hand drawn cartoon. Two people in blankets sit around a fire. They are surrounded by the rubble of a destroyed city. The man says to the woman, "So, what are you going to spend your $5,000 on?"

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

In a world of Mouses, be a Homestar Runner.

A man in a Homestar Runner tshirt at Epcot.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

What a select number of Ohio State fans have been thinking every day for the last 61 days.

A hand drawn illustration with the title "Ryan Day job status." It is a meter where there is a very large red area that says "fired" and a very small green area that says "not fired' and the arrow is pointing to the area right between the two There is a callout that says "you are here" right where that arrow is pointing.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Hello, Google AI: does water freeze a 0.1 degrees Fahrenheit?

A screenshot of a Google search. The search topic is "does water freeze at 0.1 degrees Fahrenheit." The answer Google provides is. " No water freezes at 30 degrees Fahrenheit. So at 0.1 degrees Fahrenheit, it would still be liquid water not frozen. The freezing point of water is 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

All you people off work and not in school get off reddit NOW!

The reddit cartoon character on a crutch with the words, "You broke reddit" over it.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

No matter how hard I try, I cannot configure my Ring doorbell to ignore my cat as a possible threat.

A security camera showing a front door with a cat on the walkway.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Good friends with a shared past.

Several good friends at a bar posing for a photo.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Nobody told me that if I wrote a book I'd also need to market it. Aren't people supposed to fall over themselves buying several copies? Nobody Told Me: A Guide to Passable Parenting a.co/d/idGCuGh

A book cover "for nobody told me a guide to pass up a parenting." there is a man laying on a bed with a blanket over his back + he is replicating the cover of a book by Dr. Spock called baby and child care. on Dr. Spock's cover there's a little baby with a blanket over him. and on the nobody told me book. it is a grown man with a hairy chest and it's kind of gross but funny.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Fake Dispatch... OUT! I didn't leave Twitter. Twitter left me. I left X.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Depeche Mode cover band photo GO!

Three men at a Depeche Mode cover band standing together with their arms around each other

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

The perfect snowman card doesn't exi...

two illustrated snowmen on the front of a greeting card. One snowman has regular stick arms while the other snowman has logs for arms. the first snowman with the regular arms says. geez Doug you've been working out?

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I was unpacking my bags from the other site and I found this wonderful illustration. Weren't we supposed to scour this from the internet or something?

Russian President Putin illustration with makeup on, dyed yellow air, in front of a rainbow pride flag.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

This Talking Heads cover band is everything.

a band on a stage that resembles the talking heads

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Back in my COSI days when I tried to get into a "Men of Science" calendar. They said if a year had 267 months, I still wouldn't have made it in

Me laying down sideways on a set of filing cabinets. I'm wearing my cosi sweatshirt and Converse high tops and looking very sexy.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

What everyone needs post-surgery:

A screenshot of a text that says the following" I was thinking of you this morning. I hope you are healing. Can I do anything for you? I can bring over a sack of white castles over if that will help."

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Here's Dad in Korea. He didn't talk much about his service and it was difficult to ask him about it because all he'd say is that he set up antennas, it was boring, and that was about it. The kids always liked to think he was Special Ops and was still sworn to secrecy.

A man is a military jacket standing on a sandy cliff, overlooking a military base. The photo is older and a scan of a slide

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2024

My parenting book is now available! Send me a DM with any questions!

Me holding a book titled, Nobody Told Me: A Guide to Passable Parenting.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 23/03/2024

Normies is sold out tonight! Next weekend has the last two shows and those tickets are going fast! Check out this funny, but touching musical premiere at MadLab Theatre! ci.ovationtix.com/35811/produc...

A graphic that shows a ticket for Normies a musical at MADLAB and it has a stamp on it that says sold out because the show for March twenty third is sold out.

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Fake Dispatch @fakedispatch.bsky.social · 22/01/2024

Mark you calendars! "Normies" a new American musical will be performed in Columbus at MadLab March 14th - 30th. madlab.net/index.html

A poster for a musical called "Normies." It is a very colorful illustration of a drag queen singing. The poster reads MadLab presents Normies, a new American musical written by Doug Powhida and James Blackmon at Mad Lab, March 14th through the 30th. Madlab dot net. presented. by the Greater Columbus Arts Council, OH Arts and the Columbus Foundation.

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