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Christopher

@failedimagineer.com

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🐭 The World Famous Failed Imagineer 💀 “Always Drawn Out” — East Bay, Calif., USA failedimagineer.com

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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 22/08/2025

So happy the hung the quotation marks

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 22/08/2025

What if people cared about genocide as much as they cared about a restaurant logo.

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 22/08/2025

Took me way too long

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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 22/08/2025

I legit thought the front of the train was a dude wearing a hat

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 21/08/2025

Didn’t work out. But oh well. Thank you!

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 18/08/2025

Anticipation is hard. Could use all the good vibes and 🤞🤞🤞

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 17/08/2025

No kings

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 13/04/2025

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a man in a blue hoodie is holding a glass of beer and saying smart .

ALT: a man in a blue hoodie is holding a glass of beer and saying smart .

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 13/04/2025

Plz Venmo me $70 so I can get this cool Roger rabbit thing on eBay thx

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 10/04/2025

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Failed Imagineer

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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 10/04/2025

What if Lumon Industries had a basketball team? Your outie buys silly shirts that I make. #severance

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 19/03/2025

Nice booby trap

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 18/03/2025

Haven’t slept since December

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 18/03/2025

Sailin’ on

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 18/03/2025

Ah yea my son wants to watch EVERYTHING so it’s usually a battle

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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 18/03/2025

Hard same. Couldn’t remember my password but deleted that account.

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 18/03/2025

At what age do you just say “fuck it” and let your kid watch whatever movies they want?

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 16/03/2025

The best part of that “Spaceman” movie is when the giant spider says “the hot bean water is a sacred ritual”

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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 15/03/2025

I sleep so much better without sleeves

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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 15/03/2025

ABP Always Be Poopin’

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 09/03/2025

I actually don’t care which one we get rid of let’s just cut out this nonsense

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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Burger stacking stool set by www.instagram.com/houskorea

A set of four stools in red, green, yellow and white look like a stacked burger because each stool stop is shaped like a piece of the sandwich. The yellow stool top is like a cheese slice. The brown has a padded burger seat. The green is lettuce shaped.

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 05/03/2025

Cool thing about working from home is that no one noticed I left the tag on my new shirt all day

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 25/02/2025

Made a Roger Rabbit sticker

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 23/02/2025

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a close up of a cat 's paw on a wooden floor next to a couch .

ALT: a close up of a cat 's paw on a wooden floor next to a couch .

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 23/02/2025

Buy one! shop.failedimagineer.com

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Failed Imagineer

Failed Imagineer Souvenir Shop

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 23/02/2025

Made a silly sticker if you’d like one

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 16/02/2025

“Dead men tell some tales” - whatever pirate

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 08/02/2025

Same

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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 08/02/2025

If you like capitalism so much then why don’t you marry it???

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 07/02/2025

Wtf

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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

This thread absolutely nails it.

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 03/02/2025

I put a bid on it but 🤫

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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 03/02/2025

Strong

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 02/02/2025

Been a day folx

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 02/02/2025

Violating IP left and right over here

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ONE PERFECT FRAME @oneperfectframe.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? (1988, Disney/Amblin) (dir: Robert Zemeckis) (animation dir: Richard Williams) (animation: Dave Spafford)

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Tf1design @tf1design.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

I think I get to say I'm in the failed imagineer club since I failed on the interview I had with WDI for a college internship many years ago, right? Thanks for making these funny stickers @failedimagineer.com

Picture of a collection of stickers that say "Failed Imagineer Friend Club" in various styles.

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 01/02/2025

Heck yes. Thanks so much.

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 31/01/2025

I fear I’ve treated myself too much already

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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 31/01/2025

Is today the day I buy the $40 vintage Roger rabbit Japanese chicken McNugget bowl? Nope. It’s not.

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 30/01/2025

I mean I just think that means the pic is that good

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 30/01/2025

Just look at this. I love it. Genius.

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 29/01/2025

Me dissociating from everyone and everything

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 28/01/2025

Do you like dumb stickers? Boy do I have a treat for you! shop.failedimagineer.com

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 26/01/2025

“I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing—that it was all started by a train”

Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 26/01/2025