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Christopher

@failedimagineer.com
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🐭 The World Famous Failed Imagineer 💀 “Always Drawn Out” — East Bay, Calif., USA failedimagineer.com

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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 22/08/2025
So happy the hung the quotation marks
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 22/08/2025
What if people cared about genocide as much as they cared about a restaurant logo.
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 22/08/2025
I legit thought the front of the train was a dude wearing a hat
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 18/08/2025
Anticipation is hard. Could use all the good vibes and 🤞🤞🤞
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 17/08/2025
No kings
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 13/04/2025
Plz Venmo me $70 so I can get this cool Roger rabbit thing on eBay thx
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 10/04/2025
What if Lumon Industries had a basketball team? Your outie buys silly shirts that I make. #severance
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 19/03/2025
Nice booby trap
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 18/03/2025
Sailin’ on
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 18/03/2025
Hard same. Couldn’t remember my password but deleted that account.
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 18/03/2025
At what age do you just say “fuck it” and let your kid watch whatever movies they want?
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 16/03/2025
The best part of that “Spaceman” movie is when the giant spider says “the hot bean water is a sacred ritual”
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 15/03/2025
I sleep so much better without sleeves
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 15/03/2025
ABP Always Be Poopin’
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 09/03/2025
I actually don’t care which one we get rid of let’s just cut out this nonsense
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Present & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Burger stacking stool set by www.instagram.com/houskorea
A set of four stools in red, green, yellow and white look like a stacked burger because each stool stop is shaped like a piece of the sandwich. The yellow stool top is like a cheese slice. The brown has a padded burger seat. The green is lettuce shaped.
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 05/03/2025
Cool thing about working from home is that no one noticed I left the tag on my new shirt all day
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 25/02/2025
Made a Roger Rabbit sticker
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 23/02/2025
Made a silly sticker if you’d like one
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 16/02/2025
“Dead men tell some tales” - whatever pirate
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 08/02/2025
If you like capitalism so much then why don’t you marry it???
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 07/02/2025
Wtf
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
This thread absolutely nails it.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 02/02/2025
Been a day folx
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 02/02/2025
Violating IP left and right over here
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ONE PERFECT FRAME @oneperfectframe.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? (1988, Disney/Amblin) (dir: Robert Zemeckis) (animation dir: Richard Williams) (animation: Dave Spafford)
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Tf1design @tf1design.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I think I get to say I'm in the failed imagineer club since I failed on the interview I had with WDI for a college internship many years ago, right? Thanks for making these funny stickers @failedimagineer.com
Picture of a collection of stickers that say "Failed Imagineer Friend Club" in various styles.
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 31/01/2025
Is today the day I buy the $40 vintage Roger rabbit Japanese chicken McNugget bowl? Nope. It’s not.
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 30/01/2025
Just look at this. I love it. Genius.
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 29/01/2025
Me dissociating from everyone and everything
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 28/01/2025
Do you like dumb stickers? Boy do I have a treat for you! shop.failedimagineer.com
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 26/01/2025
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Steven Leandres @sleandres.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Hipster Walt is some amazing work from @failedimagineer.com
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 25/01/2025
If you spend $10 in my shop you get 50% off all prints. You can get this woody Orville peck mashup for just $2.50. Wow. Also. Hipster Walt. shop.failedimagineer.com
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 25/01/2025
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 25/01/2025
I bought a bunch of things on eBay and I don’t feel any better
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 24/01/2025
Miss Piggy didn’t have to go this hard in her 1983 calendar, but I’m here for it
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 23/01/2025
I’m so behind on everything that at this rate I’ll never die
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 22/01/2025
Would you like to see a picture of my kids?
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Daps Magic @dapsmagic.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Disney Parks Releases Space Mountain Soundscape buff.ly/3E1h6tY #SpaceMountain
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Disney Parks Releases Space Mountain Soundscape
A Space Mountain soundscape with music from different iterations of the attraction has been released by Disney Parks.
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 21/01/2025
This is the vibe I’m trying to manifest in 2025
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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
This is cinema
Original poster artwork for the Roger Rabbit shorts: TUMMY TROUBLE (1989), ROLLER COASTER RABBIT (1990) and TRAIL MIX-UP (1993).
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 14/01/2025
Half off all stickers til 1/14 4pm eastern at shop.failedimagineer.com for #nationalstickerday
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 08/01/2025
After agonizing for years over paying for nice noise canceling headphones and which ones to get, I finally splurged. It just took a 6 hr flight without headphones, but boy am I glad I finally did.
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MouseInfo | Disney News & Fun @mouseinfo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Me + Black Caf cold brew
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 02/01/2025
Hey girl
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Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 23/12/2024
Florida!!!
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