Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 22/08/2025What if people cared about genocide as much as they cared about a restaurant logo. 010
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 22/08/2025I legit thought the front of the train was a dude wearing a hat 120
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 18/08/2025Anticipation is hard. Could use all the good vibes and 🤞🤞🤞 120
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 13/04/2025Plz Venmo me $70 so I can get this cool Roger rabbit thing on eBay thx 140
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 10/04/2025What if Lumon Industries had a basketball team? Your outie buys silly shirts that I make. #severance 140
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 18/03/2025Hard same. Couldn’t remember my password but deleted that account. 020
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 18/03/2025At what age do you just say “fuck it” and let your kid watch whatever movies they want? 210
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 16/03/2025The best part of that “Spaceman” movie is when the giant spider says “the hot bean water is a sacred ritual” 000
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 09/03/2025I actually don’t care which one we get rid of let’s just cut out this nonsense 290
Reposted by ChristopherPresent & Correct @presentcorrect.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Burger stacking stool set by www.instagram.com/houskorea 538788
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 05/03/2025Cool thing about working from home is that no one noticed I left the tag on my new shirt all day 250
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 08/02/2025If you like capitalism so much then why don’t you marry it??? 160
Reposted by ChristopherMonteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 03/02/2025This thread absolutely nails it. 0273
Reposted by ChristopherONE PERFECT FRAME @oneperfectframe.bsky.social · 01/02/2025WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? (1988, Disney/Amblin) (dir: Robert Zemeckis) (animation dir: Richard Williams) (animation: Dave Spafford) 1584
Reposted by ChristopherTf1design @tf1design.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I think I get to say I'm in the failed imagineer club since I failed on the interview I had with WDI for a college internship many years ago, right? Thanks for making these funny stickers @failedimagineer.com 1151
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 31/01/2025Is today the day I buy the $40 vintage Roger rabbit Japanese chicken McNugget bowl? Nope. It’s not. 280
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 28/01/2025Do you like dumb stickers? Boy do I have a treat for you! shop.failedimagineer.com 0304
Reposted by ChristopherSteven Leandres @sleandres.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Hipster Walt is some amazing work from @failedimagineer.com 131
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 25/01/2025If you spend $10 in my shop you get 50% off all prints. You can get this woody Orville peck mashup for just $2.50. Wow. Also. Hipster Walt. shop.failedimagineer.com 0112
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 25/01/2025I bought a bunch of things on eBay and I don’t feel any better 2160
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 24/01/2025Miss Piggy didn’t have to go this hard in her 1983 calendar, but I’m here for it 0232
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 23/01/2025I’m so behind on everything that at this rate I’ll never die 050
Reposted by ChristopherDaps Magic @dapsmagic.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Disney Parks Releases Space Mountain Soundscape buff.ly/3E1h6tY #SpaceMountainbuff.lyDisney Parks Releases Space Mountain SoundscapeA Space Mountain soundscape with music from different iterations of the attraction has been released by Disney Parks. 0145
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 14/01/2025Half off all stickers til 1/14 4pm eastern at shop.failedimagineer.com for #nationalstickerday 061
Christopher @failedimagineer.com · 08/01/2025After agonizing for years over paying for nice noise canceling headphones and which ones to get, I finally splurged. It just took a 6 hr flight without headphones, but boy am I glad I finally did. 160
Reposted by ChristopherMouseInfo | Disney News & Fun @mouseinfo.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Me + Black Caf cold brew 0205