Reposted by JontyJonty @fairless.xyz · 01/10/2026Riding an e-cargo bike around Edinburgh on a crisp autumn morning has gotta be one of the top 10 human experiences #bikesky 0173
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 01/10/2026Riding an e-cargo bike around Edinburgh on a crisp autumn morning has gotta be one of the top 10 human experiences #bikesky 0173
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 28/09/2026*Extreme narrowcasting warning* Y'all ever spent an evening preloading the bearing stacks in a 1970s BMW wheel hub, juggling a blow torch, a freezer, tubs of grease, 1.2m of string, a fish scale, & a pile of tiny 0.05mm shims, and think "y'know what, maybe this DID belong on the scrapheap"? #motosky 061
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 28/09/2026Views from an evening run out in the Pentlands, including an unexpected forest doorbridge / floordoor 140
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 27/09/2026I'm from a small pit village on the Tyne, and there's this huge building in the middle called 'The Institute'. It's a reading room, library, studio & cultural centre, run by & for the miners, still going after 130 years. Baffled as a child when I learnt other posher non-pit towns didn't have one! 020
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 24/09/2026*Deposition* Lawyer: so you're an experienced cycle commuter, then? Me: oh absolutely L: How often might you forget to pack an essential item? Say, for example, your work shoes? M: *mumbling* L: For the tape, please. M: *visibly flustered* about once a week, OK? Happy? Goddammit. 000
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 23/09/2026🚨 What's that? My Kessler Syndrome alarm is going off again. Linking to this good exploration by @jonkelvey.bsky.social aerospaceamerica.aiaa.org/features/und...aerospaceamerica.aiaa.orgUnderstanding the misunderstood Kessler Syndrome 021
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 21/09/2026Great turnout at #GovCamp Scotland this morning. Time to queue up and build a conference... 040
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 18/09/2026Being energy savvy and having a bunch of price-sensitive automations running on your home server makes you Cool and Popular, actually, contrary to what my wife and children think 040
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 18/09/2026Problem: I got paid money to charge my car earlier in the week when it was windy. Solution: I've got the (non-agile) neighbours' car over and am gonna spend the next 7 hours charging theirs. They get a free 300 mile charge, i make £s, and we all help balance the grid. 130
Reposted by JontyHelen Barnard @helenbarnard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Inflation hits 3.1%. Energy price cap about to go up to £1723. And some scary predictions of where energy costs might go next year (see next tweet). Foodbanks already see too many people pushed to the brink. We’ll need targeted support to protect people already facing hunger. 1177
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 15/09/2026Bad news. It doesn't get less sweaty. You just go faster and further. 010
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 14/09/2026I don't know why more people don't just do what I did: spend six months consulting inside a large UK life savings firm redesigning assets, journeys, and communications around their investment portfolios! Honestly; it's the easiest simplest way to learn how pensions work. Everyone should do it🙏 220
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 14/09/2026The urge to post 'sickos.jpg' is strong. But then I remember that you and I live in this economy, and this is millions of people's pensions going down the toilet. Screenshot from my current UK company pension (Aviva). This is the *standard option* when joining, not even some tech-focused portfolio. 130
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 13/09/2026Recently I've been struggling to help a couple of internal research teams communicate recommendations clearly. Today I finally read the old doteveryone guide @jukes.ie recommends and... Damn. It's the best thing I've ever read. Tempted to print off 20 copies and scatter them around the office...doteveryone.org.uk 140
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 13/09/2026About time I got rid of those 12-year-old tyres and tried some fresh rubber on this thing #motosky 3333
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 12/09/2026Here's Cookie finding out her snoot fits perfectly into those large yoghurt tubs 030
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 11/09/2026First time listener to. Can't believe I've slept on this for so long! www.verylittlegravitas.com/how-people-w...verylittlegravitas.comHow People Work, Live! — Very Little GravitasThe live show that about how to people, helping teams deliver better, faster. 030
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 11/09/2026I was today years old when I found out @danhon.com is secretly English (complimentary) 230
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 09/09/2026People embarking on a journey of revenge don't understand scale. Use your upgraded shovel to dig ten graves. In six months, you'll have a 30-person waiting list. Dig them graves. Now you have a mini cemetery. Use your grave contacts to hostile takeover the local graveyard. 250 graves. Now d 0183
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 07/09/2026Climbed Calton Hill to see out Emii Alrai's 'Guardian'. A colossal fragmented relic of maybe an ancient Sumerian Lamassu. It's good, actually. 0131
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 06/09/2026Spending Sunday afternoon picking up groceries and corrupting the citizenry with questions like 'what if bikes were long' 0112
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 30/08/2026"Restore vintage motorcycles" they said. "It'll be fun and won't even give you a hernia" they said. 050
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 30/08/2026That's a completely seized transmission filler plug. 😮💨 Not to worry, easy fix; just strip the bike, drain all the fluids, lie the 200kg machine on its back, and inject fresh transmission fluid through the drain plug. Like a gearbox enema. Simple. Just a whole afternoon's work. 160
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 30/08/2026Source: you're looking at the winner of the 2018 interdepartmental 'Is it Helvetica?' competition at my old design studio 1130
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 30/08/2026That's regular Helvetica. You can tell by the flicked tail / terminal on the lowercase a, and the finial on the e ending parallel to the eye. 1140
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 29/08/2026It's wisteria summer pruning day! 🌱 Here's your annual update on the two overgrown pea-mutants that climb up my house. We had loads of flowers this year, and explosive growth in the summer. The hot weather suited them, it seems. Now they're tidied up a little, ready for autumn. 0171
Reposted by JontyJonty @fairless.xyz · 28/09/2024nobody will remember: - your salary - how busy you were - how many hours you worked people will remember: - that one time you signed off an email 'Jongy' - the team group chat that was renamed 'Jongy' for like a month - the birthday cake that had 'Happy Birthday Jongy' written on it, 2 years later 0507
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 28/08/2026Imagine an archeologist. Now look at the fit on Archeologist Ernesto Olazo from Lima. Tony Robinson and Time Team could have put in a little more effort, huh.youtu.beRemains of 16th-century hospital that treated sailors discovered in PeruYouTube video by euronews 010
Reposted by JontyJo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Most British thing ever is for the day it becomes legal to fit solar extremely easily to your home is the day the sun finally disappears after three months. 101144180
Jonty @fairless.xyz · 26/08/2026Oh no way, it's #internationaldogday?! I've got one of those. Look at it. 040